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2019-01-03 at 9:34 AM UTC in Life is total bullshit.

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My original point could very well be better said; im drunk btw

2019-01-03 at 8:08 AM UTC in Can Someone Please Tell Me How this Works?

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Originally posted by Technologist Ohio

Originally posted by Solstice Ohio conversation Bible fuckers are doing everything they can to drag their feet and delay this. Just let it happen already.

lol michigan fags legalized b4 u

2019-01-02 at 11:13 PM UTC in do you think people who try to blow their heads off

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"I shoulda used a gun and not a leaf blower"

2019-01-02 at 8:17 PM UTC in I don't wanna fuckin go to work...

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After taxes

2019-01-02 at 12:40 AM UTC in The C.I.A. are a bunch of cunts.

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Shit...what if the C.I.A. see's this thread and actually does decde to kill me now? What have done. I really am scared. Its totally possible and not far fetched. "Look at this cocksucker mocking us, lets kill this piece of shit".

2019-01-01 at 11:48 PM UTC in The C.I.A. are a bunch of cunts.

Item 9 African Astronaut

...and that was the last post from Item 9.

2019-01-01 at 10:52 PM UTC in I don't wanna fuckin go to work...

Item 9 African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny How's work going my dude?

Meh, ya know, pretty shitfucky 💩

2019-01-01 at 9:21 PM UTC in I don't wanna fuckin go to work...

Item 9 African Astronaut

Now i'm at work, fuck this :icon13:

2019-01-01 at 7:52 PM UTC in I don't wanna fuckin go to work...

Item 9 African Astronaut

I'm humgover AND tired man, and its gonna like 5 and half hours :

2019-01-01 at 6:51 PM UTC in I wanna drink one more time...

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I think I changed my mind, i'm just not going to.

2019-01-01 at 6:47 PM UTC in *resurrects thread*

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*resurrects thread*

2019-01-01 at 6:45 PM UTC in You know sucks...

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Originally posted by Item 9 …Living?

lol

2019-01-01 at 6:44 PM UTC in You know sucks...

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...Living?

2019-01-01 at 6:36 PM UTC in """"""""""shitfucker"""""""""

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quality thread, i'm gonna print this 👍 :icon14:

2019-01-01 at 6:27 PM UTC in I pulled a Bill Cosby last night...

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Originally posted by mikeyagain Can you read??

That would be funny if somebody ill-literate posted online by using text to speech and voice to text, and everybody thought they were stupid from scrambled translations

2019-01-01 at 6:24 PM UTC in """"""""""shitfucker"""""""""

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shitfucker

2019-01-01 at 5:56 PM UTC in Are you from Iraq?

Item 9 African Astronaut

C̡̪̯̖͎à̶̙̹͖̙̹̥͓̘̗͟ͅͅͅú̵҉̼̠͚̰̪̫̩̩̩͓̰̝͔̤̰͢͞ͅs̷̶͏̲̹̩̭̝è̷̙̭̤͙̥̠͔͙̳͚͉͈͍̗̣̜͘ ̨̲͈̦͎̭͚̪̖̤̖̕͢͜I̵̡̨̛̙͚͎͟ ̷̸̨͙͎͈̠̘ẃ̵̴̵͙̗̙̱̹̺̥͙͉̤͉̟̞̬̟͇̞͘ͅà̵̼̲̣͍̫̝͙̻̜̹̙͔͝n̨̛̲̖͎̩̤̻̞͔͓̞̮͇n͏̷̷̥͍̠͕̮̥͔͔͖͎̪̰͈̣̙͖̼͘ͅą͏̶̺̟̪̖̥̳̤̺̮̮͙̰͎͇̯ ̷̧̭̜̘͉̗̳̼̹̰̟s̛͓̦̦̮̟͚̞̜̤̭͖͔͚͚͉̣̭͎̕é̷̷̺̻͕͉͙̰̬͔͓̟̤̳̯̫͔͢e̡̛̦̲̭͇̦͜͟͡ ̯̗̳͕̰̯͙̤̦̻̯̕͠y̷̝͙͙̣͔͓̫͇̫͚͓̫̮̤̬͖͜͠o̷̸̧̪̦͕̠̬̝͕̗͕̟͍͠u͞͠͏̭͈͍͓̗̩͚̥͉͈͇͚͓͕͙͖͙̮ ̴̡̱̭̬̤̼̩̜̣̕ͅͅB̴̙̤̟̜͔̭͕̪̮͇͈̗̤͍̼̹̪̗̖͘͝a̷̡̛̝͙͓̜̼̳̜͖͓ͅͅg̷̸̼̤͎͞͞h̕͏̧̛͎̮͇̻͈̰̝̠d̡̧͙͓̻͍̗̹̲̪a̵͚̣̱̣̪̘̕͟d̵̸͈̳͖̣̼̖́ ̶̸̪͍̺̜̭̦͈̲̱à͕̗͔̲̱̹͉̳̘̫̟̯̰͖̦̬̣͢s̢̮͎͖̟̕s̴̸̛̝̪͙̭͎̞̱̖̟͖̺ͅ ̸̷̖̭̭̲͈̬͇̬͇̀͘ͅų̸̛̹̳̭͈̯̩̗͓͙̲̺̦̳͔̠̹̩̝͙p̞̠̬͍̗̝̪̙̝̩̳͓̘̗̰̱͘.̘̮͎͕͚̱̤̦͙̯͓̮͞͡ͅ

2019-01-01 at 4:33 PM UTC in I wanna drink one more time...

Item 9 African Astronaut

I ain't got my I.D., so... should I buy some lemon extract (83% alcohol) and mix it with egg nog, which woukdn't even be that bad, or,... roll the dice and attempt to buy some real alcohol and risk being denied?

2019-01-01 at 6:51 AM UTC in Life is total bullshit.

Item 9 African Astronaut

Life is total bullshit simply because of this: there are like a shiit-ton of very rich people who simply were handed their very rich lives so why should we even care?

2019-01-01 at 6:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

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Thanks!, seriously!!!

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