Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-24 at 7:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

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2. 2019-01-24 at 7:39 AM UTC in Love is gone
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny love doesnt objectively exist.

   
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3. 2019-01-24 at 1:49 AM UTC in HOLY SHIT LOL JUST REALIZED
   

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   What's "BOURGEOISIE"?
4. 2019-01-23 at 11:32 PM UTC in Is the united states a gay country?
   

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   Litteral homasexually speaking? I'd say its gayest and still ain't that gay.
5. 2019-01-23 at 1:14 AM UTC in Which NIS user was this?
   

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   Originally posted by esbity He'll likely lose his virginity in prison.

   
   From a conjucal visit?
6. 2019-01-22 at 8:28 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

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   Why do you have sour grapes?
7. 2019-01-22 at 8:12 PM UTC in Trappin' is a rich mexican's sport..
   

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   WHITE SEMEN
8. 2019-01-22 at 5:30 PM UTC in My JESUS is a jedi
   

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9. 2019-01-22 at 5:27 PM UTC in Vodka
   

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   Not the shitty kind
10. 2019-01-22 at 4:58 PM UTC in I'm beating off as we speak...
    

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    ...but nobody's talking to me
11. 2019-01-22 at 12:05 PM UTC in Any UNITED STATES CITIZENS want some cyclazodone?
    

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    does it get you high?
12. 2019-01-21 at 11:38 PM UTC in What? No stupid, arcane, idiotic, useless trivia, bullshit, shitpost threads!?!
    

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    Taking a day off for MLK Jr
    
    
13. 2019-01-21 at 11:23 PM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of you
    

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    Reported for bullying & harassment. 🤓
14. 2019-01-21 at 5:56 PM UTC in There are 2 kinds of people.
    

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    Those born before 2000, and those born after.
15. 2019-01-21 at 5:55 PM UTC in I'm heterosexual.
    

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    Somebody tell my boyfriend
16. 2019-01-21 at 5:54 PM UTC in Breaking news: Actor found with an empty 211 tall can in his room
    

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17. 2019-01-21 at 5:52 PM UTC in Cunty letter posted by managers of Jiminy Peak Resort in Massachusetts
    

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    I saw that on red dit.com without spaces.
18. 2019-01-21 at 5:51 PM UTC in This is boring
    

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    Thanks for your time.
19. 2019-01-21 at 5:49 PM UTC in Dr Phil Shames You Pubicly
    

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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my pubic.
    
    it is bald.
    
    my penis.
    
    it is small.

    
    I can jack off with no handebars, no handebars
20. 2019-01-21 at 12:43 AM UTC in Don't order from Bluekem labs
    

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    I miss DRC