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  1. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Most philosophy comes back to the hard problem of coincioiness in some way.
  2. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Actually I might do it the hard way and walk 30 minnutes there and back to the liquor store after work friday. Then next week friday payday I be mailing $75 for a 50 (plus like 5 extra) sack of etiz and pint of goose or captain
  3. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm gonna get high and drunk so fuck you :smug:
  4. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I was in my kitchen and saw my old dog gone since last year and instanstly knew it wasn't real, and asked out "to any higher whatever" for either an attept to ask for a future daily 3 number or some kind of life advice. That would be so cool if some being appeared but nothing happened
  5. Item 9 African Astronaut
    And then probably end up killing myself with a cocktail of fent and benzo powder and a pint of vodka.
  6. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Should I bury the old one or just keep it around in the junk drawer forever?
  7. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Plus I think the source might might be gay and water it down, or tolorance builds too fast + its too light maybe?
  8. Item 9 African Astronaut
    It actually kind of nullified fhe weed though and made it harder to walk. Alcohol's actually begter to mix wirh weed.I guess I'll have to get some alcohol. Captain morgan and arizona iced tea cocktails. I'll buy some plastic cups and put some umbrella picks and some lime slice and a couple ice cubes. And/or like a half pint if grey goose or medium priced vodka. Then I can drink those wnen I'm stoned and relaxed.
  9. Item 9 African Astronaut
    It couldn't just let me win $108
  10. Item 9 African Astronaut
    *Pause thrrad*
  11. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Imm stoned on wax & etiz
  12. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Luxury / lazy / faster / early morning & tired so fuck walking / its an easy job for the driver.
  13. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I got just enoigh money left to take an uber less than a mille for a pint of grey goose (I got weed for the hangover which aint that bad cause its the cleanest alcohol)... Or I could just save it and stick to finishing the wax/weed, maybe with a beer or 40 once or twice, no $20 bottle. nonsense.
  14. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I pissed myself right in bed, on the blanket and sheets. Laying there feeling like shit in my cold wet piss...

    ...But the desktop picture on my computer loooed REALLY cool tho, so I'd call it a wash. I was also able to wash the sheets and blankets so whatever.
  15. Item 9 African Astronaut
    With some weed too?
  16. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I happen to see a pack of 6 deer walk down the street when I happen to be high
  17. Item 9 African Astronaut
    "shitfucker"
  18. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Smoking wax out of a lightbulb is pretty sweet. Can get stoned right in my room and not have to go to the garage to cheif. Still got some weed too though.
  19. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Try some other shit for breakfast (that your mom dont make). Even store bought microwave whatever.
  20. Item 9 African Astronaut
    It would have also been easier to start a new life under a different name.
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