Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-12-27 at 10:55 AM UTC in "mennel health" court
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   They're nice enough to reduce my dui to regular dui, but are trying to get me into this "mennel health" court malarky. I wouldn't have to for the drug test, which sounds like a good deal, but... it kinda seems like it might make the probation longer, and more un-neceaary bullshit, which i'd rather just pay for the drug tests... I've also kinda had enough of this "mennel health" shit for one lifetime 👎.
2. 2018-12-26 at 7:15 AM UTC in i am drunk on the internet
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'm really hungover
3. 2018-12-26 at 6:40 AM UTC in When I was a young child I though going to the rainforest would be SO COOL
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Then as I got older I lost interest, and came to realize it woukd probably not be worth it, heat, insects, proably wouldn't see cool shit. Could be wrong...idk
4. 2018-12-26 at 4:34 AM UTC in Lets talk about the elephant in the room...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *bump*
5. 2018-12-26 at 12:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   
6. 2018-12-26 at 12:03 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Google street view is all I need
7. 2018-12-25 at 11:58 PM UTC in Can people smell my boxers when I wear them?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   What about sever dozen loads of dried semen going back amfew months
8. 2018-12-25 at 11:56 PM UTC in "faggot" from zoklet.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Hes been forgotten, UNTIL NOW. Something about him was just funny to me...maybe its just simply that his username was just "faggot" with a lowercase f.
   
   He went dormant for like over year, then when zoklet was closing he came back...so I guess he was lurking the whole time or changed accounts and was good at disguising his posting style, or maybe he was somebodys second account or something, and who knows if that really is him in the pic he posted.
   
   Every site can use a "faggot".
9. 2018-12-25 at 11:28 PM UTC in 17 years later, who actually did 911?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by totse3.com LOL I said Larry David instead of Silverstein.. corrected

   
   l0l
10. 2018-12-25 at 11:23 PM UTC in Can people smell my boxers when I wear them?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    What do I give a shit
11. 2018-12-25 at 11:19 PM UTC in "I wish I had the balls to..."
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...alota shit
12. 2018-12-25 at 11:18 PM UTC in Taboo Game Assigning A Mark That Doesn't Post Anymore
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    MOTHERFUCKER!
13. 2018-12-25 at 11:17 PM UTC in I keep getting inactive taboo targets.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm probably never gonna be a motherfucker again...
14. 2018-12-25 at 11:04 PM UTC in Do any bank robbers use goofy masks?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    "The penis face robber"
15. 2018-12-25 at 10:47 PM UTC in Attorneys
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    90% are cool. And if you ever get questioned about something you can just be like call my lawyer
16. 2018-12-25 at 6:50 PM UTC in English little sucka, do you speak it?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    needleneck...
17. 2018-12-25 at 6:25 PM UTC in I wish the hot chick at work would wear something that I could see her ass better.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Shes 10/10, shes definatly got a nice ass but I never see the shape if it.
18. 2018-12-25 at 6:19 PM UTC in Aldra, surfing the Kali Yuga
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I don't know dick about the syrian war.
19. 2018-12-25 at 6:18 PM UTC in Trying not to shat when you piss.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *shart
    
    being male sucks sometimes
20. 2018-12-25 at 6:11 PM UTC in The ladies say that the magic number in the bedroom is 6...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *whew*