Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-18 at 9:27 PM UTC in I'm not very well endowed
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ my stroke game sucks
2. 2019-01-18 at 7:27 PM UTC in Best time to roll a J
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   April 20th, 2020, at 4:20.
3. 2019-01-18 at 7:26 PM UTC in Greatest combo ever discovered
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   🐿
4. 2019-01-18 at 7:24 PM UTC in Same boner, different day
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Technically if you were hard when it turned midnight.
5. 2019-01-18 at 7:20 PM UTC in Should I take off today? I have something to do.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *jack off
6. 2019-01-18 at 5:02 AM UTC in I'm not very well endowed
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   My dicks just a erage
7. 2019-01-18 at 12:52 AM UTC in People in my apartment building are retards
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   maybe some1 should put a trash bin out there
8. 2019-01-17 at 5:23 AM UTC in You know what I think is a sad thing.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   When memorial crosses & flowers of an auto accident eventually stop getting maintaned until they're gone. 😢
9. 2019-01-17 at 2:12 AM UTC in Do girls eyeball guys junk like guys do ass & titties?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS
   
   Ehhhh…

   
   Is that a 🍌 in your pocket or are you 😀 to see me?
10. 2019-01-17 at 1:54 AM UTC in Do girls eyeball guys junk like guys do ass & titties?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Do girls ever look at and wonder what a guys junk looks like or how big it is?
11. 2019-01-16 at 11:10 PM UTC in "I'm Irish"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Every time I hear this shit I wanna strangle a white person.
    
    You can have an Irish great grandfather
    
    You can have an Irish father
    
    But unless both of your parents are ethnically Irish from Ireland, you are not Irish. Same goes for every other crayola color of blood out there.

    
    dude, like whatever 🙄
12. 2019-01-14 at 8:58 PM UTC in What stores would sell a small "butt" item?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...so when I buy it I can ask the cashier to bag that ass up
13. 2019-01-14 at 8:53 PM UTC in Coaching a DEVOUT Christian sports team
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Whole team dies in bus accident
14. 2019-01-14 at 8:40 PM UTC in Riddle:
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    What if you re-inforce the condoms with honey between layers?
15. 2019-01-14 at 5:30 AM UTC in Life is Scrotal
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    This sounds like BS...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ...BallSack
16. 2019-01-14 at 4:22 AM UTC in Reasons to put honey on your dick, or in a condom.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Nah, that other one I was just asking what would be the best kind of honey to put on your dick.
17. 2019-01-14 at 4:16 AM UTC in Reasons to put honey on your dick, or in a condom.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    1. Want to use a really big condom your dick isn't big enough for such as a magnum and make it look like your dick is a close fit? Put some honey on your dick and then make the magnum get stuck right on your dick.
    
    2. If a condom is too small and your worried it might break, put some honey in it, the sticky ass honey will contain the semen inside.
    
    3. If a condm is too big and your worried it might fall off, put some honey on your dick and it'll stick on.
    
    4. If someone is gonna suck your dick, put some honey on your dick or condom and they'll get to have some sweet tasty honey to suck off.
    
    
    
    Reference: www.puthoneyonyourdick.org/reasons
18. 2019-01-13 at 8:06 PM UTC in Why is ~L J~ a member here?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    
19. 2019-01-13 at 7:22 PM UTC in 800,000 government workers missed paychecks Friday
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    do rhey get unemployement?
20. 2019-01-13 at 7:02 PM UTC in Breaking news: Actor found with an empty 211 tall can in his room
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Wtf, how'd you know that