Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-01 at 7:38 PM UTC in Test to see if I can make a new topic
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   http://njwzqbbwt5wpenog.onion/
2. 2016-03-01 at 7:35 PM UTC in I cant ejaculate
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   You probably need to start watching more extreme porn, these days I can only get off to ISIS beheadings
3. 2016-03-01 at 7:35 PM UTC in I read my own writing over and over
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   narcissism
4. 2016-03-01 at 7:33 PM UTC in I read my own writing over and over
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   OP is a faggot.
   
   I read this post 5 times to make sure it has no errors.
5. 2016-03-01 at 7:32 PM UTC in computer programming/people are faggots
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   triangles t01 k\/lt
6. 2016-03-01 at 7:31 PM UTC in computer programming/people are faggots
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   Most people consider programming ability to be some kind of cult status symbol, so you have a lot of posers talking about how 1337 they are with nothing of substance to back it up. Compsci undergrad courses are full of them.
   
7. 2016-03-01 at 7:01 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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   All the vocalists have a lazy eye, from what I can see.
8. 2016-03-01 at 6:59 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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   Descendents is Aspergers Syndrome, Vandals is PDD-NOS and would shoot up your school.
9. 2016-03-01 at 6:58 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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   Pangea is the jock but he draws once in a while, and would probably rape you. Tripping off his sexual confusion and bisexuality, like unstable matter.
   
   
   
   The singer looks like MmQ
   
   
10. 2016-03-01 at 6:56 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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    And you can't forget psycho bitch
    
    
    
    Psycho bitch goes to the school as a psychology major because she's trying to figure out what's wrong with her, doesn't talk to anybody, nobody talks to her because she looks like she pinches her cat, and writes poetry about being a dictator in her hello kitty journal. She = watching Adult Swim at 2A.M. high on PTSD and her own thoughts from watching too much sadistic pornography.
11. 2016-03-01 at 6:51 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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    I like to compare people to drugs combined with situations:
    
    Cloud Nothings is drinking blue ribbon in your one room apartment crying about an ex girlfriend and masturbating with the tears
    Beach Fossils is a being on cough syrup and zoning out emotionlessly staring at a bunch of birds in your backyard
    Peach Kelli Pop is watching Sailor Moon after stealing 3 of mom's codienes
    Wavves is longboarding on ritalin and drawing swastikas on McDonald's bathroom stalls with sharpie
12. 2016-03-01 at 6:43 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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    I am Wavves who are you?
13. 2016-03-01 at 6:37 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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    The difference between Beach Fossils and Cloud Nothings is B.F. is the guy who went into his philosophy course because he think it's interesting because THC, and C.N. is the guy who is basically a frat boy but thinks he's toofratforfrat so is "deep and brooding", and thought "deep and brooding" was what a philosophy course implied. Peach Kelli Pop is like I'M IN YOUR SCHOOL TOO GUYS MAYBE I'M GETTING A DEGREE IN SOCIOLOGY BUT I'LL LAUGH AND BE CUTE WHEN YOU SAY COOL THINGS. She'd probably fall more for C.N. because of the shallowness of it's deepness. Omfg antonym sentence. Wavves is the guy who dropped out of highschool and plays basketball by himself, gets laid once every 3 months but doesn''t give enough of a fuck to be anything except happy.
    
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14. 2016-03-01 at 6:33 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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    But they have 3 albums before Attack on Memory which might be more like Wavves and less like sophomorecollegephilosophymajorcore
15. 2016-03-01 at 6:30 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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    And they have a song called "Cut You"
16. 2016-03-01 at 6:13 PM UTC in This album goes hard as fuck when you do this
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    Beach Fossils isn't bad but Daydream Nation put me to sleep. Here and Nowhere Else is my preferred source of pseudo-punk tho.

    
    I liked Cloud Nothings for a few weeks but the singer comes off as a melodramatic emo hipster faggot, just generally.
17. 2016-03-01 at 5:36 PM UTC in soph
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    [FONT=arial][SIZE=14px]runescape.wikia.com/wiki/[/SIZE][/FONT]Sophanem
18. 2016-03-01 at 5:28 PM UTC in computer programming/people are faggots
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    something something silicon valley
19. 2016-03-01 at 5:08 PM UTC in I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me soft
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    I would kill OP
20. 2016-03-01 at 4:58 PM UTC in computer programming/people are faggots
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    >people in STEM fields
    
    I'm in a nug field bitch