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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian That's me too, I don't really put any thoughts into my moves except the one I'm currently making and as you say that one is always an aggressive one with little thought of the moves to follow.

    I think it's referred to as 'hope chess.' Make a move and hope for the best. I mean, I generally have a little bit of a plan but it's also very difficult for me to think more than 2 or 3 moves ahead. I just can't visualize it in my head lol. It's a little reassuring knowing that this is the case for the vast majority of casual players.

    Then you got the fucking super GMs playing 5 people simultaneously while blindfolded keeping track of all the games in their head at the same time.

    I recall hearing that Magnus has like 10,000 games just memorized, and I saw a thing where they just showed him random chess positions and he could recall what specific games they were from.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian 3 or 4…everyone I've taught how to play chess ends up beating me after a couple of months.

    Heard. I think I play too aggressively and impatiently nowadays. I used to be more defensive and take my time setting up solid positions, more or less playing it safe and simply waiting for my opponent to make a mistake. Now I just want to make something happen and look for the "kill-shot" as soon as I can, which often gets me into trouble. I need to go back to my roots.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian MMQ on a scale of 1 to 10 where would you say your lie as a chess player (as an average run of the mill chess player not where 10 is grand master).

    Depends on the time format. But, for the most part, I guess I would say I'm about average for anyone who plays semi-regularly but doesn't study chess at all really. Maybe even slightly below average. I make dumbass blunders all the time.

    You?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's crazy.

    no u
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb I know one guy that would probably buy it. He and his wife live to go to yard sales, flea markets and such. He tends to stretch the truth and tells me all the good stuff he buys.

    Buy IT? what? The entire thrift store warehouse?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh just you wait I'm gonna expose everything tomorrow at 11:14 and I mean EVERYTHING unless I get a 3-page written apology in my inbox ohhhh this isn't a game anymore I'm serious business just you wait and see the BIG REVEAL Kafka I'm not clowning around this is your LAST CHANCE my word is my bond
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And now, derp thoughts, by Jrack Handegyg
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Nooooooo I wanna save kitty

    Kitty knows what he's doing. He's in heaven.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    a beautiful smiling little [[[[[[[[blonde toddler]]]]]]]]] girl with short loosely curly hair, at the park on a beautiful day, holding a round all-pink stuffed penguin

  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Loing Everyone knows the most important move in Chess is castling, I agree with mmQ's anti-castling philosophy

    Thank you, my heart.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian It's a numbers game, in that you have to go regularly…a 1 time visit is more than likely going to result in disappointment…but if you go several times a week that's when you find the golden egg.

    I would just get chummy with one of the employees and give them a list of what to look for, slip em a few greenies on the side. Could even just have them wear a go-pro on their head all day and have a live streaming connection to your work computer so you can just see what they see at all times making sure you never miss any GOLDEN EGGS
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb Pretty sure mmQ from North Dakota, you have to walk fast up there or you freeze mid-stride.

    Coincidentally upon waking today I see the ground covered in this year's first snowfall here. IT HAS BEGUN.

    speaking of snow and shit, if you ever want to punish a kid, just make him clean up a winter's worth of dog shit after the snow melts in spring time and there's about 500 piles of wet soggy dog poops laying about
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 1] theres no correlation between purchasing insurance and desire to die.

    2] yes, assuming whatever that pepto thing is a laxative.

    $)3!33?* aowi,, dkalqlws g^&@1
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love their stares of adoration.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna have to work on my skills.

    'Black and red demonic penguin sacrificing turtle shells into a pit of lava and feces'

  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've got the greatest shits. Nobody produces fresher, steamier shits than I do. I look at my shits and say, wow, this is remarkable. This is unlike any shits we've seen before. And people love them. They can't get enough of them. They gobble that shit right up.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian wow, someone's salty

    …I wonder if his shit is toO

    See now if YOU offered me cash to eat my 💩 I would walk across the country to hand deliver it to you fresh and steaming. 😊
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian So what you're saying is you would be open to eating shit for a few dollars?

    I'd be open to watching you eat my knuckle sandwich tomorrow at high noon.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I need to start making these images myself instead of stealing them. It looks like a fun time.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol sounds about right.

    "hnnnngh tHaT soUnDs lIke a KeWl deATh meTaL banD mannnnnn"
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