2016-03-02 at 5:24 AM UTC
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Someone explain this shit
I just type because I lyke 2 type about bullshit. An audience isn't important, your post just reminded how bawws I am. It was mostly about ho control
bots are nice when you get to know them, they just tell you what you need to know
2016-03-02 at 5:06 AM UTC
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Someone explain this shit
i don't want to read your diary, especially when there are consecutive sentences about how to take a battery out of a phone
2016-03-02 at 4:50 AM UTC
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Someone explain this shit
I did cocaine until 9am and took the battery out of my phone. I was with a girl and some guys but did not fuck her, although she said I could. When I put the battery back in it immediately started ringing and my gf and her 4 year old son were on their way to my house. She assumed I was cheating on her, I reassured her I was doing cocaine with male compadres. Then I played super smash brothers with her son, fucked her in the other room (which made a loud clapping noise that her son must be used to by now) and she was kinda nervous about her son catching us again. Then we smoked cigarettes and talked while she stressed about her daughter getting on a different bus to go to her piano teachers house and I laid down naked. Then I gave her $20 for a cab and fell asleep for 7 hours and woke up missing calls from a different girl who's in another city now and wants to bang again and a shady car salesman who's on his way to jail. I once took my girlfriend to a bridge that goes over traintracks and told her to look down then threw her purse off (she had two on her, I picked the one she had before she met me) while she cried uncontrollably. I told her that would be her if she fucks around. I also told her to wait in the lobby of a building (twice) while I went and fucked another girl.
The truth is women just want a relationship to work because that's how they feel they have value. After spending months telling her to kill herself, if you start to acknowledge her decision to continue living might have been a good idea, they'll feel like they achieved something and are doing alright. Plus she's probably bored.
So you can record a drive around through town at night or whatever, then later you can watch the video while you're stoned/tripping and do it the safe/smart/more comfortable way. Also because you'd probably be too scared to go driving when you're stoned anyways.
Its just a representation of high density population votes in certain districts. There are way more registered Democrats than Republicans so you will see like 8000 votes for Hillary and 3000 sanders for 70%/30% but for R its like 3100 votes Trump 1500 Rubio 1275 Cruz and 34%/25%/21%.
In the 60's public college wasn't free but tuition was like $100 and everyone went. Nowadays its like $50,000 for a liberal arts degree
I think sploo astral projected into my consciousness during one of the best dreams I had in years.
Not only was it an epic drug party at my old burned out house but all my favorite people were there. I had a quarter ounce of bud and a bottle of gray goose, there was some dude smoking meth in this weird pink/purple pipe that was smaller than the lighter and he gave me a few point in a baggie.
Then my dad showed up and I had to hide the meTh.
Then sploo walked in through an open window and had a huge grin on his face and dumped a giant baggie of syncans on the table which irritated me throat really bad when I smoked it but I put the bud away because I started blacking out and hallucinating and it was awesome.
Then my best friend marissa showed up and I asked if she still did MDMA and she said yes.
I think sploo picked her up because I didn't see them both after she gave me the molly. Then the weird meth guy smoked a bunch of syncans and started FREAKING OUT and falling down/tripping over tables and it pissed off my dad because he was trying to sleep and had to keep telling us to keep it down but the guy was like WHOOAA WHOAAA IM SOOOO FUCKED UP. I kept thinking damn I want more of that meth because he had quite a bit.
Or at least get as many tries until you pass for free. How gay would that be if you failed?
They charge money to post in topics and forums.
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Iron John is like the Donald trump of the internet YA CANNOT MESS WITH A CANNY SCOT
2016-03-02 at 3:19 AM UTC
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Any plans to fix this site?
And a public bitcoin wallet
2016-03-02 at 3:18 AM UTC
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Someone explain this shit
Add all their friends on Facebook and send them all "Hey cutie wassup" never fails
2016-03-02 at 3:16 AM UTC
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I killed Mark
What a faggot can't even handle opiates