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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Loing Chess is castling,

    Cheer Castle
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    No, Cheer Castle Wars
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Barking and growling
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I want to balance myself.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ I will do it as soon as possible if it benefits me (prevents my opponent from being able to castle). When it does happen in my games, it usually happens in the first 5 or 6 moves honestly. Later on, if you're up even any small margin of material, it usually makes sense to trade of equal material as often as possible.

    That's crazy.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's crazy.

    no u
  8. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    MMQ on a scale of 1 to 10 where would you say your lie as a chess player (as an average run of the mill chess player not where 10 is grand master).
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian MMQ on a scale of 1 to 10 where would you say your lie as a chess player (as an average run of the mill chess player not where 10 is grand master).

    Depends on the time format. But, for the most part, I guess I would say I'm about average for anyone who plays semi-regularly but doesn't study chess at all really. Maybe even slightly below average. I make dumbass blunders all the time.

    You?
  10. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Depends on the time format. But, for the most part, I guess I would say I'm about average for anyone who plays semi-regularly but doesn't study chess at all really. Maybe even slightly below average. I make dumbass blunders all the time.

    You?

    3 or 4...everyone I've taught how to play chess ends up beating me after a couple of months.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian 3 or 4…everyone I've taught how to play chess ends up beating me after a couple of months.

    Heard. I think I play too aggressively and impatiently nowadays. I used to be more defensive and take my time setting up solid positions, more or less playing it safe and simply waiting for my opponent to make a mistake. Now I just want to make something happen and look for the "kill-shot" as soon as I can, which often gets me into trouble. I need to go back to my roots.
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  12. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Heard. I think I play too aggressively and impatiently nowadays.

    That's me too, I don't really put any thoughts into my moves except the one I'm currently making and as you say that one is always an aggressive one with little thought of the moves to follow.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian That's me too, I don't really put any thoughts into my moves except the one I'm currently making and as you say that one is always an aggressive one with little thought of the moves to follow.

    I think it's referred to as 'hope chess.' Make a move and hope for the best. I mean, I generally have a little bit of a plan but it's also very difficult for me to think more than 2 or 3 moves ahead. I just can't visualize it in my head lol. It's a little reassuring knowing that this is the case for the vast majority of casual players.

    Then you got the fucking super GMs playing 5 people simultaneously while blindfolded keeping track of all the games in their head at the same time.

    I recall hearing that Magnus has like 10,000 games just memorized, and I saw a thing where they just showed him random chess positions and he could recall what specific games they were from.
  14. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    It's the same with those twats who can solve a rubix cube in 3 mins.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian It's the same with those twats who can solve a rubix cube in 3 mins.

    They're scums. Deserve to be slowly roasted in my oven.
  16. Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Rubix cubs used to drive me nuts then I saw one that only had 4 squares per side and I bought it thinking it would be easier. That damn thing was even more frustrating.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incognito2u Rubix cubs used to drive me nuts then I saw one that only had 4 squares per side and I bought it thinking it would be easier. That damn thing was even more frustrating.

    I like the ones with one square per side. Those are my forte.
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Fantasizing about power & control and how amazing it would feel to enslave people and force them to do your bidding.
  19. Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I like the ones with one square per side. Those are my forte.

    Wow you're like a savant
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incognito2u Wow you're like a savant

    Yeah I'm kind of a big deal. I can also play Mary had a little lamb by heart on the piano AND the recorder.
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