Posts by cerakote

2017-08-10 at 4:50 AM UTC in How much fent would kill you for sure?

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Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick A gram? 2?

a pound

2017-08-10 at 4:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by mmQ "What's your favorite food?"

"Peeled."

heh, reminded me of an old inside joke between some friends. we would ask each other "how do you like your memes" and the typical response was "edgy" or "ironic" but then one day somebody threw me for a loop with "scrambled"

2017-08-09 at 7:22 PM UTC in Beating up hippies/stoners and stealing their drugs

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i didnt say i would or that its a good idea, just that it seems like the best opportunity to do so seeing as everyones fucked up and probably trying to score pussy. maybe im wrong, but im just talking hypothetically since i have money/friends and dont need to steal to get drugs

2017-08-09 at 7:17 PM UTC in I just killed a little spider on it's string of web

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fuck the spider milf

2017-08-09 at 7:16 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

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LE BAZNIGGER GAY AUTISM SCIENCE MAN

2017-08-09 at 5:13 PM UTC in Protip: Save on clothes by buying high quality replicas from China.

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malice is a dapper dan man, he dont want no FOP

2017-08-09 at 5:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by Malice Imagine if every time you spotted something good and yelled, "Look, Some Drugs!" LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry came sprinting, seemingly out of nowhere, and dived for the spot, wearing his own custom self-made costume.

its like being addicted to mentats in fallout except real life

2017-08-09 at 5:09 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

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Originally posted by Malice Around late last year I literally forgot about an envelope with 2.7K in it for months. It was just in a short rectangular plastic tray (storage container) that I have stuff in. I mean, it's messy, but still. It just showed how little money normally matters to me.

Then recently I looked through it and found $457 total! I thought I only had ones in there, and they hid the other bills because forty fucking seven/47 has accumulated in there.

why dont you put that money in a vanguard fund? that way you can forget about it AND make money

2017-08-09 at 5:49 AM UTC in ITT we post really sexy women

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pomf =3

2017-08-08 at 8:27 PM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon But what's your ideal breakfast?

cheese grits and pigs feet

2017-08-08 at 8:25 PM UTC in What's the rarest drug you've tried?

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Originally posted by Piles of Crack Liquid oxycodone is the real stuff.

just drink heroin

2017-08-08 at 8:24 PM UTC in Signing things is kinda hilarious

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Originally posted by benny vader fact : neat handwriting is a sign of low intelligence.

wow confirmed sploo alt

2017-08-08 at 1:26 PM UTC in Beating up hippies/stoners and stealing their drugs

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Originally posted by NARCassist have you ever even been to a party? 1/2 the drunks are literally itching for a reason to fight somebody.

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ive been to one or two, never was involved with the popular kid circle until i started selling drugs to them. after that, they started to invite me over to chill with them and the more normie/dumber people in the groups kind of turned me off from it since i cant stand the retard normies. smart normies at least you can connect and share something resembling intelligent conversation with, but the rest were either burnouts, meatheads, or both.

from what ive heard, partygoers are pretty tame and just want to have fun, but that may be because they were high school "parties". the worst i ever heard was a guy who was attending some kickback or w/e in a public place getting stabbed but he wasnt a student or associated with one

2017-08-08 at 1:19 PM UTC in Disciplining your furr babby

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Originally posted by NARCassist is that norwegian?

its bongistani

2017-08-08 at 1:17 PM UTC in Signing things is kinda hilarious

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Originally posted by Number13 My handwriting is atrocious anyway but I can't ever do the same signature, I's a fuck up niggas

i can write print very well and have neat handwriting, but my cursive skills havent improved much since 2nd grade, which was the last year of school it was relevant

2017-08-08 at 10:28 AM UTC in Besides benzos, how can I cure anxiety?

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shoot testofen and powerlift

girls will be too busy admiring your 13 plate squat to gossip and say mean girl shit about you

2017-08-08 at 10:26 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

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free my nigga 😤😤😤

2017-08-08 at 10:25 AM UTC in Beating up hippies/stoners and stealing their drugs

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pretty sure theres ALOT of free drugs, money, booze, pussy, etc to be had in parties once everyone gets fucked up into oblivion... i would think that the people are too drunk/high/asleep/drugged to notice or even care if you pocket bags of weed, money, and whatever else. leave at a random point during the late hours of the party like everyone else and youd be in the clear

2017-08-08 at 10:21 AM UTC in Protip: Save on clothes by buying high quality replicas from China.

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Originally posted by Malice Of course that occured to me, cerakote! It's so fucking basic. Signaling, social dynamics, sexual competitions, hierarchy etc.

well, the op gave me the impression that you were recommending fake brand shit as a replacement for normie clothes, and anybody with an eye for that level of apparel will be able to spot a fake easily (shit, not even a highbrow clothes faggot) and everyone will think youre a chromosome fiend

2017-08-08 at 10:18 AM UTC in What's the rarest drug you've tried?

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Originally posted by aldra that's what I mean - codeine's only worthwhile if you can't get anything better; given that codeine and hydrocodone are both prescription-only (and both the same schedule I think) it doesn't make sense that anyone would go for the codeine, but I guess that's retarded nigger culture for you.

well its a weak opiate and its gonna be a weak high (unless you take a fuckton) and every drugfag understands that, its more for supplementing a weed, xan, etc high. rap niggers know what percocet is so if they really want /nod/ then they just take those

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