Are you from Iraq?

1. 2019-01-01 at 5:56 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   C̡̪̯̖͎à̶̙̹͖̙̹̥͓̘̗͟ͅͅͅú̵҉̼̠͚̰̪̫̩̩̩͓̰̝͔̤̰͢͞ͅs̷̶͏̲̹̩̭̝è̷̙̭̤͙̥̠͔͙̳͚͉͈͍̗̣̜͘ ̨̲͈̦͎̭͚̪̖̤̖̕͢͜I̵̡̨̛̙͚͎͟ ̷̸̨͙͎͈̠̘ẃ̵̴̵͙̗̙̱̹̺̥͙͉̤͉̟̞̬̟͇̞͘ͅà̵̼̲̣͍̫̝͙̻̜̹̙͔͝n̨̛̲̖͎̩̤̻̞͔͓̞̮͇n͏̷̷̥͍̠͕̮̥͔͔͖͎̪̰͈̣̙͖̼͘ͅą͏̶̺̟̪̖̥̳̤̺̮̮͙̰͎͇̯ ̷̧̭̜̘͉̗̳̼̹̰̟s̛͓̦̦̮̟͚̞̜̤̭͖͔͚͚͉̣̭͎̕é̷̷̺̻͕͉͙̰̬͔͓̟̤̳̯̫͔͢e̡̛̦̲̭͇̦͜͟͡ ̯̗̳͕̰̯͙̤̦̻̯̕͠y̷̝͙͙̣͔͓̫͇̫͚͓̫̮̤̬͖͜͠o̷̸̧̪̦͕̠̬̝͕̗͕̟͍͠u͞͠͏̭͈͍͓̗̩͚̥͉͈͇͚͓͕͙͖͙̮ ̴̡̱̭̬̤̼̩̜̣̕ͅͅB̴̙̤̟̜͔̭͕̪̮͇͈̗̤͍̼̹̪̗̖͘͝a̷̡̛̝͙͓̜̼̳̜͖͓ͅͅg̷̸̼̤͎͞͞h̕͏̧̛͎̮͇̻͈̰̝̠d̡̧͙͓̻͍̗̹̲̪a̵͚̣̱̣̪̘̕͟d̵̸͈̳͖̣̼̖́ ̶̸̪͍̺̜̭̦͈̲̱à͕̗͔̲̱̹͉̳̘̫̟̯̰͖̦̬̣͢s̢̮͎͖̟̕s̴̸̛̝̪͙̭͎̞̱̖̟͖̺ͅ ̸̷̖̭̭̲͈̬͇̬͇̀͘ͅų̸̛̹̳̭͈̯̩̗͓͙̲̺̦̳͔̠̹̩̝͙p̞̠̬͍̗̝̪̙̝̩̳͓̘̗̰̱͘.̘̮͎͕͚̱̤̦͙̯͓̮͞͡ͅ
2. 2019-01-01 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Item 9 C̡̪̯̖͎à̶̙̹͖̙̹̥͓̘̗͟ͅͅͅú̵҉̼̠͚̰̪̫̩̩̩͓̰̝͔̤̰͢͞ͅs̷̶͏̲̹̩̭̝è̷̙̭̤͙̥̠͔͙̳͚͉͈͍̗̣̜͘ ̨̲͈̦͎̭͚̪̖̤̖̕͢͜I̵̡̨̛̙͚͎͟ ̷̸̨͙͎͈̠̘ẃ̵̴̵͙̗̙̱̹̺̥͙͉̤͉̟̞̬̟͇̞͘ͅà̵̼̲̣͍̫̝͙̻̜̹̙͔͝n̨̛̲̖͎̩̤̻̞͔͓̞̮͇n͏̷̷̥͍̠͕̮̥͔͔͖͎̪̰͈̣̙͖̼͘ͅą͏̶̺̟̪̖̥̳̤̺̮̮͙̰͎͇̯ ̷̧̭̜̘͉̗̳̼̹̰̟s̛͓̦̦̮̟͚̞̜̤̭͖͔͚͚͉̣̭͎̕é̷̷̺̻͕͉͙̰̬͔͓̟̤̳̯̫͔͢e̡̛̦̲̭͇̦͜͟͡ ̯̗̳͕̰̯͙̤̦̻̯̕͠y̷̝͙͙̣͔͓̫͇̫͚͓̫̮̤̬͖͜͠o̷̸̧̪̦͕̠̬̝͕̗͕̟͍͠u͞͠͏̭͈͍͓̗̩͚̥͉͈͇͚͓͕͙͖͙̮ ̴̡̱̭̬̤̼̩̜̣̕ͅͅB̴̙̤̟̜͔̭͕̪̮͇͈̗̤͍̼̹̪̗̖͘͝a̷̡̛̝͙͓̜̼̳̜͖͓ͅͅg̷̸̼̤͎͞͞h̕͏̧̛͎̮͇̻͈̰̝̠d̡̧͙͓̻͍̗̹̲̪a̵͚̣̱̣̪̘̕͟d̵̸͈̳͖̣̼̖́ ̶̸̪͍̺̜̭̦͈̲̱à͕̗͔̲̱̹͉̳̘̫̟̯̰͖̦̬̣͢s̢̮͎͖̟̕s̴̸̛̝̪͙̭͎̞̱̖̟͖̺ͅ ̸̷̖̭̭̲͈̬͇̬͇̀͘ͅų̸̛̹̳̭͈̯̩̗͓͙̲̺̦̳͔̠̹̩̝͙p̞̠̬͍̗̝̪̙̝̩̳͓̘̗̰̱͘.̘̮͎͕͚̱̤̦͙̯͓̮͞͡ͅ

   
   
   
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