Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-08 at 9:17 PM UTC in Let's stick lit blowtorches up our assholes and sing the Pledge of Allegiance
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Gay. Lets take a big hit of nitrous and then use a long bic lighter to ignite the nitrous and blow up our lungs :icon14:
2. 2019-01-07 at 11:16 PM UTC in Every piss, fart, semen load, dump, etc is totally unique.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   No two in your life are the same if you get down to the smallest measuable difference...I'm pretty sure... how could any 2 possibly be, so think about thst next time you fart, piss, or squirt.
3. 2019-01-07 at 10:12 PM UTC in I just got accepted into the University of Farming and Agricultural Genetics
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   University president - Frank Alfred Gaffney
4. 2019-01-07 at 5:20 AM UTC in TFW when you just found two untapped nitrous chargers right as you're about to pass out from durnkenness and boredom
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Are you whip cream dispenser guy or a ballon guy.
5. 2019-01-07 at 4:47 AM UTC in TinyChat
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Bill Krozby looks like paco herrera from narcos
6. 2019-01-07 at 12:43 AM UTC in I don't have anxiety, anxiety has me...
   

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   👉🍺
   
   

   Show spoiler
7. 2019-01-06 at 7:17 AM UTC in I'm not the bully hear, but
   

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   👂
8. 2019-01-06 at 5:52 AM UTC in Drugs you find on the ground
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   - About 40mg oxycodone
   
   - 3 or 4 adderall XR's
   
   Those were seperate instances, might be one more "jackpot" finds I can't remember, and few other small finds such as 1 viccodin and a 0.5 xanax but not enough to get high.
9. 2019-01-06 at 5:36 AM UTC in Do you have to be hot to be a (male) stripper?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   And is it better to freelace by passing around buisiness cards, or get a slot at strip club? I'm not that hot but I could make my routine partly comedy.
10. 2019-01-06 at 5:12 AM UTC in I think I will commit suicide...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I can't sorry
    
    I know where some abandoned houses are though, staying in one of those could be fun. Its winter but you could do that clay pot + candle heating trick.
    
    Are you 100% sure you'd survive the plane ride tho?
11. 2019-01-06 at 5:01 AM UTC in The next whip cream dispenser I get, I should put stickers and writing on it.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Whats some cute things to write & put on there?
    
    "legalze recreational N20" *meme stickers* *emoji stickers*
12. 2019-01-06 at 4:57 AM UTC in I think I will commit suicide...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm "dead" serious.
    
    
13. 2019-01-06 at 3:52 AM UTC in i just ate roasted chicken..
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Did you say grace first?
14. 2019-01-06 at 3:21 AM UTC in I just left Houston
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ Its also pretty black.
15. 2019-01-06 at 1:32 AM UTC in Who would take receipt of me?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Well, maybe just weed & nitrous.
16. 2019-01-06 at 1:10 AM UTC in Who would take receipt of me?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc Yeah thx actor, might take you up on that. And when I get there the party's on me. Can you score some good crack and dope tho? Coz obvs I not gonna have any decent connects when I first step out the box.
    
    
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    I'll just sign for the crate, your on ass after that. You can probably just release yourself at the post office.
17. 2019-01-06 at 1:06 AM UTC in I just left Houston
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Compton, we have a problem
18. 2019-01-06 at 12:37 AM UTC in Who would take receipt of me?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Sure, my p.o. box.
19. 2019-01-05 at 11:18 PM UTC in Did someone do a black ritual and summon more date hoteliers?
    

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20. 2019-01-05 at 11:11 PM UTC in wut would u do
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Hang a jizz filled comdom in his car attenna.