Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-03-29 at 6:03 AM UTC in Lanny's Abuse of Authority
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
2. 2018-03-29 at 5:21 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Etiz is ready to be picked up
3. 2018-03-29 at 5:14 AM UTC in I'm a good guy I'll put this in HB where it belongs leave me alone e
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Its at a large university, not a restaurant, and its actually alright. Its a job that ain't dealing with general public all day and is pretty easy, free food, only 3 days/week and holiday breaks. I'm just gonna take it easy doing this another 6 or so more months before I start looking for anything paying more/more hours.
4. 2018-03-29 at 4:59 AM UTC in Drunk bus driver scares passengers.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/03/26/casino-bound-passengers-describe-terrifying-wild-ride-with-drunk-bus-driver/
5. 2018-03-28 at 7:32 AM UTC in I'm a good guy I'll put this in HB where it belongs leave me alone e
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Ok, oh. Then not fuck you.
6. 2018-03-28 at 7:30 AM UTC in I'm a good guy I'll put this in HB where it belongs leave me alone e
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ can't find...so fuck you.
7. 2018-03-28 at 6:24 AM UTC in I'm a good guy I'll put this in HB where it belongs leave me alone e
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ You should probably get a new webcam and party at least on Saturday nights with us m8. Stop being a reclusive spider. Everyone loves you and you know it.

   
   I know. My first priority right niw is getting high/stoned. I'll get a new ipad in a month - momth & half amd get the app.
8. 2018-03-28 at 6:12 AM UTC in I'm a good guy I'll put this in HB where it belongs leave me alone e
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   We like to party
9. 2018-03-28 at 6:10 AM UTC in I wonder what ever happened to that SWIM guy.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Everybody talked about him.
10. 2018-03-28 at 6:05 AM UTC in I'm a good guy I'll put this in HB where it belongs leave me alone e
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Just a message to small Mario my data ran out. I didn't just leave you. I love e YOU. And now I took 75 mg OXY to prove it.
    
    Let's DIE.

    
    Got any more
11. 2018-03-28 at 5:05 AM UTC in Tell us about how high you are.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    half
12. 2018-03-28 at 4:55 AM UTC in Bought a few megamillions tickets
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Oh man, I didn't win. After all the fantasizing what I was gonna do
13. 2018-03-28 at 4:54 AM UTC in Just a quick poll
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm new.
14. 2018-03-28 at 2:41 AM UTC in What would you do if somebody hung a piss filled condom on your doorknob / car antenna?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Would you be... "pissed"?
15. 2018-03-28 at 2:09 AM UTC in What other careers might you have considered?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Boat Salesman.
16. 2018-03-27 at 10:37 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Margarita?
17. 2018-03-27 at 2:11 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enter How so, Item 9?
    
    …No, I don't like that. It doesn't seem personal. I'm sticking with Actor.
    
    How so, Actor?

    
    muh' paychex.
18. 2018-03-27 at 9:02 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm now able to afford etiz/weed/good alcohol.
19. 2018-03-27 at 8:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop A glass of scotch will hit the spot.

    
    With 2 or 3 etiz.
20. 2018-03-27 at 8:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Should have etiz thrusday