Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-14 at 7:01 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I like drinking aloje inbky garage I think its FUN
2. 2015-07-14 at 6:19 AM UTC in hey mizled
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   This place is more broken than your sisters hymen the last time I saw her.
3. 2015-07-14 at 6:17 AM UTC in *sigh* this forum is boring...
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   MONEY. CHECKZ IN MY MAILBOX. BOYS CANT GET IN CUZ THAT THERES A STASH SPOT
   
   
4. 2015-07-14 at 2:29 AM UTC in *sigh* this forum is boring...
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   *sigh* i didn't really mean to say this forum is boring, nevermind that
5. 2015-07-14 at 2:25 AM UTC in *sigh* this forum is boring...
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   ...and i'm about to have a really bad hangover tomorrow (err...probably like...later today, actually) greeeeeaaat...
6. 2015-07-14 at 12:31 AM UTC in hey mizled
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   is anyone else not able to post a new thread?
7. 2015-07-13 at 11:57 PM UTC in Ever tried the drug called...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yea. its pretty good. its best combined with marijuana (like basically every other drug)
8. 2015-07-13 at 11:56 PM UTC in people who go to lengths to look "nice" with an average look
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   When I was in high school, I refused to wear cheap shoes. My parents wouldn't buy them, so I would save up my lunch money and sell dime bags for months just to get a pair of nikes. It was painfully apparent that without at least some display of financial prowess, the girls would make cruel sport, openly within earshot of everyone. I had seen it happen to other, less fortunate young men who wore voit or spalding tennis shoes, and I vowed that I would never let it happen to me. I learned a valuable lesson in women during that time; spending money on status items to avoid getting laughed at is a terrible way to get laid.

   
   Well, at least you learned in high school and aren't still failing to learn that lesson like a lot of guys well into their mid 20s and probably beyond.
9. 2015-07-13 at 11:20 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "drinking is borrowing happiness from tomorrow" - countblah ( I think )
   
   That is very true...I woke up today hungover, started drinking some more to ease the hangover shittyness, ... fuck me tomorrow
   
10. 2015-07-13 at 10:09 PM UTC in Ever tried the drug called...
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    Ugh, more like regrettable. Meth is great but sex on it makes you feel so dirty and beat up afterwards

    
    This. My first time trying it I spent like, 13 hours jacking off and sticking stuff up my butt. Afterwards everything ached, my dick hurt from rubbing it for hours, I had sores on my hands, my ass was raw and my lips were torn up from chewing them up while I fondled myself. I felt like a wreck, took a day off and did it again. I would stay in the bathroom for hours in some weird psychotic trance doing strange experimental things to my body until people banged on the door.
    
    I like the bathroom because you can get as dirty as you want and just clean it up after, but even two showers does nothing to hours of meth induced masturbation grime. That sweaty caustic meth grease just don't wash off. I break out terribly all over while I'm cranking even though I wash myself constantly because I keep touching myself in dirty places.
    
    Eventually all this + no eating means my insides are total void of pollutants, coupled with powerful stimulants, porn and no sleep, I tried anal fisting myself and stuff like that.
    
    I don't even know what I would do if I did crank with a girl, anal fist her I guess?.
11. 2015-07-13 at 4:56 PM UTC in Ever tried the drug called...
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    Oh you mean sticking my raw meat in some tight hole, triggering pleasurable nerve endings which send chemical signals to my brain to trigger dopamine and serotonin production?.
    
    meth + MDMA is better than sex or love with anyone, maybe even your soulmate. Or are mandy and tina my soulmates?. Sex is nothing compared to throwing a rock the size of a dime in a glass dick, melting it down to a puddle and seeing it crack back all over the bowl and inhaling that sweet electric vapor. Having a girl there would be fun but my dick turns into a cold lifeless lump on speed so I could care less, I'd rather be alone, more dope for me.
12. 2015-07-13 at 4:49 PM UTC in If someone does not take my IQ test ITT I will fucking immolate
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    according to your test, I'm retarded.
    
    
13. 2015-07-13 at 3:49 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I second this^
14. 2015-07-13 at 8:07 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Inb4 malice breeds an army of rats and takes over san Francisco planet of the apes style
15. 2015-07-13 at 6:43 AM UTC in I'm fucking pissed
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16. 2015-07-13 at 6:41 AM UTC in Who's more autistic. Malice or myself?
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    ^^lol
    
    wonder if I should be in that poll
    
    you guys don't know me well enough yet though
17. 2015-07-13 at 4:54 AM UTC in Who's more autistic. Malice or myself?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I do love sploo's sharp wit. Is this thread turning from who's more autistic to who is cooler? Because in that case, sploo wins, hands down.

    
    
    
    
18. 2015-07-13 at 4:40 AM UTC in The tuff post
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19. 2015-07-13 at 1:22 AM UTC in hey mizled
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    I know ur lurking
20. 2015-07-13 at 12:16 AM UTC in got me some fake plugs lawl
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    U look stupid.
    Get a life .

    
    
    im richer than you, peasant.