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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Take the ferry to Rotterdam fam, i'll do ur nan in init?

    how about you just do his nan and not do her in

    n-no homo
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    tbh i want to join the army and get a dunecoon bullet in the dome so i dont have to live

    all i do is drugs and not my homework

    part of me wants to be a real niqqa and smoncc hella weed and the other part wants to be white

    H E L P
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter How… DARE you just take my phone and add yourself to my facebook without asking, you fucking piece of shit?

    Then you have the audacity to message me later asking if you wanna fuck?

    You think that turns me on, fucko? I can tell you're not beta at all, you're a beta pretending to be beta.

    You're not even fucking hot, you fucking twink. I want a real man.

    I'm a bear looking for a bear. Faggot.

    You're a literal faggot. LOL.

    homo
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie XMPP is a protocol.

    what does that mean
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I am having a hard time seeing the problem here.

    if i give her the yung dicc ill go to jail
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump buy a fucking meth

    how much meth is one meth
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    What the heck is xmpp
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Sucks, where I live they have loads of boxes out in those cheap type of shops. Nobody really makes meth here so they haven't done anything about it. Can't steal bundy tho here. Win some, lose some


    need the pseudo for meth and the bundy for HWE, FML
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling base speed paste retails @ liek 5 bux a g get a life

    oi m8 them sum phat rims on ur nova blingbling
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject You can also steal most things

    i swiped some bundy from a dollar tree yesterday... fuck my life

    they dont have any stuff containing pseudoephedrine
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump well thats dumb.

    indeed
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling nub fuk off my nan wud rag u abowt r u dizy in the head

    no m8 ur dizyy all u do is sit on ur cob n smoke backy u fkn chav innit
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    theres a qt indian girl who lives next to me in the apartment complex, i want to get the sugg and fugg from her but shes like 13 tbhfam
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Certainly, cerakote onii-fam (n_n")

    ex dee
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    spitzen spatzen hitzen hatzen god save the fuhrer
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    also, sorry mods. didn't know this subject matter wasn't for this subforum, feel free to move/close this thread
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    I like drinking. Alot. Except I'm underage.

    I used to work at a gas station. Because I worked at a gas station and also like drinking, I'd do really fun and safe things like stealing 40s of Mickeys, 1.5l bottles of wine, 6packs of Steel Reserve, assorted beers, etc. I'd slam 4lokos while I was in the cooler, restocking things. I'd "accidentally" burst a can of beer and drink the rest of the fucker.

    I got fired a few weeks ago because I stole a pack of cigarettes. Good thing it was an under the table job because I wouldn't be able to get another with "yeah i steal shit please hire me"
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby me too with a cup of tomatoe soup. mmmmmm mmmm goood =)

    hecc yes my man

    Originally posted by Sophie Comfyposting sounds cute to me for some reason.


    Also guys, GUYS! So remember how the plan was to get drugs and pass out? Well i passed out before that cuz tired, and now it's almost time to get droogz. Yay.

    comfyposting is cute especially when both your cats are curled up into a ball next to you tbh fam
    also congratulations on acquiring the smoncc
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling u think ur 10 man thn come 2 southey roundabowt now

    wen ur nan tak the piss oi fukoffm8 shank ur dad innit
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Post the inactives.

    inactive ingredients arent listed on the bottle
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