Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-06-25 at 7:14 AM UTC in Real Life Poltergeist/Ghost Experiences
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   Dude, I would totally sprint at it full speed and poke it with a stick. Maybe just throw the stick at it in case it can vaporize anything connected to/in contact with the stick. It wouldn't surprise me if they were just a type of large firefly with their luminescence augmented by fog/moisture or "swamp gas". It is rural Florida after all.

   It'd get away I bet. It was behind trees, moving fairly fast. And no, there's no way it was a bug. They were huge, and also there are no fireflies in florida. I know what fog does to light, there were at times, horror movie like fogs there. Not this night. The edges on these orbs were clear as day. I know what I saw.
2. 2015-06-25 at 7:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I wonder who else will make the jump. I hope blah shows up.
3. 2015-06-25 at 7:08 AM UTC in Well... I'm Here
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   *bites lip* *glasses fog*
4. 2015-06-25 at 6:05 AM UTC in Well... I'm Here
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   §m£ÂgØL, you're in no position to tell me what to do with my posting. Your own posting on Sanctuary, BESIDES POSTING YOUR DICK TO THE FRONT PAGE, was utter garbage.
   
   Proof of you being a faggot on the front page
   
   http://imgur.com/hQq1INU

   
   First off, you posted my dick, not me. I begged you for months to do it, and finally you did it. I win.
   
   You're goddamned right my posts were shit. But I'm not giving advice on shitposting. Lanny is vastly more qualified than you are for this, technically speaking. He literally does this shit for a living.
   
   If you don't shut your dragon mouth I am going to jam my 500 year old cock down your firey throat. Is that what you want?
   
   Because it's what I want.
   
   I really, really want it.
5. 2015-06-25 at 6:02 AM UTC in Real Life Poltergeist/Ghost Experiences
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   I did not believe in anything paranormal till this year. I have for years held a "I don't believe it till I see it" attitude. But my god did I fucking see it, oh boy did I fucking see it. Clear as fucking day. Now, for the record, I hallucinate things, I understand that anything I see is subject to scrutiny. This all started once I moved into a house with people who had told me it was haunted, I was skeptical.
   
   Some possible hallucinations/weird happenings/things that can probably be explained
   
   -Things moving to places they shouldn't be or couldn't be
   -lights turning on by themselves
   -strange knockings and I do mean knockings
   -things moving by themselves in plain sight
   -weird shit in the sky that shouldn't be
   
   Now, there is one instance that cannot be explained. I will preface it with a similar experience, which could have been explained, but I now believe to be a true phenomenon.
   
   Instance 1- I was sitting in a truck, minding my own business. Admittedly, I was stoned. It was late at night. I was looking back at the house. There was this bug zapper that hung under the porch, big bluish white light. I was just kinda chilling out, waiting for everyone to be ready to go back to the house. Suddenly, I see lights. Maybe about 3-5 lights at a time, about a foot around, shaped like an orb, deep blue in color. They just swirled and circled around the bug zapper, I was mesmerized, I couldn't look away, i was stuck staring. I was the only one who was looking, I was the only one who saw them. I chocked it up to a hallucination, you know? I couldn't prove it was real, strange sure, but I had no way to prove it.
   
   Instance 2- I was walking down the road with my er, baby mama. For an idea of the scene, it was a dirt road, forest all around, some cow fields in the distance, dark as fuck. It was a quiet night, beautiful weather, I was enjoying the walk. I spotted a white orb out from behind the treeline. What the fuck? I looked, nothing. Okay, that was weird. I saw it again, more this time, they were maybe only 2-4 trees behind the tree line. 3 of them were just circling around, just like the other orbs I had seen. They were jumping up about 8 feet, then going down to the ground, stuff that only a human with a fancy orb light and a really quiet pogo stick could do. It was fucking bizzare. My baby mama turned to see what I was looking at, she saw them too. What the actual fuck? For the duration of the walk, we'd keep seeing them behind us, to the side in the forest. They moved just like I had seen them on the bug zapper.
   
   Now, I had been previously told of these orbs. But as it turns out, her father had seen orbs in the same place, and been just as mesmerized and drawn in as I was. I was never told of that till I mentioned my experience. White, blue and red orbs had been spotted (I only saw blue and white, on these two occasions). I'd chock it all up to hallucinations if my baby mama had not seen it. I just have ZERO explanation for this. I cannot for the fucking life of me figure it out. I am a skeptical person. I believe only in what I can see and prove. But this experience has led me to the belief that there is something unexplainable out there. I don't know what the fuck it is, I don't know if a ghost or poltergeist is the right word for it, but it's fucking SOMETHING and I believe it to be real.
   
6. 2015-06-25 at 5:42 AM UTC in I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
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   Does everyone have to have their prostate checked out after (the first time) they have sex?

   
   Are you planning on getting fucked in the ass like a faggot?
   
   Because if you are, you might wanna have yours checked. Though, I never did after I got fucked in the ass and so far I'm fine.
   
7. 2015-06-25 at 5:40 AM UTC in Welcome Faggots (rules and updates on site features)
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   Don't worry blood, I got chu

   
   
8. 2015-06-25 at 5:38 AM UTC in Well... I'm Here
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   Arnox, you're in no position to tell Lanny what to do with his forum. Your administration of Sanctuary, BESIDES POSTING MY DICK TO THE FRONT PAGE, was utter garbage.
   
   Proof of my dick being on the front page
   
   http://imgur.com/hQq1INU
9. 2015-06-25 at 5:35 AM UTC in There are currently 11 users online. 9 members and 2 guests.
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   Mash, did you take your medicine this morning?
10. 2015-06-25 at 5:33 AM UTC in Your most memorable drug experiences?
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    Part of the saga of §m£ÂgØL developing schizophrenia. That really isn't healthy.

    
    Honestly, this is what kickstarted it. From then on, I was never the same. My continued drug use definitely fed it, namely psychedelics. I have not taken a piss in a non-breathing toilet in about 2 years now. Everyday, the walls breathe. Today I saw a really cool bug in the bathroom, it was silver and green, long, moved with agility, I was going to capture it and look it up- I do that kind of thing. Upon closer inspection, it was a little piece of wood, which I'm not sure how it got there but it was wood alright. A still, boring, brown piece of wood. 100% thought it was a bug. Normally my hallucinations aren't so vivid or steady.
11. 2015-06-25 at 5:26 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    All that time out of BLTC and you remake the new TRT in HB… why blood, why?
    
    Also yeah, I assumed hydro accidentally killed you when you tried to rape her on RCs or something.

    
    I got used to it in HB, plus HB is at the top of the boards and what not here. If you wanna move it mr.admin, your call but I'd rather not scroll?
    
    Doesn't really matter where it is, anyway.
    
    And nooo, I didn't try to rape her- I think I just thought we were in the middle of having sex and her clothes were in the way, or something- she says my dick wasn't even hard. Psychotic breaks due to psychedelics are pretty fucked. I really don't remember much of it, just bits here and there, I do remember being really, really fucking scared. I still have scars healing from my battle with the barbed wire. The ones on my arm in particular won't turn skin color, they're fucking red and ugly >:( Hope they lighten up soon.
    
    I've also gained full function of my hand again.
    
12. 2015-06-25 at 5:21 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I've always thought TRT should be in Spurious, stickied, and named "The General Thread", which sounds lame, so something more creative designating it as a place for general discussion of things that (you) don't (feel) warrant a separate thread.
    
    ​Where have you been §m£ÂgØL? It had been a bit over a month since you last posted on redfern. I looked through your posts and saw that the last one you had made was about the weed you bought giving you a panic attack. Speculated (hoped) that it may have caused an ambulance to be called and you to finally be institutionalized long term. Noted that cannabis can exacerbate and accelerate the manifestation of schizophrenic symptoms, particularly the low CBD/high THC strains, the one you had likely in this category, especially if they cause strong anxiety. They could have led to a psychotic break, psycho/schizo-mimetic symptoms, particularly as you had noted that this had been much worse after the bad trip where you ran into the woods naked and got caught up and mangled by barbed wire, attacked hydro when she tried to subdue you.

    
    The weed panic attack was months ago, back when I was still living with hydro. It was "Cheese" apparently, smelled like it, one big bong rip and boom, panic attack. I have only smoked weed once since I've been back and I didn't get a panic attack.
    
    I've been just existing, trying to find a jerb. But a jerb with decent hours, not some grocery store shit. My mental things are actually getting better, so that's good. I could still do with the occasional benzo though but the last time I had benzos I fastforwarded into 2015 so i don't really trust myself with too many of them.
13. 2015-06-25 at 5:17 AM UTC in Welcome Faggots (rules and updates on site features)
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    No Flora and Fauna section? :(
14. 2015-06-25 at 4:54 AM UTC in how I keep up with other forums
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15. 2015-06-25 at 4:01 AM UTC in Guess the user above you thread
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    my favorite space nigga on the internet.
16. 2015-06-25 at 3:53 AM UTC in how I keep up with other forums
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    First I type in "Raw" to get to rdfrn
    Then I type in "Taint" for taintedbrowser.
    
    Epic, no?
17. 2015-06-25 at 3:50 AM UTC in y u use vBulletin 5?
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    because we space niggas now.
18. 2015-06-25 at 3:03 AM UTC in So
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    niggas live forever in space
19. 2015-06-25 at 3 AM UTC in Why can't I just win a shitload of money?
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    I'm used to poverty and hardship, it's all I know.
20. 2015-06-25 at 2:15 AM UTC in I suggest the removal of the "comment" feature
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    So it basically makes it Reddit except instead of discussions being ranked by upvotes, they're just tiered by when the top comment of any string is posted. This is bad, because if the first few replies are shitposts, they'll constantly be shown above any better replies that might show up afterward. Let's stick with the forum style of conversation, not reddit-style.

    
    This. There's no reason to try to be something else. I like this style. Keeping the comments would make it just like reddit, but shittier.