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2017-07-28 at 7:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Crouton is nice, but I notice lately it doesn't do the trick like it used to. I personally think the quality of krataom has gone down because I have even taken breaks for tolerance for a couple weeks and this crap is still crap. (try telling that to anyone at /r/Crouton and you'll get your head bit off … EDIT: I deleted rant about cucks over at /r/Crouton because it's off topic.
I used to take Adrafinil a lot, I really liked it. I used take T-PAIN daily when I thought Crouton was going to be banned (sometime Septemberish last year). I liked T-PAIN but if I can get good Crouton I'd rather have that.
Can't you just drink? I mean, at least back in my day of dealings Parole Officers, there wasn't a sure fire way to test for alcohol so you could just get a few beers or what not, get a nice buzz going.
I guess a more important question is are you trying to use drugs while still being able to pass a drug test because
1) you still just want to get high, doesn't really matter on what as long as you'll still pass or
2) or because you need some type of substance to help with quitting cold turkey your drug of choice?
well, a little bit of both. i love stimulants; in addition to just plain enjoying the high, the pharmadynamics of most of them (specifically amphetamines) makes me a more efficient and effective individual. non methylated amphetamine (adderall, vyvanse) in particular does an absolutely stellar job of compensating for the psychological problems resulting from damage to my parietal lobe. its no secret that ive become pretty attached to meth over the last 2 months but obviously im going to have to quit if i want to pass a drug test (and keep my job/future intact). i can quit it cold turkey just fine and have done so already but resumed use as to not waste drug "free time" before the imminent testing begins, so no, not for use as a tool to quit. i just want to spend my money on drugs that make me sonic the hedgehog crossed with rain man, ya dig -
2017-07-28 at 6:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSok lads besides hallucinogens what drugs can i do while being subject to random pee tests? i dont know if the tests are 5 or 10 panel, but their drug testing policy "meets federal standards", which leads me to believe its the standard 5 panel that probation officers administer
most of the ok-tier rcs cause false positives for the substances they look for -
2017-07-28 at 6:04 AM UTC in the last warrior to take out all of islam and destroy all muslims and defeat mohammed. our last hope
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2017-07-28 at 6:02 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youis really good at getting banned for taboo
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2017-07-28 at 6 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSmy dad noticed that im barely eating anything and started asking questions when i got home from work today. looks like its time to start taking measured amounts of food and either trashing them or giving them to homeless people so he doesnt wise up to the fact im actually not eating because im high on meth :^)))
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2017-07-28 at 5:55 AM UTC in Fucking the lady's forth hole
Originally posted by infinityshock stfu virgin. just because you were the most recent one on this site to be born…just a few short months ago…doesn't mean you know anything about vaginas. for one thing the urethra isn't in the vaginal cavity. the female urethra is half to 1/3 the length of a males.
and. stop ruining the fun you fucking fucktard. I could have dragged that retard on for dozens of posts and he wouldn't he caught on.
i didnt mean it was far inside the vaginal cavity, i meant its past the labia so therefore "inside". regarding the urethra, i didnt mean the length of it, just the width/diameter of it. that was miscommunication on my part. not having a triple digit bodycount doesnt mean that i dont know basic human anatomy either... ive watched enough porn to know what a pussy looks like and where the various parts of it are in addition to actually paying attention in my freshman biology class and then in ap bio this year. -
2017-07-27 at 8:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah just do what Falco said and you should be good to go M8. Glad to be of assistance. Anytime bud.
your aid in the resolution of my technical query will not be forgotten. to show my gratitude, i present you with a "thank", a universally accredited unit of currency among the denizens of this melanin-enriched community -
2017-07-27 at 8:12 PM UTC in the last warrior to take out all of islam and destroy all muslims and defeat mohammed. our last hope
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2017-07-27 at 8:05 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by benny vader he has that typical low IQ, mean, big bully look.
ive been told that countless times. people ask me if/why im mad or sad or whatever else all the time, and in reality im indifferent. when in elementary school i was a bit of a bully but when youre a school thats almost entirely hispanic or black and other kids pick on you just because youre white its hard to keep from becoming overly aggressive and mean spirited as a defense mechanism. that only lasted as long as the time we lived in that area though, and generally speaking i avoid conflict with others unless im bullshitting with friends, which isnt one sided.
i get the impression from strangers im a little intimidating or that im unapproachable due to both my size and resting bitch face, but thats totally unintentional and sometimes i end up doing stupid shit just to not appear as abrasive.
not to say im a bitch but when you are bigger than most people, they assume youre a formidable opponent and try to avoid getting on your bad side. i dont think im some big fuckoff club bouncer videogame boss looking dude, but what i mentioned above happens alot -
2017-07-27 at 7:46 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-07-27 at 7:39 PM UTC in I always check my skanks when I get oni do too, but i dont have much culinary experience. dont have very many opportunities to cook since my dad prepares food for the entire week and making my own shit would mess up that planning. im not bothered by it since ill have all the time to work on my kitchen game once im out on my own
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2017-07-27 at 7:29 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-07-27 at 7:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-27 at 7:26 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by RisiR † You look tall. Why don't you do sports?
i am pretty tall; im 6'3". i played sports when i was a kid, but now that im out of school i dont really have the opportunity to do it anymore unless i join some shitty independent league, which isnt gonna happen. its been too long since i actively played that the skill gap between myself and the guys who've been at it for years without stopping that id get dumpstered hard until i get back into shape and recover my gamesense. i only played a year of football and a year of soccer, but i played several years of baseball, which is the only thing i like enough to want to play again, and in all honesty i miss it alot. i dont miss it enough to enroll in a league, but i would definitely enjoy a casual game with some buddies every now and then. havent ever enjoyed watching sports unless it was spectating the teams i was on during downtime in games either, so the only way i could really scratch that itch is just by being back on the diamond and blasting ass like old times -
2017-07-27 at 6:55 PM UTC in Fucking the lady's forth hole
Originally posted by Narc you dumb noob. girls urethra ain't like our dicks, its made to stretch to allow them to give birth, you mug.
there's so much facepalm going on here, get it out of my fred will you.
my man, please tell me youre just pretending to be retarded. the female urethra is inside the vaginal cavity, but it isnt where conception happens. all the female reproductive organs are located past the cervix (which is pretty much the end of the love tunnel) and are completely separate from the urethra, ureters, and bladder. their urethra is more or less the same size as men's, so unless they do urethral sounding theres no way your pecker could fit inside assuming your dick is the size of a pencil lead -
2017-07-27 at 6:42 PM UTC in the last warrior to take out all of islam and destroy all muslims and defeat mohammed. our last hopedeath to islam
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2017-07-27 at 6:34 PM UTC in I always check my skanks when I get onsomething people really take for granted is having meals made for them. making a simple meal doesnt take long by any means but cooking for yourself is definitely a hassle (assuming you dont enjoy cooking). the last thing i would want to do after finishing a day's work would be to come home and have to do more work just to eat dinner and unwind...
my dad usually just preps meals for the whole week in one go so all the suffering is condensed into one chunk of time. its easier to just cook a whole pack of steaks and steam a pile of vegetables so all making dinner during the week consists of is putting it on a plate and microwaving it. its definitely going to be how i go about making dinners when i start living alone -
2017-07-27 at 6:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Because you keep linking albums rather then direct links
the link they provide is always an album (at least on mobile) so you have to get the actual image url for the pic in question. didnt figure that out until a few minutes ago but i know how to do it properly now, so its all good -
2017-07-27 at 6:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-27 at 6:07 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!