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2015-07-20 at 4:59 PM UTC in Anybody here thing family guy sucks?Yea, I used to think it was funny when I was like in high school but now that shit just sucks and isn't funny at all.
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2015-07-20 at 4:58 PM UTC in sanpaku yin yangomoshiroi desu nu BIOTCH!
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2015-07-20 at 4:55 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL's Zoo: Japanese Spider CrabI saw those sons of bitches in the osaka aquarium, there was a tank with like 10 of them. Those things are fucking crazy. Man one day I'm going to get super baked and go to the aquarium
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2015-07-20 at 4:12 PM UTC in Why im never middle manning ever againLol, this was over weed?
I feel so blessed to have mmj in my state
blessed from our lord up high ahura mazda -
2015-07-20 at 3:34 AM UTC in Smoking nutmegDear diary...
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2015-07-20 at 3:27 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionMy butt is overly masculine??? What should I do with my butt malice, please tell me.
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2015-07-20 at 1:19 AM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagelsonion are the shit, so are everything bagels. i basically like all of them
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2015-07-20 at 1:17 AM UTC in Hell yeah royaltieswhats this
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2015-07-19 at 6:47 PM UTC in Can we have spoiler tags
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2015-07-19 at 6:46 PM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagels
bagels are fucking delicious. i like cream cheese, tomato, and jalapeno if i want spice. god damn my mouth is watering now
greenplastic, what kind of bagels do you like?
I like onion bagels a lot, it works well with cream cheese or as a sammich, not so much if you want to put anything sweet on there. -
2015-07-19 at 6:41 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL's Zoo: Japanese Spider Crab
FUCK NO, FUCK THAT.
~~Reasons to avoid Japan~~
-Godzilla
-Japanese spider crabs
They boast the largest legs of any arthropod and can weigh up to 19kilos or 42lbs and are supposedly gentle which thank fuck. If this thing was as aggressive and venomous as something like a Brazilian wandering spider, we'd all be fucked. They're mainly scavengers though, eating stuff like dead animals, plants, algae, and opening the occasional mollusk. It's nice to not live at the bottom of the ocean sometimes, they live at depths of 490 and 980 feet or more so your chances of running into them on the beach are pretty damn slim. Not that those claws couldn't do some damage if they wanted to. Take a look at the biggest captive japanese spider crab here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ider-crab.html
One of those would have no problem breaking some bones. I bet a claw like that could spill out your guts fairly easily, even though it does seem they have claws geared towards crushing.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UYznvpsx6s..._crab_claw.jpg
Again,
Reasons to avoid Japan
-Godzilla
-Japanese spider crabs
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2015-07-19 at 6:23 PM UTC in Kavalactones
A day or so ago, I posted how, many years ago, me and my friends would make kava brews with lecithin and heavy cream and drink them out of coconut shells, and how they were exceedingly effective. It was like a numb feeling mixed with a very pleasurable heaviness of limbs and body.
Until you have tried actual kava, how are you going to know if the kavalactones you bought aren't just dextrose and fillers with the barest minimum active ingredients that they can get away with and still call it 'kavalactones'?
That sounds really good. I've only added things like honey, sugar or lemon/lime to my kava. Usually just drank it plain though, I hope I remember to try that next time I get kava. Speaking of which, where do you guys get your kava from, where would you get it? It seems like it's fucking crazy expensive everywhere I look :( -
2015-07-19 at 6:18 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
^No shit, sherlock
*can hear your voice in your posts*
T-PAIN wd does look pretty bad though. They were basically bedridden. I became a little mexican maid, apron and all.
Only an apron, actually.
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2015-07-19 at 11:30 AM UTC in you buy all drugs otc
I always hear people saying Benzedrex has a bad come down. I never feel that way. I'll start off with 500mg for the first dose. Then an additional 250 mg every two -two and a half hours. No matter what dose I take it never feels equal to a meth high. It comes close though. As for the come down, it's never uncomfortable. Once I'm done I'll drink a few beers and I feel just fine. It takes a while for the effects to go away, and I'll have problems sleeping, but feel bad–never.
I've never thought it was that bad, all I got was hallucinations and paranoia but I have those anyway
I just drank a beer and ate about 5 grams of Crouton and that, combined with the residual effects of benzedrex, would be pretty awesome
smaller doses of Crouton taken at the onset of the comedown seem to make the high last a bit longer -
2015-07-19 at 7:31 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI think there is something wrong with everyone here, something seriously fucking wrong
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2015-07-19 at 5:57 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
;_;
I have no connections. The only time I asked for a script from a doctor I work with I needed and asked for some phenergan and he wouldn't even give me that. I got bentyl instead. My primary doctor couldn't give two shits about my job, my shrink is about to start me on antipsychotics again.
This depresses me. Our lives are so sad. Hey, you're in the pharmaceutical industry, would it be easier for you than most to be prescribed and MAOI? Have any good connections? Try Nardil and you'll be a new man. Or we could put together a group buy for NSI-189, which would only be around $6.6 per gram, a 3 month cycle only consuming about 8 grams. PoC and Casper could use some as well.
The only thing I have to cheer me up is my 120 oz kimchi container full of turbo yeast and sugar water making a repetitive noise from the airlock, with a satisfying fizzing up close. Boy, that stuff is really vigorous, started producing CO2 really quickly. It's reminiscent of the feeling of being captivated by a science experiment as a child. Can't wait to see what it does once I add MSG.
Confession time: When I was in the hospital a few months ago and had to get surgery, it was because of compartment syndrome caused by a DVT in my leg. They had to do an emergency fasciotomy because they couldn't find a pulse even with a doppler ultrasound. It was from shooting T-PAIN. I just went through 5g of T-PAIN in about 36 hours. The shit is like crack, the urge to redose is way stronger than heroin or any other opiate I've had. Hydromorphone is probably the closest, but it's still nowhere near as bad. -
2015-07-19 at 5:01 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
So…she's going to be available? I mean, you'll probably want someone to help her out with things, provide emotional support, you know.
Yes, I would be honored if my wife is the one who turns you into a man. Well I'd be dead, but you know what I mean. -
2015-07-19 at 4:12 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionMy life is falling apart, I'm going through a major depressive episode, creeping thoughts of suicide. Things have been fucking rough with the missus. I feel like I'm about to lose everything. I want to die in a freak accident so Cassidy can get a nice settlement and life insurance and get on with her life.
Well, shit has finally began to hit the rotary ocillator and I being pelleted with a fine mist of bat guano. . My grandmother is showing more noticable signs of alzheimers. Luckily I talked to her later on after her batshit episode and realizes what Im saying is real. Malice, you got any ideas? I could use your autism powers right now. She doesnt want to bring it up with doctors and is willing to try shit now shes having such a cognitive decline. Im gonna try and get her to try the piracetam again but you think of anything else? Shes forgetting whole pieces of the day and shit she says and she cant even remember so extremely memorable times Id thought would have been impossible to forget. She loses everything… besides that fact that shes fucking nuts and its sad, I need to fix this shit for my own sanity because I cant live with this level of looney toons shit.
My great grandmother was on aricept (donepezil) before she died. It helped a lot. -
2015-07-19 at 2:31 AM UTC in I am the smartest person ever.post nudes
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2015-07-19 at 2:01 AM UTC in you buy all drugs otcnot real drugs sorry but I like actually getting high on real shit.
meth - Sudafed, Solvent, Hydrochloric Acid, Ammonium Sulfate, Batteries, NaOH. Or just buy a few grams of crystal you nigger.
bundy- $500 a kilogram or $8 a gram PM me, if you are under 18 I will hide it in video game cases for you so your parents don't find it
nitrous - Buy a cracker ($30) and a box of nitrous cans ($10) and a pack of balloons and you have have enough to fill every balloon
-set up a fake catering business and buy a tank of nitrous for whipped cream
benzos/stims - fake symptoms of mental disorder, get fucked up and hospitalized for drugs. If you know how to work the system they will give you drugs, cut yourself and say you have panic attacks and anxiety and that mirtazapine makes you stare at yourself in the mirror and jack off looking yourself in the eye while holding a knife to your throat and that on Xanax or Klonopin you can feel happiness but you get panic attacks buying it on the street so you've just been binge drinking lately.
cocaine - $50 and I will hook you up with a source that sends coca leafs 1kg - 100kg disguised a tea leafs you just do a simple A/B solvent extraction to make pure cocaine
OTC LSD - pull up your lawn, there exists an ENDOPHYTE STRONG type of grass seed that is coated with a fungus to aid in pest resistance, it's called Neotyphodium coenophialum infected Kentucky 31 tall fescue grass. Seed this stuff heavily and fertilize with lots of phosphorus. Mow the lawn when it gets as high as your ankle and save all the clippings. Get a 55gallon steel drum and punch some holes in the bottom with a screwdriver, put a few layers of enhancement paper on the bottom and suspend this over a trough. Blend the grass clippings into pulp, get ~100gallons of strong wax eating plant fat dissolving solvent, Xylene is $155 - 10L where I live but it's cheaper if you buy a pallet. Anyone with a business license can buy 10L drums of solvent so it's OTC.
Fill the drum with the ground up grass clippings and solvent, let it drip out and keep running solvent through it until it no longer leaves grease stain on enhancement paper when the solvent dries, test it over time, remember you are THROWING OUT the solvent (recycle it later) and keeping the grass clippings. Once you defat you base using Chloroform and Ammonia.
from "practical LSD manufacture""The extraction solvent is made up by adding one-tenth gallon
strong ammonia (28% NH3OH; 56% NHtOH) to nine-tenths gallon
methanol. After mixing, this is added to nine gallons of chloroform to
give 10 gallons of extraction solvent. The use of methanol is
necessary because without it the ammonia does not mix into the
chloroform. Instead, it would float on top of the chloroform giving an
unhomogenous mixture.
The extraction is done by trickling this extraction solvent into the
top of the bed of crop, allowing it to flow downward through the crop,
and collecting the extract as it flows out the bottom of the pipe. This
extract must be protected from light to prevent its destruction. The
extraction of a 200 pound crop requires about 150 gallons of solvent.
One can monitor the extraction by catching a little bit of the solvent
coming out the bottom of the pipes in a watch glass, and shining a
black light upon it in a darkened room. The lysergic amides in the
crop fluoresce a bluish color. When this color no longer appears in the
extract, the extraction is complete."
this can be done at a gram scale quite easily, or scaled down to fit 10lbs of grass clippings.
Evaporate the Chloroform extract to 1/15th of what it was and add twice the volume of Ether.
extract 4 times with water and tartaric acid, Alkaloids go in the water, shit stays in the Ether. CAUTION: Emulsions!. Have a vibrator hooked up to a veriac and crank it up to max, toss in some Everclear and it should break the emulsion. Toss out the ether keep the water
Freebase to 8 - 8.5 with Ammonia, Toss in some Ether and pure freebase amides will go into ether. Do this 4 times. Evaporate under vacuum for residue of pure LYSERGIC ACID AMIDE. Store in freezer.
