The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-07-28 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #5101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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2. 2017-07-28 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #5102
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by aldra package arrived today, weekend won't be so unpleasant
   
   
   wtf is pregablin though

   
   pregabs are fucking lovely, you won't be disappointed. try 300ml to start with.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-07-28 at 6 AM UTC

   #5103
   cerakote African Astronaut
   my dad noticed that im barely eating anything and started asking questions when i got home from work today. looks like its time to start taking measured amounts of food and either trashing them or giving them to homeless people so he doesnt wise up to the fact im actually not eating because im high on meth :^)))
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4. 2017-07-28 at 6:04 AM UTC

   #5104
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by NARCassist pregabs are fucking lovely, you won't be disappointed. try 300ml to start with.

   
   Pretty interesting. I took 300mg a few hours ago, didn't notice much so I took another 300 recently...
   
   
   It feels kind of like a benzo but with a clearer head - my motor control is kind of wonky but I'm still able to work ok
5. 2017-07-28 at 6:19 AM UTC

   #5105
   cerakote African Astronaut
   ok lads besides hallucinogens what drugs can i do while being subject to random pee tests? i dont know if the tests are 5 or 10 panel, but their drug testing policy "meets federal standards", which leads me to believe its the standard 5 panel that probation officers administer
   
   most of the ok-tier rcs cause false positives for the substances they look for
6. 2017-07-28 at 6:21 AM UTC

   #5106
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   if you're into stims, look into modafinil, armodafinil and the derivatives - I'm pretty sure they don't show up on standard 8-panel tests. they're not as strong or euphoric as amphetamines but they're an option if you want to stay 'clean'
   
   
   the pregabilin is really kicking in now, eating it for the first time at work may not have been the best choice
7. 2017-07-28 at 6:27 AM UTC

   #5107
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by aldra the pregabilin is really kicking in now, eating it for the first time at work may not have been the best choice

   
   ahahaha when I get home I'm going to eat a fistful of these and play Elite Dangerous in VR, will probably spew trying to land my ship though
8. 2017-07-28 at 7:15 AM UTC

   #5108
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ok this is getting weird now
   
   I'm constantly spacing out and having super-vivid daydreams for a few seconds
9. 2017-07-28 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #5109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My fucking gummies still haven't arrived boyz. Captain Sadcon :(
10. 2017-07-28 at 7:20 AM UTC

    #5110
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    looking at the monitor, the whitespace has a bit of a texture and keeps shifting like water
    
    I can't stop looking at the captain's avatar either
11. 2017-07-28 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #5111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCHOOTS
12. 2017-07-28 at 7:29 AM UTC

    #5112
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by cerakote ok lads besides hallucinogens what drugs can i do while being subject to random pee tests?

    
    Crouton is nice, but I notice lately it doesn't do the trick like it used to. I personally think the quality of krataom has gone down because I have even taken breaks for tolerance for a couple weeks and this crap is still crap. (try telling that to anyone at /r/Crouton and you'll get your head bit off ... EDIT: I deleted rant about cucks over at /r/Crouton because it's off topic.
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra if you're into stims, look into modafinil, armodafinil and the derivatives -'

    
    
    I used to take Adrafinil a lot, I really liked it. I used take T-PAIN daily when I thought Crouton was going to be banned (sometime Septemberish last year). I liked T-PAIN but if I can get good Crouton I'd rather have that.
    
    Can't you just drink? I mean, at least back in my day of dealings Parole Officers, there wasn't a sure fire way to test for alcohol so you could just get a few beers or what not, get a nice buzz going.
    
    I guess a more important question is are you trying to use drugs while still being able to pass a drug test because
    
    1) you still just want to get high, doesn't really matter on what as long as you'll still pass or
    
    2) or because you need some type of substance to help with quitting cold turkey your drug of choice?
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13. 2017-07-28 at 7:32 AM UTC

    #5113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCHOOTS

    
    
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14. 2017-07-28 at 7:32 AM UTC

    #5114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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15. 2017-07-28 at 7:33 AM UTC

    #5115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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16. 2017-07-28 at 7:33 AM UTC

    #5116
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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17. 2017-07-28 at 7:36 AM UTC

    #5117
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    @KK and cera:
    
    be careful with T-PAIN. I've seen horror stories relating to addiction; it doesn't take long to form a tolerance and/or habit... I've never really had an issue myself, but I only ever had a few grams at a time.
18. 2017-07-28 at 7:36 AM UTC

    #5118
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon My fucking gummies still haven't arrived boyz. Captain Sadcon :(

    
    Isn't it after 3am where you are?
    
    
    3am posting porn gifs on NIS
    
    
    You just might be a tweaker.
19. 2017-07-28 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #5119
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon -
    

    
    so smooth
20. 2017-07-28 at 7:45 AM UTC

    #5120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Isn't it after 3am where you are?
    
    
    3am posting porn gifs on NIS
    
    
    You just might be a tweaker.

    
    I drank too much caffeine too late today, sadly. Wish I had my weed gummies so I could go to sleep.