Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-12 at 6:53 AM UTC in What would be the best kind of honey to put on your dick?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   What if a condom was packed full of honey and then you put it on and then banged someone or jacked off with it? I'm just curious.
2. 2019-01-12 at 6:49 AM UTC in What would be the best kind of honey to put on your dick?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'm thinking maybe I should try em all out with condoms and a dildo. Most honey ain't really true honey anyway, using actual honey would probably not be a good choice for putting on your dick.
3. 2019-01-12 at 6:34 AM UTC in The fart I just ripped smelled like hard boiled egg.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   They have internet in the afterlife.
4. 2019-01-12 at 6:33 AM UTC in The old man sits from afar
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   👁👁
5. 2019-01-12 at 6:32 AM UTC in when the year is 2020, what will say about 2019? (predictions thread)
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   The economy improves and crime rates decrease.
6. 2019-01-12 at 6:06 AM UTC in The fart I just ripped smelled like hard boiled egg.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...Not what i was hoping or expecting, but i'd smell it again.
7. 2019-01-12 at 5:10 AM UTC in Trump should nuke something.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Its about time we do a little musle flexing so other countries know we're not bullshit and stop talking shit on us. Lets nuke a barren uninhabited island and issue a statement saying something like "next one ain't going somewhere uninhabited". And just say it in a "tweet". 💪
8. 2019-01-12 at 4:01 AM UTC in this timeline is so cold and disappointing
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Not entirely, marijuana is becoming legal.
9. 2019-01-12 at 3:01 AM UTC in I saw a really nice ass on the internet today.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   The video quality sucks, but that ass quality
   
   https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/aeiwr1/guy_threatened_a_woman_with_a_gun_because_he/
10. 2019-01-12 at 2:49 AM UTC in I saw a really nice ass on the internet today.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
11. 2019-01-12 at 2:45 AM UTC in Needledick Needledick Needledick
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    When I can get away with it.
12. 2019-01-12 at 2:42 AM UTC in Needledick Needledick Needledick
    

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    ^
13. 2019-01-12 at 2:17 AM UTC in Technologist is a nurturer...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ You're nice.
14. 2019-01-12 at 2:06 AM UTC in Technologist is a nurturer...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist That’s ok Nil. By the time you’re my age you’ll have a lot figured out, not all, but a lot. Life is a struggle every day, but we just keep learning.

    
    👁👁
15. 2019-01-12 at 1:58 AM UTC in Do you talk to god, or yourself?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Because schizophrenia would suck.
    
    There are few things I fear more than full-blown schizophrenia.
    
    Even moderate schizophrenia looks frightening. I have a friend who has it and it's just incredibly tragic to watch how his life is affected by it.
    
    I also have a bit of it in my family tree, so I genuinely worry about it.
    
    I wish I could lighten the mood with a joke or something, but I genuinely do fear schizophrenia, and feel for anyone who has it.
    
    :(

    
    Maybe thats what brings it on
16. 2019-01-12 at 1:48 AM UTC in Do you talk to god, or yourself?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Is this a mutually exclusive dichotomy?
    
    I guess I talk to myself, in a sense, but not under any kind of delusion that there's anyone else present when I do.
    
    That would be schizophrenia.
    
    Thankfully, I haven't reached that point (yet).

    
    Why thankfully?
17. 2019-01-11 at 10:43 PM UTC in Medical Marijuana recalled.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    LANSING, Mich. (WILX) -- The state Department of Licensing and Regulatory Affairs announced medical marijuana sold at a shop in Lansing has been recalled because it's contaminated with potentially deadly bacteria.
    
    Tests on four types of marijuana sold at HG Lansing came back positive for E. coli, Salmonella, coliform and chemical residue:
    
    Citrix
    1A4050100000F3D000000009
    (E. coli and Salmonella)
    
    Gelato
    1A4050100000F3D000000010
    (chemical residue)
    
    Green Crack
    1A4050100000F3D000000008
    (chemical residue and bile-tolerant gram-negative bacteria, E. coli, Salmonella and total coliforms)
    
    Oreoz
    1A4050100000F3D000000023
    (chemical residue and E. coli and Salmonella)
    
    HG Lansing, on Oakland Avenue, must notify customers who bought the recalled marijuana. It was sold between December 27 and December 30 of 2017. The state says customers should return it to the store for proper disposal.
18. 2019-01-11 at 10:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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    👁 👁
19. 2019-01-11 at 10:14 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: We'reAllBrownNosers
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I once looked at a girls ass from 500 feet away, and as soon as I did, she turned around and looked directly at me out of all the people around, with an expression that let me know she somehow clearly knew I was doing it.
    
    Other than that, I look at anyone's ass, although not in a sexual way. Just out of principle.

    
    
20. 2019-01-11 at 10:09 PM UTC in If somebody banged you square in the chest with a sledgehammer, would you die?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Right on target where your heart is...white you're standing up.
    
    What if a bullet the size of a piece of sand went straight thru your heart, would that kill you? If not how big would it have to be to kill you?