Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-01 at 12:36 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I just kind of clicked through the video and realized it would sound shitty no matter what speed I played it at other than x0.0 speed. No thanks.

   
   Before you give up try this one at x1.5
   
   
2. 2016-03-01 at 12:34 PM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Yeah when we were in 4th grade we'd go to the Stop n Go and buy Watermelon Bubblicious 5-packs and eat them all at once. It was pretty fun and tasty.

   I can't decide between making a homo, pedo or mother joke so I'll end this post right he
3. 2016-03-01 at 12:33 PM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [FONT=Verdana]What have I been doing here?
   And what's the biggest chase?
   How will we be listening when we're slipping out the race?
   Roses pushed inside my palm
   And rusting with the fun
   You've already finished it
   When the notion's just begun
   
   And I don't know what I'm doing here and I
   Can't say why you would be here
   
   And I've seen roses twelve feet tall
   Hearts on their shoulders
   And that's not all
   And I've seen roses six feet all
   Hearts on their shoulders
   And that's not all[/FONT]

   
   
4. 2016-03-01 at 12:28 PM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I used to love Hubba Bubba as a kid and a couple of years I got some apple ones out of nostalgia. Fuck are they disgusting.
5. 2016-03-01 at 12:28 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Change the speed on the video to x1.5
   
   Best punkish thing since daydream nation
6. 2016-03-01 at 12:25 PM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me soft
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you have a picture of Actor?
7. 2016-03-01 at 12:23 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sweet dreams. <3
8. 2016-03-01 at 12:11 PM UTC in Try to make me mad
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You can''t
9. 2016-03-01 at 12:08 PM UTC in Iron John - Real Life Terrorist?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   He's on that 1939bbs forum you sods. He obliviously was something special if your all still in awe and harping on him and remembering the daily jedi watch he provided. But really his greatest accomplishment was being aaccused of plotting a fake headstone to get into the power position of a Scottish guild. He is probably one of the greatest internet trolls ive ever encountered in my 20 plus years of trawling

   You flip flopped in that one post. Stop sucking JJ off you homo. He wasn't that great.
10. 2016-03-01 at 12:02 PM UTC in Bill Krozby cuck cuckold cuckold cuck ccuckcuckcuckckcjccdjnsdjflsj cuckold
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I'm just thinking about how my daughter wasn't born the right way. When she was born, they wiped the goo off of her, thats a protective layer that protects a new born, that was made from my semen. You guys can laugh and call her a cum baby all you want but thats a goo that you're suppoed to gently rub into her body, the way doctors go about things these days is wrong, they abruptly pull a baby out of a womans cunt , wipe the baby down with a harsh towel then give you a bill.

    Can we please talk about this instead of some gay ass music?
11. 2016-03-01 at 11:56 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Since I started on 2/24. Mo adverse effects that I can tell. They key to avoiding Nardil side effects is to dusty off low/. Yje standard info givem. like with many drugs, us crap. 15mg invtrsdrf nuy 15 per weel id trvommrnfrf I dtarted at 7.5mg for s few daysdue too sensitvity.
    
    Aorrry, seems i passsed out twice for an hour. I need to jurry and finish rating and go off to be. Typomvg wih pme eye oprn in the dark.
    
    I feel baf aboyt thhat woman, I wanto be nicer to people/ I hope we,eet agaim/

    Are you drunk or on DMT, haha? Anyway, have a good time, bro.
12. 2016-03-01 at 11:42 AM UTC in Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived my life.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I know how to hustle my way through a concrete jungle.
13. 2016-03-01 at 11:10 AM UTC in SPLOO SINGS GIRL MUSIC AND MAKES IT BETTER
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    while tort isnt at work on his grandpas couch

    Oh shit. Haha.
    
14. 2016-03-01 at 10:47 AM UTC in I cant ejaculate
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're welcome.
15. 2016-03-01 at 10:20 AM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me soft
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Chambawumba is actually a legit band. El Fusilado and Charlie are two of my favorite songs. You can't feel bad while listening to that shit.
16. 2016-03-01 at 10:18 AM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me soft
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    was this supposed to be to the tune of that tubthumping song because that's how I heard it

    Fuck....
17. 2016-03-01 at 10:17 AM UTC in I cant ejaculate
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tell the doc to also check your PMS.
18. 2016-03-01 at 9:03 AM UTC in I killed Mark
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    How edgy. Talking shit about a dead poster who was 10 times the man you will ever be if you could multiply something with 0. That's even below Sploo or Slag standards but whatever get you the attention you so desperately need. Why don't you sail around that ship a few times with the money you never had?
    
    What's your retort; butt hurt, junkie, troll meme? Please, at least if you're going to attempt to hurt my feelings, be original. For once.

    
    
    Lol why are you so mad tho?
19. 2016-03-01 at 8:41 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Since when are you taking the combo and do you have any adverse effects so far?
20. 2016-03-01 at 8:32 AM UTC in I cant ejaculate
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did your mom put you on Adderall?