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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    friend in the navy told me about this a couple of days ago and i almost popped a boner out of pure joy

    faggots arent people
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    see how you like her after rubbing one out. might just be a case of your weiner making the decisions for you
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    3x eggs, softboiled with salt and pepper
    2x white toast, buttered well
    3x strips beef bacon
    hash browns, cooked well with salt and pepper
    ripe peach, nice and cold
    barely ripened banana, fresh out of the fridge just like the peach

    i like to wake up with a cup or two of coffee (cup being a 20oz yeti) and eat a late but hearty breakfast. sets me up nicely for a big ol pinch of grizzly and comfy shitposting time
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader theres a giant plastic floating island out there.

    japan?
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Has a beer for that.

    xd
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    after a little bit of googling, it seems "dudn't" isnt a personal speech error like i thought and it is in fact a southern (texan, usually) thing.

    i guess i do have that southern american accent; back in the day my videogame buddies online said that i do but i never realized it
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you lose your mind when you go to jail?

    never have and hopefully never will
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That would sure stink if you were transporting uninsured fine jediels and ancient relics all in one container for some reason placed at the stern of the boat and you dropped them while sailing over the Mariana Trench.

    tell that to the spanish when their treasure ships got fucked on by english privateers... each one that got sunk was basically like dropping a hundred million dollars down the sink
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    just ask scron to make it for you haha
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    i wouldnt do it. the internet alone is invaluable as both an asset and a source of recreation. same for texting; when i was hitting puberty and generally getting into the formative years for socialization, i got a phone and its a core method of communication for me as well as pretty much all MOON PERSONs. my generation grew up using technology as a way to interact with each other, so im pretty confident that most people my age feel the same way. its too central and too deeply ingrained to just get rid of at this point and i would lose my mind without it
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Have you considered the fact that it was a term meaning simply a child who didn't behave until about 20 years ago?

    ah yes, 1997...

    truly the golden age of mankind. not only was neuroscience more advanced back then, but we also had dial-up internet. the past was honestly objectively better and science has only regressed since then.
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † in the UK

    the fuck? given his level of english literacy i figured he was brazilian or something
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra were the cops tickling your asshole with a feather in your dream?

    >daddy issue buttholes

    w-what
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    isnt a muslim
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    fuck it nobody likes dunecoons israel is basically sand america anyway. go kikes go!! glass some muslims!!
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet How is a butt plug supposed to stop you from clenching, exactly? I would think you'll just clench around the butt plug.

    yeah, instead of giving yourself hemmorhoids
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    he lives in texas
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    no lmao but the union does
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    i wish i didnt get drug tested at work
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    muh 151 iq
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