I once had a jeep seat cyst and it smelled like rotting flesh
2016-03-02 at 3:13 AM UTC
in
Try to make me mad
That's nothing. My mom uses to be a hardcore alcoholic and she would come in my room and rip down all my posters and kick my TV over, smash some video games and kick me out while it was snowing. She grabbed my hair once and slammed my face against a moniter when I was sitting on the computer and I ended up slashing her hand with a kitchen knife. Shes in AA now and just smokes weed and goes to church and doesn't drink or else she snaps.
I used to have a PS2, dozen games, GameCube and like 30 games, memory cards, DS, GBA and one time I came home and it was all gone, most of the stuff was acquired throughout my childhood and my dad was too busy smoking crack to notice a dude steal it all. My dad resolved the situation by calling every crack dealer In town and telling them not to sell to this guy who ripped off a 14 year old.
The guys cousin was my dads girlfriend and he convinced her to ignore him and he even recorded them having sex and sent it to him. We didn't know he was in love with his cousin like romanticlly and because he was cut off from drugs and family he hung himself a day later. The cousin (Chrissy) found him in the basement with a purple head and a stretched out neck longer than her arm. I've never heard a woman scream so loud in agony, I smiled and had a good day.
I also lost 2 PCs, a D2 battle chest, xbox360 30 games, all my save files, a 12 month Xbox gold acct with 14000GS and 50/50 dead rising, all my clothes, electronics, school supplies, porn mags. I spent 8 months sleeping on blankets on the floor with no TV or vidya after that and started learning how to make explosives and pointing laser pointers into peoples windows and smashing windows for something to do. also we never had food for like 2 years.
I live with my dad now and sleep on the couch, he chain smokes ciggarete butts which fuck up my allergies and he always watches commercials. If I'm watching CNN he will come out and switch to 2 broke girls and just leave it on the commercials and not turn it back. He also yells at the cats all night for meowing but won't let them outside so I always get woken up at 4am to "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKER" and a cat in heat not shutting up
2016-03-02 at 3:12 AM UTC
in
How beer cuckholds you
Hi Zek, Kill Yourself
HZ;KY
Real niggas start off with BASIC and binary
I got banned from /b/ for posting OC child porn of my 13 year old girlfriend at the time.
He has to disavow the KKK first
Lastnights media meltdown was something truly beautiful. I have never seen such shit slinging in my entire life. EVERYBODY and I do mean literally everyone is losing their shit over the Donald Trump KKK fiasco.
Jake Tapper - possibly the worst interviewer in political history, what a RETARDED person to join in the tirade or making Trump repeat himself over and over and over. Do you disavow? Are you sure? Do you condemn these groups?.
He completely fucked up the wording of the question and tried to bait Trump into a gotcha! question. I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT DAVID DUKE AND THE KKK.
I disavow I disavow I disavow I disavow
LOOK AT HIM STUMBLE OH MY GAWDDDDDDDDDD HES A KKK CLANSMAN
Don Lemmon- look at this nigger, just look at him. He was holding back for all about 2 minutes last night until someone brought up the ear piece and then Don went off
"Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake COME ON *shakes his head* Ive been doing this for 13 years and when someone CLEARLY says the Ku Klux Klan you should immediately hear that and condemn them on the spot and not blame it on the earpiece"
And when the talking head responds Don sarcasticly replies
"What was that? Sorry I'm having trouble with my earpiece"
FUCKING CLASSIC.
Brooke Baldwin- best reporter on CNN, someone starts bitching about the earpiece and she replies "I'm not getting into this whole thing about the earpiece" good on her, I always liked brooke the most, she's the hottest.
But wait there's more.
I can't recall the name of THAT BLACK PREACHER FROM ALABAMA I think it was. Versus another nigger woman and she kept saying TRUMP HATES WOMEN AND HES GONNA RUIN THE ELECTION AND HES A CONMAN AND A KKK SUPPORTER
And the black preacher is like HE DISAVOWED HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DISAVOW
and she's like TILL THE END OF ETERNITY APPARENTLY.
My God. What a sad state of affairs when the guy clearly condemned, disavowed and said he knows nothing about white supremasists and LITERALLY EVERYONE is saying the exact opposite and harping on the dumbest shit ever.
I can't even sleep because all this ass pain is just too juicy to take my eyes off. Its fucking ANARCHY. Global anarchy and every day it gets better and better.
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2016-03-02 at 1:47 AM UTC
in
Try to make me mad
You're already well beyond mad.
Pics of cake or it didn't happen
and mail me some laced in a letter
2016-03-02 at 12:11 AM UTC
in
Someone explain this shit
[FONT=helvetica]Your vagina moistens and lubricates as you read me telling you what a worthless piece of trash you are[/FONT]
2016-03-02 at 12:07 AM UTC
in
Someone explain this shit
Answer: being an beta Male
2016-03-02 at 12:05 AM UTC
in
Someone explain this shit
[FONT=helvetica]"Where do you find these girls that continue to talk to you after you've already made several threats to their person and told them to kill themselves?"[/FONT]
