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2017-06-18 at 1:45 AM UTC
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2017-06-18 at 2:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL I figured a cork would be the best, because once the shit juice gets into the cork material, the cork will expand and force his shit tube to crack open from the inside. I didn't realize no hammering was required. You'd probably still need a stick or something to stuff it far enough up in there so he can't get at it, like if he got smart and tried to use barbecue tongs or something.
further up the shit chute is a lot more pliable, meaning turds can work they way passed the blockage.
at the sphincter, the size of what can be squeezed out is limited by the ability of the sphincter to expand. in other words....the shit chute is capable of obtaining a larger diameter than the actual doodoo door is capable of voluntarily expanding. -
2017-06-18 at 2:16 AM UTCy'all posting in a retard fred
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2017-06-18 at 2:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock …the size of what can be squeezed out is limited by the ability of the sphincter to expand…
Just imagine the muscle control that takes. One hundred or so tiny muscles, in a star shape, all working together, pulling and pushing. Automatic contraction when it's something going in, a loosing when it something coming out, all orchestrated by the subconscious. -
2017-06-18 at 3:32 AM UTCOne treatment would be to take a long ass needle, and penetrate at the correct area of the abdomen to relieve the bladder until proper treatment could be done to remove the blockage from the ureathra.
This is essentially the same as a kidney stone blockage. MY father experienced this and nearly died from it several times in his life. No fun. No fun at all. -
2017-06-18 at 3:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Just imagine the muscle control that takes. One hundred or so tiny muscles, in a star shape, all working together, pulling and pushing. Automatic contraction when it's something going in, a loosing when it something coming out, all orchestrated by the subconscious.
not always so much.
had a bit of a concern a few weeks ago when an 80lb chick managed to get a dildo stuck in her under-utilized poop chute...and the automation wasnt so automated or working together. -
2017-06-18 at 4:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone One treatment would be to take a long ass needle, and penetrate at the correct area of the abdomen to relieve the bladder until proper treatment could be done to remove the blockage from the ureathra.
This is essentially the same as a kidney stone blockage. MY father experienced this and nearly died from it several times in his life. No fun. No fun at all.
stop posting stupid shit. as a matter of fact...stop posting at all.
there are a billion alternatives to doing something that, regardless of sanitization procedures undertaken, is virtually guaranteed to cause an introduction of really nasty microbes somewhere they have no business being. as i said in previous posts...a prognosis/diagnosis/treatment plan is virtually infinite depending on the type of blockage and location, but you jump right to possibly the most invasive, damaging, and likely to cause infection. probably would even need a full surgical suite for that shit, as elaborate as it is.
if its a male (wouldnt work on a female...but thats not the point of the OP) the blockage in the urethra could simply be bypassed and the ruined section (if not possible to repair) could be replaced with some sort of surgical-grade tubing. or...poor bastard...a perpetual piss bag/catheter.
kidney stone blockage is not the same thing as a urethra being forcibly sealed with a functioning adhesive. completely different treatment regimen, ffs.
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2017-06-18 at 7:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL If you squirted a tube of Crazy Glue into a person's dick, what would happen to them if they didn't immediately go to a hospital and get a bypass? Would their head explode from not being able to piss, or would their guts eventually explode through their stomach? You know that feeling when you just GOTTA go and it's excruciating? What happens if you can't?
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2017-06-18 at 11:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock stop posting stupid shit. as a matter of fact…stop posting at all.
there are a billion alternatives to doing something that, regardless of sanitization procedures undertaken, is virtually guaranteed to cause an introduction of really nasty microbes somewhere they have no business being. as i said in previous posts…a prognosis/diagnosis/treatment plan is virtually infinite depending on the type of blockage and location, but you jump right to possibly the most invasive, damaging, and likely to cause infection. probably would even need a full surgical suite for that shit, as elaborate as it is.
if its a male (wouldnt work on a female…but thats not the point of the OP) the blockage in the urethra could simply be bypassed and the ruined section (if not possible to repair) could be replaced with some sort of surgical-grade tubing. or…poor bastard…a perpetual piss bag/catheter.
kidney stone blockage is not the same thing as a urethra being forcibly sealed with a functioning adhesive. completely different treatment regimen, ffs.
stfu and go back to abusing your child.
Fuck you, faggot. It could be implemented on a female and this is legit as an emergency treatment. You're WAY over estimating introduction of infection. OF FUCKING COURSE you need to clean site before introducing the needle and be in a clean environment, preferably sterile if at all possible, you shit-stain faggot!
They use needles and tocars with a canndula attached to puncture the rumen in goats, cattle, and sheep to relieve gas pressure in emergency situations, and rarely is there much of any sanitizing prior- granted, most don't give a fuck as much as if this were a human, but there is good prognosis when done properly, and most do make it. I've done this one time, and had full recovery. This was done in a drive-way, on her farm on a goat. I spayed the area down with a hose to knock down dust, and used a bottle of bleach to "hillbilly" sterilize the area as best as I could. I shaved the skin with clippers, and used 93% rubbing alcohol to clean the skin and my hands (after doing a good washing/scrubbing before hand). There was no infection to occur. This was also done into an organ (rumen) with a FUCKTON of bacteria which could have caused infection at the puncture site. It did not. The real fear here is introduction of bacteria of a nasty variety into the rumen. I advised administration of a 10 day antibiotic course (bactrim was my choice for availability, cost, what was on hand, and for being a good one for both gram-neg./gram pos. bacteria.) though she DID NOT follow my advise here, and goat was still fine. It wasn't hard, and while a second person to help was definitely easier than alone, it could have been preformed solo. This would translate just fine to a human, as well- male or female.
There isn't a whole lot of difference in what I described doing, and being we are talking an emergency situation. I described in laymen's terms "decompression of bladder via cystocentesis".
Ideally, you'd want to have an ultrasound machine so you can clearly see, and aid in placement, but it could be done without one, having someone very familiar with where the badder and other organs lie.
It is not "guarenteed to introduce microbes" with some common fucking sense, which it's obvious you lack. This is a legitimate procedure to do to buy time to empty the badder, before surgery on the urethra to be unblocked.
Get fucked faggot. I'm going to be nice and source you everything I described, faggot. Now, suck my nice fat, big, black 12-inch e-cock.
I have forgotten more practical medicine than you've ever known or will know in your life, nigger. I also am not afraid to save lives, be they human or animal. At the end of the day, we overall have the same parts, and it's just minor tweaks to adjust one treatment from animal to animal, with a few little side-notes here and there to worry about. Treatments found to aid human's usually started off on an animal first, anyway. You also mentioned "alternatives"- in an emergency, where you got a bladder full of piss and a blockage, you don't have a lot of time to fuck around unless you wanna cause damage that'll be a lot harder and more invasive to fix.
http://www.vin.com/apputil/content/defaultadv1.aspx?meta=Generic&pId=11196&id=3854221&print=1
http://extensionpublications.unl.edu/assets/html/g2018/build/g2018.htm#target8
Post last edited by hydromorphone at 2017-06-18T11:50:10.306934+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-18 at 11:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Fuck you, faggot. It could be implemented on a female and this is legit as an emergency treatment. You're WAY over estimating introduction of infection. OF FUCKING COURSE you need to clean site before introducing the needle and be in a clean environment, preferably sterile if at all possible, you shit-stain faggot!
They use needles and tocars with a canndula attached to puncture the rumen in goats, cattle, and sheep to relieve gas pressure in emergency situations, and rarely is there much of any sanitizing prior- granted, most don't give a fuck as much as if this were a human, but there is good prognosis when done properly, and most do make it. I've done this one time, and had full recovery. This was done in a drive-way, on her farm on a goat. I spayed the area down with a hose to knock down dust, and used a bottle of bleach to "hillbilly" sterilize the area as best as I could. I shaved the skin with clippers, and used 93% rubbing alcohol to clean the skin and my hands (after doing a good washing/scrubbing before hand). There was no infection to occur. This was also done into an organ (rumen) with a FUCKTON of bacteria which could have caused infection at the puncture site. It did not. The real fear here is introduction of bacteria of a nasty variety into the rumen. I advised administration of a 10 day antibiotic course (bactrim was my choice for availability, cost, what was on hand, and for being a good one for both gram-neg./gram pos. bacteria.
There isn't a whole lot of difference in what I described doing, and being we are talking an emergency situation. I described in laymen's terms "decompression of bladder via cystocentesis".
Ideally, you'd want to have an ultrasound machine so you can clearly see, and aid in placement, but it could be done without one, having someone very familiar with where the badder and other organs lie.
It is not "guarenteed to introduce microbes" with some common fucking sense, which it's obvious you lack. This is a legitimate procedure to do to buy time to empty the badder, before surgery on the urethra to be unblocked.
Get fucked faggot. I'm going to be nice and source you everything I described, faggot. Now, suck my nice fat, big, black 12-inch e-cock.
I have forgotten more practical medicine than you've ever known or will know in your life, nigger. I also am not afraid to save lives, be they human or animal. At the end of the day, we overall have the same parts, and it's just minor tweaks to adjust one treatment from animal to animal, with a few little side-notes here and there to worry about. Treatments found to aid human's usually started off on an animal first, anyway. You also mentioned "alternatives"- in an emergency, where you got a bladder full of piss and a blockage, you don't have a lot of time to fuck around unless you wanna cause damage that'll be a lot harder and more invasive to fix.
http://www.vin.com/apputil/content/defaultadv1.aspx?meta=Generic&pId=11196&id=3854221&print=1
http://extensionpublications.unl.edu/assets/html/g2018/build/g2018.htm#target8
oh shit... I'm turning into Malice lol
I'd rather be a hermit autist, who knows their shit, than a retarded idiot like you, finny. -
2017-06-18 at 11:50 AM UTCfucking hell, i just read a whole post of one of hydros rants. it was actually alright.
.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-18 at 12 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL I figured a cork would be the best, because once the shit juice gets into the cork material, the cork will expand and force his shit tube to crack open from the inside. I didn't realize no hammering was required. You'd probably still need a stick or something to stuff it far enough up in there so he can't get at it, like if he got smart and tried to use barbecue tongs or something.
Jesus, -Spec, how wide is your asshole? -
2017-06-18 at 12:03 PM UTC
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2017-06-18 at 12:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL What's relevant is how big his asshole is. I don't like to take chances.
... its bad enough you're fantasizing about crazy-gluing a urethra up... but fuck, dude... now you're getting off to plugging their ass too? I think secretly this is just what you want someone to do to you, and you're playin' all coy-like actin' like you don't know anything about having your ass hammered.
What's the deal here? Why you suddenly on this sick, morbid, torturous topic? Planning to meet up with Bill Krozby or something cool like that (hell, why not infinitycock too- just so he can think of me when they have a needle in his abdomen relieving his gigantic full bladder). Who pissed in your Wheaties, Speccy? -
2017-06-18 at 12:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone … its bad enough you're fantasizing about crazy-gluing a urethra up… but fuck, dude… now you're getting off to plugging their ass too? I think secretly this is just what you want someone to do to you, and you're playin' all coy-like actin' like you don't know anything about having your ass hammered.
What's the deal here? Why you suddenly on this sick, morbid, torturous topic? Planning to meet up with Bill Krozby or something cool like that (hell, why not infinitycock too- just so he can think of me when they have a needle in his abdomen relieving his gigantic full bladder). Who pissed in your Wheaties, Speccy?
It's just a topic of discussion, retard. Stop trying to see elephants in the clouds. -
2017-06-18 at 1:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL …tried to use barbecue tongs or something.
edit: godammit, why the fuck do image links never work on this piece of shit site
fuck this.
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2017-06-18 at 1:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Fuck you, faggot. It could be implemented on a female and this is legit as an emergency treatment. You're WAY over estimating introduction of infection. OF FUCKING COURSE you need to clean site before introducing the needle and be in a clean environment, preferably sterile if at all possible, you shit-stain faggot!
They use needles and tocars with a canndula attached to puncture the rumen in goats, cattle, and sheep to relieve gas pressure in emergency situations, and rarely is there much of any sanitizing prior- granted, most don't give a fuck as much as if this were a human, but there is good prognosis when done properly, and most do make it. I've done this one time, and had full recovery. This was done in a drive-way, on her farm on a goat. I spayed the area down with a hose to knock down dust, and used a bottle of bleach to "hillbilly" sterilize the area as best as I could. I shaved the skin with clippers, and used 93% rubbing alcohol to clean the skin and my hands (after doing a good washing/scrubbing before hand). There was no infection to occur. This was also done into an organ (rumen) with a FUCKTON of bacteria which could have caused infection at the puncture site. It did not. The real fear here is introduction of bacteria of a nasty variety into the rumen. I advised administration of a 10 day antibiotic course (bactrim was my choice for availability, cost, what was on hand, and for being a good one for both gram-neg./gram pos. bacteria.) though she DID NOT follow my advise here, and goat was still fine. It wasn't hard, and while a second person to help was definitely easier than alone, it could have been preformed solo. This would translate just fine to a human, as well- male or female.
There isn't a whole lot of difference in what I described doing, and being we are talking an emergency situation. I described in laymen's terms "decompression of bladder via cystocentesis".
Ideally, you'd want to have an ultrasound machine so you can clearly see, and aid in placement, but it could be done without one, having someone very familiar with where the badder and other organs lie.
It is not "guarenteed to introduce microbes" with some common fucking sense, which it's obvious you lack. This is a legitimate procedure to do to buy time to empty the badder, before surgery on the urethra to be unblocked.
Get fucked faggot. I'm going to be nice and source you everything I described, faggot. Now, suck my nice fat, big, black 12-inch e-cock.
I have forgotten more practical medicine than you've ever known or will know in your life, nigger. I also am not afraid to save lives, be they human or animal. At the end of the day, we overall have the same parts, and it's just minor tweaks to adjust one treatment from animal to animal, with a few little side-notes here and there to worry about. Treatments found to aid human's usually started off on an animal first, anyway. You also mentioned "alternatives"- in an emergency, where you got a bladder full of piss and a blockage, you don't have a lot of time to fuck around unless you wanna cause damage that'll be a lot harder and more invasive to fix.
http://www.vin.com/apputil/content/defaultadv1.aspx?meta=Generic&pId=11196&id=3854221&print=1
http://extensionpublications.unl.edu/assets/html/g2018/build/g2018.htm#target8
Post last edited by hydromorphone at 2017-06-18T11:50:10.306934+00:00
go shoot up in a crack house, junkie whore. -
2017-06-18 at 1:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock edit: godammit, why the fuck do image links never work on this piece of shit site
fuck this.
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Can't even properly post an image.
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2017-06-18 at 1:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock edit: godammit, why the fuck do image links never work on this piece of shit site
fuck this.
Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-06-18T13:16:23.055495+00:00
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you're doing it wrong dude
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2017-06-18 at 1:31 PM UTC
