Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-13 at 3:47 AM UTC in I am officially on a hungry strike
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   no ur not
2. 2019-01-13 at 3:45 AM UTC in Weed sucks. Alcohol's better
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   bump :icon14:
3. 2019-01-13 at 3:31 AM UTC in Things that are BS...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   - Barbacue sauce
   - Brown sugar
   - Bacardi superior
   - BallSacks
   - Blood sugar
   - Blood samples
   - Blood sucking
   - Bleacher sections
   - Brave soldiers
   - Blunt smoking
   - Baseball scores
   - Blade sharpening
   - Bright sunlight
   - Beetoven's symphony
   - Booty slapping
   - Book sales
   - Big statues
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   ...
4. 2019-01-12 at 11:51 PM UTC in fish n chips n free wifi
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Address?
5. 2019-01-12 at 11:22 PM UTC in What would be the best kind of honey to put on your dick?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist Item, you need to put a real honey on that dick.

   
   Are you volunteering?
6. 2019-01-12 at 11:20 PM UTC in Keep this thread bumped until the election in 2020.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls i reported u for reportin me

   
   Me too.
7. 2019-01-12 at 11:14 PM UTC in The other day, I shit you not...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ its half baked, its permitted here
8. 2019-01-12 at 11:13 PM UTC in CONS
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   People in prison
9. 2019-01-12 at 11:12 PM UTC in The most important 10 second video you will see today
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   That bitch is a qt
10. 2019-01-12 at 11:02 PM UTC in Would you use an asswipe that a gross spider had crawled on?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls HELL NO

    
    Do you remember "faggot" from zoklet?
11. 2019-01-12 at 10:53 PM UTC in How do you tell if an Asian baby has downs syndrome?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Sum Ting Wong
12. 2019-01-12 at 10:51 PM UTC in Attorneys
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Then you can ask for court appointed one. They have no choice but to stop questioning you and get you the attorney they'll be like and you'll be like
13. 2019-01-12 at 10:49 PM UTC in Things you’re tired of
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    sneezing
14. 2019-01-12 at 10:48 PM UTC in "I wish I had the balls to..."
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    too lazy
15. 2019-01-12 at 10:41 PM UTC in Hey Fuckers
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ He was on fuckin BILLBOARD dude.
16. 2019-01-12 at 10:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Loing Hey Actor I really like u dude

    
    👨‍❤️‍👨
17. 2019-01-12 at 10:32 PM UTC in how many accounts on here do u have
    

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    2
18. 2019-01-12 at 9:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice Time to microdose some liquor before I leave the house

    
    
19. 2019-01-12 at 9:45 PM UTC in Hey Fuckers
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    You look like you drive a fishin boat in Alaska.
20. 2019-01-12 at 8:29 PM UTC in Is using a toilet a privilege or a right?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I.e. A bunch of public restrooms were closed in the government shutdown. Buisiness can only allow paying customers to use their bathroom if they want.