Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-03-26 at 3:04 PM UTC in Starting to get more relaxed now thanks to valium.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Valium is like the grey goose of benzos :icon14:
2. 2018-03-26 at 3:02 PM UTC in Weird shit you did as a kid
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Sometimes I would "torture" bananas..
3. 2018-03-26 at 3:26 AM UTC in So long, Captain Faggot! Shouldn't have fucked with me! :)
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   We come from a land down under... You better run, you better take cover
4. 2018-03-26 at 3:16 AM UTC in Places that charge to use the bathroom
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Pretty...capitalist?
5. 2018-03-26 at 2:45 AM UTC in Bought a few megamillions tickets
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   just them keno tickets. But megamillions is huge now, over 400mil.
6. 2018-03-26 at 2:41 AM UTC in Bought a few megamillions tickets
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Lol, what If I actually won? (its over 400mil)
7. 2018-03-26 at 2:37 AM UTC in Just had memories of high school.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   You're sweet, you're shy, you must admit...
   You censor your life for your benefit...
   But you lose all the taste and you sit there and waste...
   Your day, your month, your year...
   
   Loveless days they pass you by...
   If you don't change... If you don't change...
   Loveless days they pass you by...
   If you don't change... If you don't change...
8. 2018-03-26 at 2:29 AM UTC in Just had memories of high school.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Mail order bride?
9. 2018-03-26 at 2:19 AM UTC in Livestreamed Suicide
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Sleep in heavenly peace. :-(
10. 2018-03-25 at 9:49 PM UTC in depression after lsd
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Too much acid.
    
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11. 2018-03-25 at 9:49 PM UTC in Fuck you all
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    :icon14:
12. 2018-03-25 at 5:17 AM UTC in I thought hb was for trash?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Its the half bake's half baked.
13. 2018-03-25 at 5:14 AM UTC in Add "fuckin" to a movie title.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    - Litte Miss Fuckin Sunshine
    - Willy Wonka & The Fuckin Chocolate Factory
    - Pearl Fuckin Harbor
14. 2018-03-25 at 5 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Shit...it deletes thanks? sorry dawg
15. 2018-03-25 at 4:43 AM UTC in I need a vacation.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    sweet. when i get new computer or ipad we could video chat too
16. 2018-03-25 at 4:40 AM UTC in I need a vacation.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    If I could, I would. Why dont you just throw down a few hundered more and make a pit stop in MI Mr. Big spenda
17. 2018-03-25 at 4:01 AM UTC in Remember when things were easy?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Remember when things were simple?
    
    Remember when things were carefree?
    
    
18. 2018-03-25 at 3:59 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ Who?
19. 2018-03-25 at 2:15 AM UTC in I need a vacation.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I've been through enough shit, I deserve a kick ass vacation.
20. 2018-03-25 at 2:13 AM UTC in I think I'm done with lottery tockets for a while.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    This paticular kind of ticket, no, but I woulda won a lot more.