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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lets say a serbian 19 yr old like the guy claims this fucker who cock blocked me he paid 500 bucks lets say you met one like this who let you shit on her and ate some of it would you do it?
  2. #2
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    No I wouldn't pay $500 to shit on someone.

    ...$250 tops.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wtf kind of question even is this no one does shit like this except u and star trek
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    dude the dude i mentioned claimed to. but maybe he was joking.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stop DMing me offering me $$ to eat my shit. Eat your own shit if you want to eat shit so badly.
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  6. #6
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Stop DMing me offering me $$ to eat my shit. Eat your own shit if you want to eat shit so badly.

    Wow, look at high dollar here, to proud to eat shit for a few bucks.
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Wow, look at high dollar here, to proud to eat shit for a few bucks.

    *too (since we're all correcting spelling errors today)

    I'm being offered $$ to GIVE my shit away for wariat to eat. I'm too proud to even allow THAT.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ *too (since we're all correcting spelling errors today)

    I'm being offered $$ to GIVE my shit away for wariat to eat. I'm too proud to even allow THAT.

    So what you're saying is you would be open to eating shit for a few dollars?
  9. #9
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I went against my better judgement and opened this thread.
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian So what you're saying is you would be open to eating shit for a few dollars?

    I'd be open to watching you eat my knuckle sandwich tomorrow at high noon.
  11. #11
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'd be open to watching you eat my knuckle sandwich tomorrow at high noon.

    wow, someone's salty

    ...I wonder if his shit is toO
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian wow, someone's salty

    …I wonder if his shit is toO

    See now if YOU offered me cash to eat my 💩 I would walk across the country to hand deliver it to you fresh and steaming. 😊
  13. #13
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    You must walk really fast if it's still fresh and steaming when you get here.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've got the greatest shits. Nobody produces fresher, steamier shits than I do. I look at my shits and say, wow, this is remarkable. This is unlike any shits we've seen before. And people love them. They can't get enough of them. They gobble that shit right up.
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  15. #15
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Pretty sure mmQ from North Dakota, you have to walk fast up there or you freeze mid-stride.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I've got the greatest shits. Nobody produces fresher, steamier shits than I do. I look at my shits and say, wow, this is remarkable. This is unlike any shits we've seen before. And people love them. They can't get enough of them. They gobble that shit right up.

    Get back to me when you can block a toilet 9 times out of 10.
  17. #17
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Pretty sure mmQ from North Dakota, you have to walk fast up there or you freeze mid-stride.

    I'd love to live somewhere like North Dakota rather than hot and steamy Texas. Imagine all the snuggling and log fires you could have!
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by Kawkasian So what you're saying is you would be open to eating shit for a few dollars?

    ↑ distraction
  19. #19
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    You're easly distracted huh Vinny
  20. #20
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian I'd love to live somewhere like North Dakota rather than hot and steamy Texas. Imagine all the snuggling and log fires you could have!

    I don't know about ND but folks in Wyoming bitch more about the wind. Kinda nice in the summer with a steady breeze and low humidity.
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