Posts by Item 9

1. 2019-01-05 at 11:08 PM UTC in You can see my dick from space.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   You just gotta zoom in alot.
2. 2019-01-05 at 10:56 PM UTC in What the actual fuck, niggers.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   🖕
3. 2019-01-05 at 10:13 PM UTC in Remind me not to stretch when I got a full bladder.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Cause now it hurts around my belt buckle if I stand all tne way upright.
4. 2019-01-05 at 12:54 AM UTC in excellent beverage from Australia
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Australia

   
   
5. 2019-01-04 at 11:51 PM UTC in embarassing moment (laff @me)
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Yesterday I dropped a butter knife 🤗
6. 2019-01-04 at 11:17 PM UTC in Making a tinder profile with no picture
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dfg A picture and decent bio is required.

   
   
7. 2019-01-04 at 11 PM UTC in China impresses me...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Their government is sucessful.
8. 2019-01-04 at 6:19 AM UTC in Making a tinder profile with no picture
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I had this idea today, I could nullify it by straight up saying i don't have the balls to post a picture.
9. 2019-01-04 at 5:59 AM UTC in Let’s get real
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Just today at work I thought if I commited suicide I'd be a dick and write a note addressed to my coworkers that I did it because nobody ever pitched in to help me. Just an Idea that came to me, I don't think I would blame my suicide on them.
10. 2019-01-04 at 5:11 AM UTC in Ban GGG
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    A week for 3 strikes ought set him str8.
11. 2019-01-04 at 4:28 AM UTC in Fargo ND
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Fargo, NeedleDick
12. 2019-01-04 at 1:54 AM UTC in When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    What I mean is i sort of focus my vision sever feet infront and also not focused close in...ah shit idk
13. 2019-01-04 at 1:53 AM UTC in Life is total humanshit.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    iLol'd
14. 2019-01-04 at 1 AM UTC in When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I usually do this thing where I look at the general area around it, is it just me
15. 2019-01-03 at 9:24 PM UTC in 英语mothafucka，你会说出来吗？？
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    🙄
16. 2019-01-03 at 7:56 PM UTC in The award show known as the "jedi Nose" 👃
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm circumsized
17. 2019-01-03 at 7:55 PM UTC in Can Someone Please Tell Me How this Works?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ Don't need one
18. 2019-01-03 at 7:05 PM UTC in Dont Tell Em passed off 10 year old skinny pics as her current ones on DH...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    How fat?
19. 2019-01-03 at 6:44 PM UTC in Chuck Norris recieved from a horse...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...he lived, the horse died.
20. 2019-01-03 at 6:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm quitting drinking for at least 3 months.