Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-26 at 11:58 PM UTC in I want to gain weight
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Just eat a shitload of food...thats it
2. 2019-01-26 at 11:53 PM UTC in I often forget that I could be reading a post of a 12 year old kid.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   There must be a considerable amount children on the internet
3. 2019-01-26 at 11:36 PM UTC in Does anyone here want to have sex with me maybe?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'll let you bang a fleshlight stuck between my upper thigs while bent over. $20.03
4. 2019-01-26 at 11:32 PM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   🖕😛💩
5. 2019-01-26 at 10:48 PM UTC in At Davos conversation among rich elites turns to automation
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Job-pocalypse
6. 2019-01-26 at 10:39 PM UTC in When was the last time you were at a BBQ?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   How was it? What did you eat?
7. 2019-01-26 at 10:02 PM UTC in Wearing a black shirt with semen stains all over it out in public.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   It would be funny.
8. 2019-01-26 at 9:53 PM UTC in Making fun of guys with small dicks should be hate speech.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   How isn't it?
9. 2019-01-26 at 6:59 PM UTC in Are you supposed to condition your anus before you let somebody bang it?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Are some anuses more sensitive to pain etc? Are some anuses just not cut out to be banged?
10. 2019-01-26 at 6:46 PM UTC in Trump Wall vs Mexican Ladder
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    If you build it, they will come
11. 2019-01-26 at 6:43 PM UTC in Do I have a dick, or does a dick have a me?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ which one
12. 2019-01-26 at 6:34 PM UTC in Do I have a dick, or does a dick have a me?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    When I have a boner anyways.
    
    
13. 2019-01-26 at 6:30 PM UTC in Thinking of getting penis enlargement pills for a better performance
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Just keep putting multiple condoms on your dick until its sufficient size. 👍
14. 2019-01-26 at 6:22 PM UTC in Its never wise to mess with a random Asian male..
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    👉👲
15. 2019-01-26 at 6:17 PM UTC in "Actor took his own life"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    thats not michigan
16. 2019-01-26 at 6:13 PM UTC in "Actor took his own life"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm scared to go to Detroit.
17. 2019-01-26 at 6:11 PM UTC in Road head is illegal.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...If you're the one giving it (distracted driving).
18. 2019-01-26 at 4:02 PM UTC in So I told my mom to suck my dick last night...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    OF COIRSE, OBVIOISLY, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING I don't litterally want my mom to suck my dick... but yeah, i was like "go suck my dick" (cause she was beijg a bitch, of coiurse, ....does it even need saying)
    
    I acted like i didn't mean too... but i did... "suck my dick mom"
    
    bitch needs to fuck off and have somebidy tell her to suck their dick sometikes,mys know?
    
    If she memtions it later like it matters i'll call jer a Fudgepacker or some other equal nonsense.
19. 2019-01-25 at 9:40 PM UTC in "Actor took his own life"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Actor needs to move to Detroit with 3 roommates and work at a craft brewery, but instead he stays in a rundown town with 1 stop light.

    
    If it was only that easy...
20. 2019-01-25 at 7:02 AM UTC in "Actor took his own life"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut