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2017-06-18 at 11:47 AM UTC in Crazy Glue in Dick
Originally posted by hydromorphone Fuck you, faggot. It could be implemented on a female and this is legit as an emergency treatment. You're WAY over estimating introduction of infection. OF FUCKING COURSE you need to clean site before introducing the needle and be in a clean environment, preferably sterile if at all possible, you shit-stain faggot!
They use needles and tocars with a canndula attached to puncture the rumen in goats, cattle, and sheep to relieve gas pressure in emergency situations, and rarely is there much of any sanitizing prior- granted, most don't give a fuck as much as if this were a human, but there is good prognosis when done properly, and most do make it. I've done this one time, and had full recovery. This was done in a drive-way, on her farm on a goat. I spayed the area down with a hose to knock down dust, and used a bottle of bleach to "hillbilly" sterilize the area as best as I could. I shaved the skin with clippers, and used 93% rubbing alcohol to clean the skin and my hands (after doing a good washing/scrubbing before hand). There was no infection to occur. This was also done into an organ (rumen) with a FUCKTON of bacteria which could have caused infection at the puncture site. It did not. The real fear here is introduction of bacteria of a nasty variety into the rumen. I advised administration of a 10 day antibiotic course (bactrim was my choice for availability, cost, what was on hand, and for being a good one for both gram-neg./gram pos. bacteria.
There isn't a whole lot of difference in what I described doing, and being we are talking an emergency situation. I described in laymen's terms "decompression of bladder via cystocentesis".
Ideally, you'd want to have an ultrasound machine so you can clearly see, and aid in placement, but it could be done without one, having someone very familiar with where the badder and other organs lie.
It is not "guarenteed to introduce microbes" with some common fucking sense, which it's obvious you lack. This is a legitimate procedure to do to buy time to empty the badder, before surgery on the urethra to be unblocked.
Get fucked faggot. I'm going to be nice and source you everything I described, faggot. Now, suck my nice fat, big, black 12-inch e-cock.
I have forgotten more practical medicine than you've ever known or will know in your life, nigger. I also am not afraid to save lives, be they human or animal. At the end of the day, we overall have the same parts, and it's just minor tweaks to adjust one treatment from animal to animal, with a few little side-notes here and there to worry about. Treatments found to aid human's usually started off on an animal first, anyway. You also mentioned "alternatives"- in an emergency, where you got a bladder full of piss and a blockage, you don't have a lot of time to fuck around unless you wanna cause damage that'll be a lot harder and more invasive to fix.
http://www.vin.com/apputil/content/defaultadv1.aspx?meta=Generic&pId=11196&id=3854221&print=1
http://extensionpublications.unl.edu/assets/html/g2018/build/g2018.htm#target8
oh shit... I'm turning into Malice lol
I'd rather be a hermit autist, who knows their shit, than a retarded idiot like you, finny. -
2017-06-18 at 11:45 AM UTC in Crazy Glue in Dick
Originally posted by infinityshock stop posting stupid shit. as a matter of fact…stop posting at all.
there are a billion alternatives to doing something that, regardless of sanitization procedures undertaken, is virtually guaranteed to cause an introduction of really nasty microbes somewhere they have no business being. as i said in previous posts…a prognosis/diagnosis/treatment plan is virtually infinite depending on the type of blockage and location, but you jump right to possibly the most invasive, damaging, and likely to cause infection. probably would even need a full surgical suite for that shit, as elaborate as it is.
if its a male (wouldnt work on a female…but thats not the point of the OP) the blockage in the urethra could simply be bypassed and the ruined section (if not possible to repair) could be replaced with some sort of surgical-grade tubing. or…poor bastard…a perpetual piss bag/catheter.
kidney stone blockage is not the same thing as a urethra being forcibly sealed with a functioning adhesive. completely different treatment regimen, ffs.
stfu and go back to abusing your child.
Fuck you, faggot. It could be implemented on a female and this is legit as an emergency treatment. You're WAY over estimating introduction of infection. OF FUCKING COURSE you need to clean site before introducing the needle and be in a clean environment, preferably sterile if at all possible, you shit-stain faggot!
They use needles and tocars with a canndula attached to puncture the rumen in goats, cattle, and sheep to relieve gas pressure in emergency situations, and rarely is there much of any sanitizing prior- granted, most don't give a fuck as much as if this were a human, but there is good prognosis when done properly, and most do make it. I've done this one time, and had full recovery. This was done in a drive-way, on her farm on a goat. I spayed the area down with a hose to knock down dust, and used a bottle of bleach to "hillbilly" sterilize the area as best as I could. I shaved the skin with clippers, and used 93% rubbing alcohol to clean the skin and my hands (after doing a good washing/scrubbing before hand). There was no infection to occur. This was also done into an organ (rumen) with a FUCKTON of bacteria which could have caused infection at the puncture site. It did not. The real fear here is introduction of bacteria of a nasty variety into the rumen. I advised administration of a 10 day antibiotic course (bactrim was my choice for availability, cost, what was on hand, and for being a good one for both gram-neg./gram pos. bacteria.) though she DID NOT follow my advise here, and goat was still fine. It wasn't hard, and while a second person to help was definitely easier than alone, it could have been preformed solo. This would translate just fine to a human, as well- male or female.
There isn't a whole lot of difference in what I described doing, and being we are talking an emergency situation. I described in laymen's terms "decompression of bladder via cystocentesis".
Ideally, you'd want to have an ultrasound machine so you can clearly see, and aid in placement, but it could be done without one, having someone very familiar with where the badder and other organs lie.
It is not "guarenteed to introduce microbes" with some common fucking sense, which it's obvious you lack. This is a legitimate procedure to do to buy time to empty the badder, before surgery on the urethra to be unblocked.
Get fucked faggot. I'm going to be nice and source you everything I described, faggot. Now, suck my nice fat, big, black 12-inch e-cock.
I have forgotten more practical medicine than you've ever known or will know in your life, nigger. I also am not afraid to save lives, be they human or animal. At the end of the day, we overall have the same parts, and it's just minor tweaks to adjust one treatment from animal to animal, with a few little side-notes here and there to worry about. Treatments found to aid human's usually started off on an animal first, anyway. You also mentioned "alternatives"- in an emergency, where you got a bladder full of piss and a blockage, you don't have a lot of time to fuck around unless you wanna cause damage that'll be a lot harder and more invasive to fix.
http://www.vin.com/apputil/content/defaultadv1.aspx?meta=Generic&pId=11196&id=3854221&print=1
http://extensionpublications.unl.edu/assets/html/g2018/build/g2018.htm#target8
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2017-06-18 at 10:59 AM UTC in What kind of nightmares do you have?I have nightmare's on the theme of Bill Krozby breeding... and they've actually come to fruition. Scary shit to think about right there. People like you make a good case for mandatory sterilization.
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2017-06-18 at 10:52 AM UTC in I've got a theory why Darth Beaver self destructed & left.you can have texting plans for about 15$ a month. I pay 45$ a month for unlimited data, talk, and text. It's not that expensive, dude. There is also obama phones, which proved a certain amount of minutes/texts a month for people in poverty. Not sure about data, but I'm sure they can by 1-2GB for 10$ or so- I'm with straight talk and they do that, I believe. Also, wifi is free everywhere. You don't even need a plan in a lot of places. I've know people to never spend a dime on a plan but be able to use things like whatsapp, skype, and free texting service apps along with wifi to be able to stay in contact, make calls, text, video chat, torrent... whatever... it's not hard to figure it all out, dude.
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2017-06-18 at 10:44 AM UTC in You want to have a go?lmfao
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2017-06-18 at 10:43 AM UTC in I wish to die in my 60's.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Even hundred-year-old people don't really want to die. They just keep hoping for at least another few months of sunsets. It's the human condition to want to live as long as possible.
Not everyone is like that. I want to stop living when the tipping point of pain is greater than the joys from life, and I've always been that way. I'm cool with going when it's time to go, and I won't be fighting to cling to a life with unbearable suffering in it. -
2017-06-18 at 10:37 AM UTC in I wish to die in my 60's.
Originally posted by DocFoster Protip: always want to go, so when it happens you're pleasantly surprised
I should have died, and before now, wish I had died in February. I'm pretty bummed out I didn't get to join the 27 club. meh... it's worth it now, I guess, but I miss my dog who took my place... I knew death was coming on my birthday, and it should have been me, but... sometimes death is a sneaky fucker.
EDIT: I am ready to go when it's my time though. I don't want to hang around suffering, dealing with surgery, or trying to prevent the inevitable fate that comes to all... I'm ready to go when it's time to check out. My luck will be that as soon as I reach the pinnacle of happiness in my life, something retarded will happen as I'm basking in the after-glow of my bliss and I'll have it stripped away, just like that... such is life: an unfair, demented, bitch. Just got to make the best of what you got, here and now.
Quality, always, over quantity, IMO.
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2017-06-18 at 10:30 AM UTC in best RCs and sources to get themLanny, you ever think that these word enhancements can cause nigga's from grasping a valid, and important warning, all for the lulz?
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2017-06-18 at 7:18 AM UTC in best RCs and sources to get them
Originally posted by paradoxspace For etizolam i've been looking at https://www.domesticrcs.com/ and they seem legit? Was only going to get a few , i see they have 25 - 2MGS for 55$ which doesnt seem bad? I really need to get off these right now because i've been going down a rabbit hole. For the first 3-4 months of this year i could use for 3 weeks and take a 7-9 day break then go again , but its caught up too me 100%. I have real back pain too due to a herniated disc and pinched nerve, i know if i actually did more to try and heal it instead of getting fucked up sitting on my pc id get better too
I have similar issues, and legitimate chronic pain. I take ungodly doses of ti@neptine daily. (50 grams lasts me 2 weeks, give or take). Regular opiates, at even high dosages don't work anymore for me. Herniated discs don't heal themselves, even with all the exercise and good living in the world. I'm satisfied with using T-PAIN and it works. It works for your tolerance level at about the 70-100mg dose, would be what I recommend. It works VERY WELL for WDs. I've saved a nigga quite a few times with a dose of T-PAIN and everyone loves it, and they seem to feel that it is just as good and in some cases better than regular opiates. It of course has the side effect of physically dependency, but well... everything has it's draw backs. I can at least afford T-PAIN and live more normal than I otherwise would be without anything.
NEVER EVER IV T-PAIN /TI@NEPTINE! The PH is fucky and it will not end well. OUr resident Pharmacist here has masturbated due to IVing T-PAIN. DOn't every do it, it's bad news, and not because of impurities like some have thought, comparing it to krokodil/desomorphine, but will result in same kind of shit... Be safe. -
2017-06-18 at 3:41 AM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?
Originally posted by Malice I wanted to have one around in case I was ever in horrific situation where I had been in an accident or something and was in a horrendous physical state, or just suffering to the point that life was no longer worth living, trapped in a waking nightmare that never ended. I never wanted to be in a position where I couldn't rapidly and peacefully end my life.
I feel the same. Let's make a pact. I would never want to see anyone I call friend and care about to suffer, nor would I want to be suffering as such. I literally would end the life of someone or help them end their life in such dire, hopeless situation, such as an accident that would leave someone in severe pain/paralyzed/completely fucked with no real hope of recovery to any quality of life... I hope someone would do that for me in the same situation.
If that ever happens to you and I find out, I'd find a way to help you out of that predicament. Please, do the same for me if I you ever find me in such a state too, please. It certainly would alleviate a lot of my anxiety, because it is something I do worry about, and fear legitimately. -
2017-06-18 at 3:34 AM UTC in I hate when plans fall though.Why can't you go out? Make new plans. If you wanna have fun, go find some fun to be had.
Life sucks sometimes and it often doesn't go as we plan or want it to, but hang in there... life is about taking the shit and making it as best as we can with what we have. It'll get better, just keep your chin up, honey. -
2017-06-18 at 3:32 AM UTC in Crazy Glue in DickOne treatment would be to take a long ass needle, and penetrate at the correct area of the abdomen to relieve the bladder until proper treatment could be done to remove the blockage from the ureathra.
This is essentially the same as a kidney stone blockage. MY father experienced this and nearly died from it several times in his life. No fun. No fun at all. -
2017-06-17 at 6:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSIn a few days ill also be a few states away sexually abusing piles of crack- fuck yeah!
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2017-06-17 at 6:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSAt work. My coworker is most annoying and negative person ever (but she likes for some reason-bought me a milk shake tonight lulz)... Shoot me fucking now.. Micromanaging cunt who doesn't know anything about court, manners, or being polite working customer service... She's customer service retarded Literally...
And she fucking holds on to everything and if she's not the center of attention and you don't do it "her way" she Literally loses her shit and screams at every one customers and coworkers alike like a fucking spoiled child. She's one of those people that has to be the "victim" of every thing.. I fucking hate her guts... But I'm nice... I suck it up and smile and pick her up for work because I'm so nice and easy going she leaves me the fuck alone. I'm a diplomate I can deal with anybody, just about... But it fucking kills me inside.
In other retarded news: I told my wanna-be doctor/rn she was a lying cunt. She said she couldn't prescribe pseudofed because "it's otc" it was "impossible" and she refused then when I said she was full of shit she said "it's because medicaid won't cover it" again bullshit but not the problem as I'd b fine to pay out of pocket. I needed it because it's only drug that helps my sinus problems (used to be prescribed it by my old doctor in FL) and I keep popping for barbs on UAs buy it comes back negative with gc/ms everytime. She's such a cunt and I hope she dies.
She also won't refill my propranolol until I do some labs (a diabetes sugar test fasting) because "she needs to make sure" there is no issues" which is bullshit for propranolol with this test... And I do have a thoracic aortic aneurysm lol so... Technically I'm out and she'd prefer that all over lab work... Fucking retard. -
2017-06-16 at 10:54 PM UTC in A serious questionYou have a Urinary Tract infection. You need antibiotics.
You don't need to get local anesthetics on the black market... I have a fuckton. Maricaine, Lido/epi... it's easy as fuck to get.
Get some fucking bactrim and you'll be good. -
2017-06-16 at 10:48 PM UTC in How many years have you given the jails?I've never been caught, and I have engaged in some risky behavior before.
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2017-06-16 at 12:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI'm a caretaker for a vietnam veteran, who's a fucking full blown alcoholic, who's in denial over it (i.e. "I only have a couple drinks a day..." which is a bold-faced lie, and he forgets the part that he'd not had a single day off in 20 years or more, except while in the hospital, which they had no idea he was in withdrawals, but he gets gabapentin and they had him doped up on pain-killers too). He thinks the one time that he quit drinking cold-turkey, that my mother whom he buys pills off of (adderall, hydrocodone, and oxycodone, sometimes), the lady she gets the adderall from had gave him LSD "by mistake". First, she doesn't dabble with hallucinogenics, just weed and her adderall script, and secondly- LSD isn't like main stream pop culture describes "acid". He was hallucinating ants all over his body, and thinking he had to shoot anyone who came to his door, and that there was some big conspiracy against him, and this non-nonsensical logic story playing through his head. He refuses to believe this could be anything other that "acid" or LSD, rather than being what I truly believe it was- alcohol withdrawal, which can, in bad cases cover every symptom he displayed, and is far more probable than "accidentally" sold acid, which comes on blotter paper, not fucking capsuled pills (but he don't know, or believe that...)
His legs are like raw meat from agent orange exposure. They are nothing, but open, weeping sores- both legs. from knee to tips of his toes, to which he barely has any toes and his to nails are completely rotted off. He's been told that he needs to keep his legs elevated, but he refuses to do so because it hurts, and which is a huge reason he drinks as much as he does. Over the last year, he's been refusing more and more to even go to bed, and sleeps in his chair, which causes his legs to go numb, lose circulation, then lose feeling, thus minimizing pain- at least until he has to get up and walk or go to bed at night. I can tell the nights he sleeps in bed, versus when he sleeps in the chair when I change his bandages on his legs, it gets fucking worse and worse every time. He also needs to move more, as he's morbidly obese and has been falling a lot. He has next to no muscle mass. He's gone from using a cane to a walker in a year and from falling once in a blue moon to falling several times a week- sometimes more. He doesn't want to go to the hospital (when they have him, he's in there minimum a month for rehab, unless like last time he lied and expected my mother and I to wait on him hand and foot, like we do anyway, and fight to get him in the house- he also told the physical therapy lady to go fuck herself politely when she called to set up an appointment to come to the house to do sessions with him, which pissed me off terribly.)
WORST PART- beyond the bandages of stinking raw meat, or the fact that getting him to take a shower is hell (a year a go it wasn't, he showered fine and looked forward to every chance he got since he could only do it twice a week, when the nurse came to replace the bandages, but now it's 3 times a week, summer has come, and last year he even got maggots on his legs from the flies in the house because he lives like a fucking pig), Nope! He has a penis, that resembles more a vagina with huge swollen testicles- literally. There's nothing there... I kinda feel sorry for him- he's smaller than a micro-penis... and I often wonder if he ever did have a dick, and if this really is from agent orange. So, because of his non-existent penis, and his mobility issues deteriorating more and more (albeit, he was doing this from go, for years, out of laziness) he pisses in a piss jug... Which is anything he can find when he has to piss. He does have designated jugs... but sometimes he just grabs a pitcher or whatever... a bowl... a cup.. and leaves it there... and they pile up, get hidden around, and the whole fucking house smells like rotten meat and piss so fucking bad (sometimes shit, because he's getting to the point he's so lazy he waits til the last second to go take a shit, and then sometimes he shits all over the floor, can't clean it up, but tries by smearing it around everywhere, then doesn't tell anyone until days later when it's stuck on everything and he's tracked shit everywhere on his bandaged feet that I have to then handle to take off his bandages.) HE FUCKING REFUSES TO GO DO IT IN THE BATHROOM and dump them when he's done! He first said "I can't make it". Okay, fine. Then, when you're done pissing in you jug, take it and empty it into the toilet so the whole house doesn't have to smell like fucking putrid urine. His current designated jug is a giant square animal crackers jar, and it gets heavy... way too heavy for him to carry, but fucker can sure get his giant fucking wine bottle (in the jug-style bottles with the hole on the side to hold while pouring) WTF?!?!?! Fine, but now he don't want to use a smaller one, and I AM the one who's gotta empty the fucking things because his ass is too lazy and he doesn't want to fucking make any effort for himself to do as the doctor's tell him... but "if I had money (which he does...) I'd go to a specialist instead of at the VA. He has medicare too, which is only a 20% deductable, and since he's been in the hospital a couple times this year, his 100$ has been met, but he won't fucking make the appointment, but bitches about it all the time. Same with pain management, which I know would help him cut back on drinking and help him move around and keep his legs elevated more, but he won't do it.
this leaves my ass fetching beers as I'm running around for appointments, work, and all sorts of other bullshit... He also won't take his showers on my time, or let me take his bandages off (doctor even said he should air them out for a few hours each day, before they get put back on) earlier than RIGHT when he's ready to take a shower, and now since he has fallen a dozen times in the shower now (as well as evweywhere else and I'm the only one, even though I've got a bad back, can get his ass up- seriously, one day I was out and my mother's muscluar male friend who works out couldn't get him up and he had to wait til I got home and the fucker didn't even wait to help me, I had to do it solo) I've GOT to be there to help him, but he doesn't want help until he's fallen, because he's embarrassed of his non-existent cock, even though he walks around with his shorts falling off his ass, and balls hanging out the leg... or that I'll have to see him naked when he DOES fall and it's fucking harder... and he fucking drags his ass doing it so I can get to my appointments on time or get to sleep since I started a job that is 100% night shifts (10pm-6am). He cries when I make him take a shower because he fucking STINKS, FUCKING STINKS BAD, too. Then he got all offended I said he stunk, when fuck... he TOLD me to tell him since he said he can't smell when he is smelling badly. It's Goddamn ridiculous! My son is 10 times easier than this even when he was a fucking newborn baby for fuck's sake! I take care of a goddamned man child!
Oh, and he won't turn on the AC. He insists he's "cold" when the house thermometer reads fucking 95 degrees F in the house. Like WTF, dude?!?! Everyone else is sweating balls, but he's wearing a fucking sweater, and I can't believe it since fuck, he weighs 315lbs. He refuses to even believe that something is wrong and thinks my mother and I our the crazy ones for thinking it's hot...
I think he's developing Alzheimer's since he asked the same questions over and over, does some really weird shit, and fucking can't remember anything to save his goddamned life. He's literally been giving me seizures. An hour before I go to work he SCREAMS my name (which gets the macaw doing it too) and fucking stresses me out telling me "TIME FOR WORK!!!!" or he screams through the house where I can hear him at the fucking mailbox, hollering at the fucking bird! This is why sometimes he's fallen and I don't notice right away because... he's always screaming about something... Always crying wolf. THe shit about that is, I'm awake, I have a routine. I get very anxious before I leave, but it only takes me 5 minutes to get there, so I don't need to leave until 9:30-9:45 to be there with some extra time. First day of work, I seizured before going in, and luckily, got to the bathroom at work before having another one. Seizured in the parking lot the next day before leaving, and every fucking day, it fucks with me so bad when he gets to screaming about when I have to be at work- fuck, I've worked since I've been 16. I know when, how long it takes to get there, and how I need to get ready to go. I've never, ever needed reminders to fucking do this and be ready and on time for work. He still keeps doing it... it's going to kill me.
I had a rule about not driving after having a seizure for at least 24 hours. Can't do that anymore. I've told these fuckers I've had a seizure, they've SEEN me have a seizure, and still.... "Oh, btw, you need to take him to a doctor's appointment" or in the case of seizuring before work... it's not far, but goddamn, you think anyone could fucking drop me off to work? Fuck no... I'm going to have to get into an accident while seizuring and maim or kill myself or someone else for them to take them seriously. It pisses me off so badly... Tey don't respect me at all, or give two fucks I'm endangering myself every time I drive when I feel or have had a seizure.
Murder/suicide is my only option...
...but only after I go visit Piles of Crack for his birthday this week coming up, and fuck him silly. I seriously need dick. I'm so sexually deprived, it's not funny. I can't orgasm through masturbation, which sucks really bad. God, I can't wait to bury his huge cock deep inside me. -
2017-06-16 at 9:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Panny I just want to get high its the best binge ever. I see no end in sight.
My theory of binging is anything over a gram or two per binge and you are just a fucking retard honestly but thats exactly what im doing and I do not care. I want to save a gram for the next binge at least but every day I take more and more and more this is messed up. want to stop but I cant, impossible.
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2017-06-15 at 11:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I enjoy stims so much more now that I spread the use of them out. I remember doing crystal like everyday for a few months, before I went to jail. this was like five years ago or so. It wasn't a super large amount or anything but just kind of like something I was using to get through the day. But the daily crystal use was a lot rougher on me than I realized at the time. I look back on how crazy I had acted & how obvious it must have been. Just totally twacked.
Meth is so much more enjoyable to me now that I just get a large amount and binge for 3 days & don't touch the stuff for about a month or so till I binge again.
I got a bottle of Sailor Jerry's today…Crouton just doesn't seem to be doing the trick for me anymore.
I'd do this with my dad, and ex... We once went out back and built the sturdiest milkstand ever... then it became my coffee table of awesomeness.... Meth can be fun... just be careful you don't fuck up your heart and get an aneurysm like I did...
TOday has been super shit... but I fuckin' made it. -
2017-06-15 at 11:32 AM UTC in In all seriousness though...take care of yourself, hts... i aint much better this morning myself.. lets try not to die this year, okay?