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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Yeah if you think Taytay doesn’t use a bidet-det, you’re on crack

    thanked for the taylor pun-pun? whatever that was


    Regardless she still has gross shits like us all whether cleansed by a bidet or a paper wipe
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm sure this has been mentioned a billion times before but I'll mention it again

    its funny to me, humbling in a way, or some other adjective I cant think of, that we all, including Taylor Swift and Socrates and others, that we all mostly, other than you fucking bidet using faggots yes we know, take poopos and look at our poops not only in the toilet but also the stains on the toilet paper. There's just something that will always be funny about that to me, and HUMAN. Looking at our own disgusting shit stains until they disappear. lol

    Kind of like farting in the bed by yourself. Just letting out SCREAMERS. nobody will ever know. you're in a safe space now. Just let em out. Other than your cat. your cat knows.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox If the messiah really did come back we probably wouldn’t know or care. He could walk into time square and start doing miracles and people would tell him to go back to palestine and throw stuff at him

    It was and is Criss Angel. Nobody ever believes me though.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the cat wants some fucking tuna give him or her some fucking tuna. NOW.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *not enough petrol as a teenager

    Yeah maybe he just wants to drink smoke and fuck. Maybe that's what we all really want at the end of the day. To drink. And then to smoke. And then, of course, to fuck. In any order, often simultaneously.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I know I was being facetious 😇

    that's not how that word works. TEE HEE

    I love you. I think IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII was being facetious when I posted Bizarre.

    I don't care I'm drunk now. BYE BYE
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How badly WellHung craves attention in general.

    I just like the game of chess, BITCH. Most people on this site know how to play, it's not a mystery game. I just welcome new opponents. Embarrass me on the board. The opportunity is rolled out like a red carpet.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thanks for the reach-around today, big broom.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Conversely, I've been getting extremely high off of new information.

    Pirsnifforen
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    nothing is more frustrating than getting shit-canned and buying stamps off the world wide web at 3 in the morning only to have them not arrive during the middle of your hangover
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why is there a ghoul in my office desk drawer? Weirdo.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incognito2u Wow you're like a savant

    Yeah I'm kind of a big deal. I can also play Mary had a little lamb by heart on the piano AND the recorder.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incognito2u Rubix cubs used to drive me nuts then I saw one that only had 4 squares per side and I bought it thinking it would be easier. That damn thing was even more frustrating.

    I like the ones with one square per side. Those are my forte.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dear diary,

    How long I'm gonna lay in bed procrastinating cleaning up my PAD. I can powerhouse it in about 2 hours I think to make everything spotless, which is why I keep putting it off.

    Also because have all weekend off and can do it whenever. It's already 10 in the morning now I better take a nap soon it's been a rough day laying here with Sophie shitposting and watching videos.

    I think I'll heat up some pizza.

    Love, Wren
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian It's the same with those twats who can solve a rubix cube in 3 mins.

    They're scums. Deserve to be slowly roasted in my oven.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian That's me too, I don't really put any thoughts into my moves except the one I'm currently making and as you say that one is always an aggressive one with little thought of the moves to follow.

    I think it's referred to as 'hope chess.' Make a move and hope for the best. I mean, I generally have a little bit of a plan but it's also very difficult for me to think more than 2 or 3 moves ahead. I just can't visualize it in my head lol. It's a little reassuring knowing that this is the case for the vast majority of casual players.

    Then you got the fucking super GMs playing 5 people simultaneously while blindfolded keeping track of all the games in their head at the same time.

    I recall hearing that Magnus has like 10,000 games just memorized, and I saw a thing where they just showed him random chess positions and he could recall what specific games they were from.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian 3 or 4…everyone I've taught how to play chess ends up beating me after a couple of months.

    Heard. I think I play too aggressively and impatiently nowadays. I used to be more defensive and take my time setting up solid positions, more or less playing it safe and simply waiting for my opponent to make a mistake. Now I just want to make something happen and look for the "kill-shot" as soon as I can, which often gets me into trouble. I need to go back to my roots.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian MMQ on a scale of 1 to 10 where would you say your lie as a chess player (as an average run of the mill chess player not where 10 is grand master).

    Depends on the time format. But, for the most part, I guess I would say I'm about average for anyone who plays semi-regularly but doesn't study chess at all really. Maybe even slightly below average. I make dumbass blunders all the time.

    You?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's crazy.

    no u
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