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2017-07-29 at 6:18 AM UTC in Tranny Fags: GTFOfriend in the navy told me about this a couple of days ago and i almost popped a boner out of pure joy
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2017-07-29 at 6:17 AM UTC in i'm totally head over heels in love right nowsee how you like her after rubbing one out. might just be a case of your weiner making the decisions for you
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2017-07-29 at 6:13 AM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.3x eggs, softboiled with salt and pepper
2x white toast, buttered well
3x strips beef bacon
hash browns, cooked well with salt and pepper
ripe peach, nice and cold
barely ripened banana, fresh out of the fridge just like the peach
i like to wake up with a cup or two of coffee (cup being a 20oz yeti) and eat a late but hearty breakfast. sets me up nicely for a big ol pinch of grizzly and comfy shitposting time -
2017-07-29 at 6:02 AM UTC in I wonder how many random stuff is floating out in the oceans.
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2017-07-29 at 6:01 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
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2017-07-29 at 6 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSafter a little bit of googling, it seems "dudn't" isnt a personal speech error like i thought and it is in fact a southern (texan, usually) thing.
i guess i do have that southern american accent; back in the day my videogame buddies online said that i do but i never realized it -
2017-07-29 at 5:43 AM UTC in How much money would it take for you to...
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2017-07-29 at 5:06 AM UTC in I wonder how many random stuff is floating out in the oceans.
Originally posted by mmQ That would sure stink if you were transporting uninsured fine jediels and ancient relics all in one container for some reason placed at the stern of the boat and you dropped them while sailing over the Mariana Trench.
tell that to the spanish when their treasure ships got fucked on by english privateers... each one that got sunk was basically like dropping a hundred million dollars down the sink -
2017-07-29 at 5:01 AM UTC in I'm gonna pay someone to draw me a picturejust ask scron to make it for you haha
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2017-07-29 at 5 AM UTC in How much money would it take for you to...i wouldnt do it. the internet alone is invaluable as both an asset and a source of recreation. same for texting; when i was hitting puberty and generally getting into the formative years for socialization, i got a phone and its a core method of communication for me as well as pretty much all MOON PERSONs. my generation grew up using technology as a way to interact with each other, so im pretty confident that most people my age feel the same way. its too central and too deeply ingrained to just get rid of at this point and i would lose my mind without it
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2017-07-29 at 4:41 AM UTC in autistic people were born with spider eggs in their brain
Originally posted by Helladamnleet Have you considered the fact that it was a term meaning simply a child who didn't behave until about 20 years ago?
ah yes, 1997...
truly the golden age of mankind. not only was neuroscience more advanced back then, but we also had dial-up internet. the past was honestly objectively better and science has only regressed since then. -
2017-07-29 at 4:25 AM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.
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2017-07-29 at 4:20 AM UTC in clenching sphincter
Originally posted by aldra were the cops tickling your asshole with a feather in your dream?
>daddy issue buttholes
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2017-07-29 at 2:18 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youisnt a muslim
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2017-07-29 at 2:16 AM UTC in S-200 launch reported just now near the Golanfuck it nobody likes dunecoons israel is basically sand america anyway. go kikes go!! glass some muslims!!
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2017-07-29 at 2:11 AM UTC in clenching sphincter
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2017-07-28 at 6:35 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youhe lives in texas
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2017-07-28 at 6:34 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wishno lmao but the union does
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2017-07-28 at 6:25 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wishi wish i didnt get drug tested at work
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2017-07-28 at 8:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSmuh 151 iq