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2017-08-15 at 9:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSfuck i just nutted so hard my balls ache
i mean like not the pleb tier ache from busting a fat ass nut, i mean it feels like i just got kicked in the nuts full force by an nfl punter. my stomach hurts fuck
damn that was a good ass nut it made my toes curl -
2017-08-15 at 3:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSpistol on me, marinara with rigatoni
i eat like tony soprano, dont front, you niggas know me
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2017-08-12 at 5:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS>when your dick hurts because you aggressively jerked off for 6 hours
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2017-08-12 at 5:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSwhat do you call a soft drink only sold in israel?
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2017-08-12 at 5:18 AM UTC in Recommend me a good documentary.manhunter: unabomber
not exactly a documentary but its still non fiction (mostly, gotta add le epic hollywood shit for watchabiliy). its really fuckin good so far and im only 3 episodes in. having read "industrial society and it's future", it also makes an especially engaging show for me. even if its just acting and the characters may not be 100% accurate depictions of the people involved, it gives the story life and adds depth so you not only see it through the eyes of the investigators, but also from the perspective of the unabomber himself and even from his victims and their families. the bombing scenes they start each episode with (at least this far in, not sure about later on) are fucking brutal... ep3's in particular. -
2017-08-12 at 4:59 AM UTC in Why is it all school shooters are whyte? and all blacks just do is sip malt liquor and not pay child support?
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2017-08-12 at 4:57 AM UTC in Why is it all school shooters are whyte? and all blacks just do is sip malt liquor and not pay child support?itt: white hate turns meta
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2017-08-12 at 3:29 AM UTC in Optimal time of day for cognitive workalot of it has to do with looking at screens. exposure to light suppresses production of melatonin
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2017-08-12 at 3:26 AM UTC in I'm backdude you can save money by just eating energizer batteries
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2017-08-12 at 3:24 AM UTC in Sometimes I wear nazi underwear>hurr durr x thing was made for the nazis because it was produced in ww2 era germany
yep volkswagen is a nazi car too -
2017-08-12 at 3:22 AM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
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2017-08-12 at 2:22 AM UTC in Can't stop eating like shiti feel you lopht. the only reason im losing weight is meth; the small amounts of food/drink i consume are absolute dogshit... been drinking an obscene amount of mountain dew and energy drinks as well as making shit eating choices. one solid way to cut back on calories is to stop drinking anything but water or black coffee (use coconut sugar for less calories) and not eating snacks that arent raw fruit/veggies.
one healthy snack i really like is celery with sriracha. the sriracha is really low on calories, unlike buttermilk ranch, and still adds flavor. cant go wrong a couple packets/cans of tuna either; great source of protein and extremely low-calorie. 7.5oz of tuna is what, 300 cals or so? throw some of that yung sriracha and cashews up in that shit for maximum sause -
2017-08-12 at 2:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSwhy doesnt it surprise me that hydro is now badmouthing poc just like she did §m£ÂgØL? she even trashes on him in the same ways. really makes you think huh...
hydro did you ever think that the offending party in your bad relationships isnt the other person -
2017-08-12 at 2:07 AM UTC in Why is it all school shooters are whyte? and all blacks just do is sip malt liquor and not pay child support?because white single moms
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2017-08-11 at 6:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-11 at 6:19 AM UTC in i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.
Originally posted by NARCassist no its definitely the drugs. 3 times now this has happened, and only after using this same batch of heroin. then 6 or 8 hours later and everything is back to normal. its like not its total floppy either, i am getting to semi hard, it just won't go to maximum capacity for some reason.
so has anybody experienced this on fentanyl? i've never knowingly had it myself. i can't see crystal meth being cut into heroin, besides the one time i had crystal meth i was the opposite and spent the whole night on one long wank marathon, lol. so i don't think tek affects me like that.
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no, i go for hours every night im cranked up but last night was fucked for some reason. maybe fatigue as i had a ass buster type of day at work, or maybe just being too tweaked -
2017-08-11 at 5:31 AM UTC in Disciplining your furr babby
Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes my cat does the exact same thing with the toilet shit. and the hiding around the corner trying to pounce. my cat for about a month straight when I would be listening to podcast on my lappy in the dark trying to sleep new how to touch the mouse pad to turn on the screen thus waking me up. It got wicked annoying.
what kind of cat do you have? mines a blue tabby, yours sounds like a blue tabby as well.
razz is a brown tabby, and ember is a red point siamese -
2017-08-11 at 5:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-11 at 5:19 AM UTC in i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.
Originally posted by NARCassist got some gear earlier and had a smoke then settled back and went to jerk off. it totally wouldn't get up no matter what. was trying for well over an hour. the same thing happened last week when i had a bag of gear too. yet the next morning i was totally back to normal. i dunno what the fuck is cut into this shit, but a lesser man than me could easily develop a psychological and end up with a permanent mr floppy just through paranoia. that is some pretty fucked up shit, i reckon the only thing that would make me suicide is having a dick and not being able to use it haha.
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i had this today as well. was trying to meth fap and after about 15 minutes of a particularly boring set of clips i realized i was just yanking my limp dick. probably just from excessive masturbation -
2017-08-10 at 5 AM UTC in Disciplining your furr babbyBill Krozby, mmq, or whoever else, do your cats do retarded shit to get your attention? mine sure do...
when im trying to take a shit, razz will climb into my pants all bunched up around my ankles and either attempt to crawl out through the leg or just plain plop down like shes getting ready for a nap. other times while im in the hallway doing laundry she crawls in between the shirts hanging on the nearby door handle and the door itself and "hide" and when you walk by she swipes at your leg/foot playfully. ember on the other hand is a bit too autistic to do something that complicated. her thing is walking in your direct line of sight, making weird chirpy meows, and then flopping over to expose her tummy to you. siamese cats are supposed to be among the most intelligent of cat breeds but either she's an exception or is so woke that my feeble human brain cant think on her wavelength
