Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-03-25 at 2:13 AM UTC in i hate microsoft so fucking much i cant stand it
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Edit: wrong thread
2. 2018-03-25 at 1:28 AM UTC in i hate microsoft so fucking much i cant stand it
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop Apple IPhone what a nigga trap on.

   
   1st gen ipad mini ftw.
3. 2018-03-25 at 1:14 AM UTC in I think I'm done with lottery tockets for a while.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *tickets
   
   Just dropped $8 on a ticket, didn't fuckin win...fuck that
4. 2018-03-25 at 12:44 AM UTC in Lostcause Mod from Reddit
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock 'm jedi, but I'm considered white.

   
   Poser :icon13:
5. 2018-03-25 at 12:41 AM UTC in What do large goldfish taste like?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   You know those orange & white fish you see in little ponds, you think they taste alright?
6. 2018-03-24 at 10:46 PM UTC in Police chases
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   When they're like "We'd like to see this end peacefully" what they really mean is "as long as nobody except the suspect gets hurt, we'd like to see this end with a good crash".
7. 2018-03-24 at 10:39 PM UTC in *resurrects thread*
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *resurrects thread*
8. 2018-03-24 at 10:31 PM UTC in Comedians
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Nah they all suck.

   
   Even that one guy?
9. 2018-03-24 at 10:13 PM UTC in Comedians
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Some are ok, some suck.
10. 2018-03-24 at 9:34 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop I love all of you. If any of you ever feel like you aren't loved. This post proves you are wrong.

    
    Would thank if i could.
11. 2018-03-24 at 9:31 PM UTC in Lol, I fucking hate poor people.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    That still ain't Ultra-rich
12. 2018-03-23 at 6:36 AM UTC in Attempt to psychoanalyze the user above you
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    bipolar
13. 2018-03-23 at 3:31 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    No...but lets say theres a live video and audio feed of the dude your remote beating off.
14. 2018-03-23 at 3:28 AM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Remove the torch from the statue of liberty and replace it with a whip cream dispenser or a beer.
15. 2018-03-23 at 3:23 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    uh, ok... you're in a different room I guess.
16. 2018-03-23 at 3:19 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Whats it matter?
17. 2018-03-23 at 3:13 AM UTC in What makes judges 'honorable?'
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    It makes the court experience more fun IMO.
18. 2018-03-23 at 3:11 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    So its like your hand isn't touching his dick at all, but your still controlling the fake hand thats beating him off. Homo or no homo?
19. 2018-03-23 at 3 AM UTC in *drops my shorts*
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Sup
    
    ...
    
    Oh shit! I forgot to get a semi first! doh!
    
    My dick gets bigger!! You gotta belive me!!!