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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Wow, look at high dollar here, to proud to eat shit for a few bucks.

    *too (since we're all correcting spelling errors today)

    I'm being offered $$ to GIVE my shit away for wariat to eat. I'm too proud to even allow THAT.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stop DMing me offering me $$ to eat my shit. Eat your own shit if you want to eat shit so badly.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    icecube and taco bell hot sauce soup

    snowballs for dessert
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    english fail.


    voluntary action = want.

    carrying a gun and then say you dont want to shoot people with it is just as gay as taking it in the ass and then saying you dont want to be gay just because you took it in the ass.

    This is cringe even for you.

    Do you get life insurance because you want to die?

    Do you buy Pepto Bismol because you want to have diarrhea?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've decided for Halloween this year I'm gonna hand out huge oversized razorblades with apples hidden inside.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Honey I bought 98 beers specifically for a reason and I awoke and noticed there were only 97 WHAT THE FUCK is your problem and do you want to die today ? You do? oh ok, well get over here then. *kill wife*
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    my lesbian mom has a hook for a hand leave her alone god damn she was born with it
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know a person who knows a person who nose a person I get them for free, just get a little sister who's best friends with the manager easy free smoothies for life not to mention panera bread
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by toilet clogger did he die
    share more of these that shit was hilarious
    i hope the dude(s) weren't charged with anything
    seems a guy just cant have a good ol fashioned shoot out anymore ya know

    https://www.reporternews.com/story/news/local/2023/01/27/abilene-alley-shooting-father-guilty-of-murder-not-son-in-killing/69846345007/
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The way the posts are worded is exactly what a fed would type, to blame it on republicans.

    Like I said I don't care, and while I certainly think we are more or less pawns in some high-level political game, I don't necessarily think any of these mass shootings are orchestrated based off who's the president at the time. I think it's just a coincidence. It doesn't do any good to try and rile people up to try and garner gun control support when its clearly not working and isn't about to start, see: the ever increasing gun ownership. It all just is what it is- things to rabble about or pretend to care about.

    Like you're still buying into this R vs D thing. That's more intended than anything else.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ten moves into the game you would trade queens?

    I will do it as soon as possible if it benefits me (prevents my opponent from being able to castle). When it does happen in my games, it usually happens in the first 5 or 6 moves honestly. Later on, if you're up even any small margin of material, it usually makes sense to trade of equal material as often as possible.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No. He used a chess computer against me. No normal player would sacrifice his queen to my queen near the beginning of the game, not having a clue of the benefit, but that's what he did.

    I do that all the time, honestly. If it's an option, its the preferred move, even by high level chess engines. Particularly when my opponent can only recapture my queen with his king, preventing him from castling. It simplifies the game dramatically and ensures his king will likely be stuck more toward the center of the board unless he wants to waste a bunch of moves trying to get it to a SAFE SPACE.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm blind. You'll have to speak up.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I played Lanny once and that's what he did.

    He reported you for cheating? Stop cheating then. jajajajaja
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    dang . checkm8
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHAT?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The algorithm probably compares his logic in previous games to the logic used in the game in question.

    oh it absolutely does. If you're a 600 ELO player with an average accuracy of 65% and then suddenly rip out a 98% nearly flawless game, they know what's up. They may not have noticed it if I hadn't reported it though. I have no qualms about reporting someone there if they're cheating to beat me. fuck that shit, nigga
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    so do I, so if you beat me you could really rub it in
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The moral of the story is that you should play me in a game of online chess sometime. Can just be a daily game where you have 24 hours or 3 days to make a move, just something to do in passing.
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