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2016-03-01 at 3:37 PM UTC in Try to make me mad
lol I'm sure if I was your dad I could make you mad and throw a shit fit.
My dad kind of pisses me off sometimes.
Last time I got pissed off at him was a few days ago, since my parents usually cook for me I said I was going to cook some fried shrimp and tater tots (which are frozen anyway) it was 1:50am and my dad comes in and says "You put the timer on for an hour and 50 minutes" and then checks the timer, the stove, and the temperature to make sure that I was cooking it right. I start yelling at him 1:50 IS THE TIME YOU FUCKING DUMBSHIT, DON'T TREAT ME LIKE I'M FUCKING RETARDED, I KNOW HOW TO COOK FOOD, CAN YOU FUCK OFF. And then he did, indeed, fuck off.
My mom pisses me off constantly though, two days ago she woke me up to ask me if I was okay for no reason and I was like "can you please stop being so autistic", yesterday she woke me up to tell me to sleep in my bed instead of on the couch and I punched a wall. This morning she asked me what time I woke up and I told her don't talk to me again. -
2016-03-01 at 3:31 PM UTC in Try to make me mad
it wasn't just your dad, he and I took turns molesting you
I don't think that was even real. Spice psychosis and reality is hard to disentangle. -
2016-03-01 at 3:30 PM UTC in Try to make me mad
but for someone who thinks about triangles and squares all the time, you sure don't think outside of the box
Nice.
I think college is for me though, GED tomorrow. -
2016-03-01 at 3:27 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
i prefer it at 0.5
You're just saying this to try to retain cool points. At regular speed it drones, at half speed it's unlistenable,, at one-and-a-half speed it becomes the best modern punk band. -
2016-03-01 at 2:51 PM UTC in Try to make me madIt's hard to make someone mad when they live in a state of perpetual dissociation. But when you come out of that dissociation you're gonna be mad as fuck, if you still have the ability to comprehend anger by that time.
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2016-03-01 at 2:48 PM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.Who gives a shit? You probably live your life like a dumbass, why would that make anyone jealous?
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2016-03-01 at 2:46 PM UTC in computer programming/people are faggotsThread soundtrack:
I held off on taking a c++ class for a long time because I had no experience and the advice I got from the school counselors was "Well, you might be able to pass with a C if you are really intelligent, but it will be very difficult..." and people who had taken it told me I would be getting slayed the whole time with 20+ hour projects every day and shit. But now I'm in my 7th week of the course and it's so fucking easy that being in class just pisses me off.
It's full of kids who want to be computer hackers but can't even grasp the concept of a nested function, and these community college nerds that can't do anything right. There's some annoying bitch that was talking shit the first two weeks of class about how she knows like 10+ different programming languages and stays up all night programming all the time and shit but she's already struggling and behind.
I've finished all my weekly projects within 2 days of them being assigned with 3-5 hours of working on them (and reading/learning the material at the same time) while everyone else is struggling to barely make the due dates and spending 10+ hours.
I know it probably sounds like I'm trying to brag but I'm really not. I barely know shit about computers and have done hella drugs in my life but somehow I can still do better than most of these computer nerds, and I just don't see how that's possible. I just think people are faggots that see someone who can do something better than them and want to talk shit because they're insecure about their own abilities to learn and do new things, or bitter about the fact that they couldn't learn math and ended up being a college counselor. So the moral of the story is never listen to these faggots because the truth is that most people are just mad that they suck at life.
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2016-03-01 at 2:04 PM UTC in Try to make me madnot mad
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2016-03-01 at 1:35 PM UTC in Try to make me madYou should rather make a list of jobs you have applied to this year. Take a step back and look at your life. You have nothing to be mad about. Stop hating yourself so much.
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2016-03-01 at 1:30 PM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me soft
Oh yeah I forgot about that. Well dang. DANG. Guess I'll kill myself.
I can't encourage that. I'd rather just go to bed.
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2016-03-01 at 1:06 PM UTC in Try to make me madI'm making a list of frenemies
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2016-03-01 at 1:02 PM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me softIt doesn't work with my stone age phone. I've tried it before. It never stops loading.
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2016-03-01 at 12:59 PM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.Seriously though, I wish I could've recorded me laughing about this but I wasn't prepared and now it wouldn't be authentic.
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2016-03-01 at 12:56 PM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.Heard it before..
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2016-03-01 at 12:52 PM UTC in Try to make me madWhy would I do this?
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2016-03-01 at 12:50 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
No. I didn't mean that. I wanted you to never die is what I meant.
My fault, bro. I should've read between the lines. Now I feel bad because I have to disappoint you. We all die one day. Even me. The greatest man of all time. It is ok, though. -
2016-03-01 at 12:45 PM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.No, I can't read. :(
Can you read it to me? -
2016-03-01 at 12:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Die.
You know what, I think I will one day so... win/win? -
2016-03-01 at 12:40 PM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me softThat's all I need to know. Thank you.
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2016-03-01 at 12:37 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this[FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]And I'm not trying
To lose my mind
But I couldn't say
That I would mind
You only see
What you want to see
And I don't want you to see me[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]I don't know what
I'm doing tonight
I never know what
I'm doing tonight
And I never have plans
When it turns to night
'Cause I don't do nothin'
But stay inside[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]And I open my eyes
And everything's blue
From the top of the sky
To underneath you
Ain't trying to do more
Than just sit here
I can look in your eyes
And tell you're sincere[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]And we're dropping it off
And we're not coming back
'Cause we're trying to get lost
We both know that
You can gather the wine
And I'll carry the shade
And we'll dine in the pine
Of the Golden Age[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]I'm unlocking the doors
And we'll go to the roof
'Cause the stories we told
Are becoming the truth
Just put out your hand
And I'll take it in mine
Walk down to the center
Of the wind and shine[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=16px]We'll take a swig
And we'll lie right down
We'll become all the colors
Of each others sounds
We can pick one up
And we can let it fly
'Cause in the Golden age
We'll never die[/SIZE][/FONT]