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  1. Item 9 African Astronaut
    So boring...

    Well, better get back to controlling air traffic, after I dick around for around another 10 minnutes.
  2. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Name checks out

  3. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks I can personally attest that he was on Totse. Even before me, I'm pretty sure, and I was there since 2004.

    Same.
  4. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah but getting people to pay you for a podcast means you need to be charismatic and entertaining.

    My idea just means you have to take pictures of guns and mail them to people on eBay.

    Half ass it by putting videos of you talking about shit on youtube, advertize paypal and bitcoin address.
  5. Item 9 African Astronaut
    They share their company headquarters building with other tenents, lol.
  6. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor if you wear enough condoms it will make it seem hughmungus

    lmfao
  7. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Or maybe, maybe you could put a magnifying glass lens in the fly of your pants, then it'll look big ๐Ÿ”.
  8. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Maybe you shouldn't say its big, I mean...everbody says that...right? ๐Ÿคจ. How about say your dick is "average" leaning towards "slightly above".

    Or maybe try reverse psychology, just say you have a small dick ๐Ÿค“, cause NOBDY says that so then they think your joking around and its large.
  9. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I have over $100,000,000 ๐Ÿคฅ
  10. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Youtuners now advertize their paypal links and bitcoin addresses.
  11. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Where's your channel then bishop?

    If I tried I could make a little $ ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ™„
  12. Item 9 African Astronaut
    For getting a boner at 11:59PM?
  13. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅค
  14. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Somebody should look at the sites code or something and pre-emptivly post the word changes.
  15. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ๐Ÿฏ
  16. Item 9 African Astronaut
    What else would you put inside the condom to cover your dick from the gross-ness?
  17. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You have to be supper amazing so, no.

    Bullshit
  18. Item 9 African Astronaut
    youtube channel
  19. Item 9 African Astronaut
    You're still helping them though, the booze helps them cope with their situation so you should still give.
  20. Item 9 African Astronaut
    What about it.
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