THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

2017-07-27 at 6:16 PM UTC

#1481

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by cerakote gf? buddy boy if that was the case id be a dominatrix. shouldve known youre a little twink fuckboy even at your age. i can see it now: an old, haggard, auschwitz survivor looking motherfucker wearing a pink wig, lace lingerie, and a chastity cage toting a wheely oxygen tank around.

do whoever pays your hospice fee a favor and place yourself at the short end of a long rope

its a deal. you dress up in a pretty dominatrix outfit...and we can revisit those times your grampa and his friends at the old folks home did all those wonderful things to your then-tight asshole. im going to wheel that oxygen tank around up your asshole while im doing the macarena all up in there.

2017-07-27 at 6:17 PM UTC

#1482

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by cerakote probably just the lighting because people tell me otherwise

you cant believe what men tell you while theyre ramming their dicks into your asshole. theyre just trying to keep your self esteem from nose diving.

2017-07-27 at 6:52 PM UTC

#1483

RisiR † 29 Autism

You look tall. Why don't you do sports?

2017-07-27 at 7:08 PM UTC

#1484

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR † You look tall. Why don't you do sports?

he's 500 pounds overweight and not even old enough to be out of a booster seat.

2017-07-27 at 7:26 PM UTC

#1485

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by RisiR † You look tall. Why don't you do sports?

i am pretty tall; im 6'3". i played sports when i was a kid, but now that im out of school i dont really have the opportunity to do it anymore unless i join some shitty independent league, which isnt gonna happen. its been too long since i actively played that the skill gap between myself and the guys who've been at it for years without stopping that id get dumpstered hard until i get back into shape and recover my gamesense. i only played a year of football and a year of soccer, but i played several years of baseball, which is the only thing i like enough to want to play again, and in all honesty i miss it alot. i dont miss it enough to enroll in a league, but i would definitely enjoy a casual game with some buddies every now and then. havent ever enjoyed watching sports unless it was spectating the teams i was on during downtime in games either, so the only way i could really scratch that itch is just by being back on the diamond and blasting ass like old times

2017-07-27 at 7:27 PM UTC

#1486

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by cerakote

baccy boys

Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-07-27T18:06:08.354487+00:00

Are you proud?

I don't get it.

2017-07-27 at 7:29 PM UTC

#1487

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by mashlehash Are you proud?

I don't get it.

no, i put that incase people started shitposting because i had my lip packed

2017-07-27 at 7:31 PM UTC

#1488

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Hey look at him in that pic he has his lip packed with something. I wonder what it is.

2017-07-27 at 7:33 PM UTC

#1489

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Hey look at him in that pic he has his lip packed with something. I wonder what it is.

the same thing he had his fudge packed with.

2017-07-27 at 7:34 PM UTC

#1490

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by cerakote no, i put that incase people started shitposting because i had my lip packed

post nude selfies, hotlips...

2017-07-27 at 7:37 PM UTC

#1491

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by infinityshock the same thing he had his fudge packed with.

Ha has his lip packed with a fudge packer??????

2017-07-27 at 7:38 PM UTC

#1492

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by mashlehash Are you proud?

I don't get it.

he has that typical low IQ, mean, big bully look.

2017-07-27 at 7:41 PM UTC

#1493

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ Ha has his lip packed with a fudge packer??????

do the be coy...you know exactly what I'm saying. don't pretend like you're not as big of a cock huffing faggot as he is.

2017-07-27 at 7:44 PM UTC

#1494

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

EAT PUSSY

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2017-07-27 at 7:44 PM UTC

#1495

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader he has that typical low IQ, mean, big bully look.

I'm not seeing that.

I'm seeing some pretty lips and lots of cushion on those baby-fat ass cheeks for injury-preventing padding from deep thrusting.

those skinny girls leave my front hip and pelvis bones black and blue from ramming it into their padding-less orifices so hard.

2017-07-27 at 7:46 PM UTC

#1496

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ Hey look at him in that pic he has his lip packed with something. I wonder what it is.

uh, its uh... oh, its napkins! thats it, yeah, i have a wad of napkins in my lip... hehe really threw you for a loop didnt i

2017-07-27 at 7:50 PM UTC

#1497

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by cerakote uh, its uh… oh, its napkins! thats it, yeah, i have a wad of napkins in my lip… hehe really threw you for a loop didnt i

just swallow for chrissakes...you don't need to be a showoff. no one likes spitters.

2017-07-27 at 7:53 PM UTC

#1498

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by infinityshock just swallow for chrissakes…you don't need to be a showoff. no one likes spitters.

Mmmm Rootbeer.

2017-07-27 at 7:57 PM UTC

#1499

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash Mmmm Rootbeer.

I have some inside the meat flavored sausage right here. just suck on it real hard...and it'll come out. as much as you want to swallow...and more...

2017-07-27 at 8:05 PM UTC

#1500

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by benny vader he has that typical low IQ, mean, big bully look.

ive been told that countless times. people ask me if/why im mad or sad or whatever else all the time, and in reality im indifferent. when in elementary school i was a bit of a bully but when youre a school thats almost entirely hispanic or black and other kids pick on you just because youre white its hard to keep from becoming overly aggressive and mean spirited as a defense mechanism. that only lasted as long as the time we lived in that area though, and generally speaking i avoid conflict with others unless im bullshitting with friends, which isnt one sided.

i get the impression from strangers im a little intimidating or that im unapproachable due to both my size and resting bitch face, but thats totally unintentional and sometimes i end up doing stupid shit just to not appear as abrasive.

not to say im a bitch but when you are bigger than most people, they assume youre a formidable opponent and try to avoid getting on your bad side. i dont think im some big fuckoff club bouncer videogame boss looking dude, but what i mentioned above happens alot

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