Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-01 at 6:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I almost took this exact combo and went to a work houseparty but I turned it down cause it was too far.

   
   Happy new year nikka
2. 2019-01-01 at 6:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost lol you all spent new years alone

   
   My good friend booze was/is with me
3. 2019-01-01 at 6:09 AM UTC in First hb thread for new year...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   :icon14: 👍
4. 2019-01-01 at 5:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Happy new year, WS 💩
5. 2019-01-01 at 3:53 AM UTC in HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY EASTERN HEMISPHERE!!
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   🍺👍
6. 2019-01-01 at 2:35 AM UTC in HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY EASTERN HEMISPHERE!!
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   🖕💩🤳
   
   
   lol
7. 2019-01-01 at 2:16 AM UTC in HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY EASTERN HEMISPHERE!!
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   🤳
8. 2019-01-01 at 12:22 AM UTC in How does Lanny remain a programmer/coder when his drug of choice is alcohol?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Hes gifted and can roll with the impediment of being hungover.
9. 2018-12-30 at 5:07 AM UTC in Would you choose to go gay?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I could possibly be gay (well, Bi) but only going on a date with a guy, no homosexual acts or kissing.
10. 2018-12-30 at 4:09 AM UTC in I bet if I ever got schitophrenia, the hallucinations would be like...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *when I a chick with nice ass*
    
    hallucinated voice: Grab that ass...grab her ass, grab her ass
    
    Whenever I interact with another person, *canned laughter*
11. 2018-12-30 at 3:48 AM UTC in The use of snitches in the war on drugs is beyond belief.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    This is news to me 🙄.
12. 2018-12-30 at 3:04 AM UTC in "A mind is a terrible thing to waste"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...But MY DICK is an even more terrible, BIGGER thing to waste
    
    
13. 2018-12-29 at 2:46 AM UTC in weed bensos or mor=e booze
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Weed & benzos for sure, Afterglow is way better than a hangover.
14. 2018-12-29 at 1:59 AM UTC in Fart comfort
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Carry a fart machine in your pocket all the time.
15. 2018-12-29 at 1:27 AM UTC in People with really hot sisters.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Are they supposed to deny that they're sister is hot, cause shes they're sister? What are you supposed to say if you have a hot sister and somebody asks you if shes hot?
    
16. 2018-12-29 at 12 AM UTC in PNC Bank.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Penis-Nuts-Cock
17. 2018-12-27 at 8:41 PM UTC in My farts are pretty smelly rn.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm gonna have to step into the bathroom to fart at work or everbodys gonna smell it.
18. 2018-12-27 at 8:34 PM UTC in Pissing on acid.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    One time I was on acid and I was like ffuu , so I put the rest I had left except for 1 in the toilet, and then I pissed on acid, while I pissed on acid.
19. 2018-12-27 at 8:32 PM UTC in "mennel health" court
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra as opposed to what? high range?

    
    Yeah
20. 2018-12-27 at 5:04 PM UTC in Why do horses let us ride them?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Just animals being bros?