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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Third Temple Your Man'gina?

    Nah, that's dry and crusty.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Instigator Was it moist?

    DAMP
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Crumple it up and put it in your ONE-HITTER. Oh what's that? You don't carry it on you at all times? Amateur hour. Remove yourself from my eyesight and my life. Thanks and goodbye forever.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Oh, yeah? That's nothing! I've been eating fish tank cleaner pellets since the '80's!
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm eating fried grasshoppers right now. Mmm.. crispy.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Wasn't there that like one crazy Indian dude who didn't eat like forever or something

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prahlad_Jani#:~:text=Jani%20was%20commonly%20known%20as,in%20the%20forest%20in%20Gujarat.

    Dis dude

    Lol seems legit /holding back massive laughter emoji goes here
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dear God please let it be me
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gonna work through some sheets of acid. Time to get really therapeutic up in this B.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^i didn't thank that post

    Something like that. Or in your case, you DID. God bless
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can, it just doesn't show up for the rest of us to notice. But you're more than welcome to thank each and every of your own posts and keep that in your heart. You can even make a post after you post acknowledging that you personally thanked your own post, if you want to let the rest of us know.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want a picket fence and a doghouse and a vegetable garden and a meat smoker and an industrial oven to put all that shit in alongside YOU so I can sit on my ONE AND ONLY lawnchair from the 1930s, dead sober, nude, and watch it all burn. THANKS.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Good. Killed the karaoke contest. Ive never sung that well before, i dont think. Acoustics and sound system were great. Was super clear n hit all my notes and runs. Ofc i was ready to fall over from all the G i took in the car, but it seemed to loosen up my throat pussy. I didnt buy a single drink for myself all night. Im so critical of myself all the time, and it felt good to have people turn to each other and mouth “holy shit” during my performances. Or buy me a couple drinks for the road as they were closing out their tab. If i win next week I get $500.

    Congratulations about a month later. Did you end up winning the next week? What songs were your best? Thanks.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You ain't gotta loi to kick it bro
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Snail

    Q

    Last name Ersworth. First name Butt.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Third Temple its even funnier because Wir kind of sounds like they're saying "is" so Is Sucken Dick a


    Originally posted by Third Temple its even funnier because Wir kind of sounds like they're saying "is" so Is Sucken Dick and yes the last 2 words sound a lot like that

    But it translates into "We are looking for you".
    Ich bin ein Berliner
    Speech
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Still mine
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey! Give me my butt back! It's mine.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. I would give him a hug and kiss him between the eyes. Keep him in my closet like Drew Barrymore did. Give him how own special candy jar full of Reese's Pieces.too cute just too cute.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Underage pussy

    lol
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