Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-10-28 at 9:13 PM UTC in The nogging continues
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hey, Mongolians gotta eat, too. From window to stew pot in less than an hour.

   
   😡
2. 2023-10-28 at 9:12 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While keeping slaves in the barn out back. Really?

   
   You don't know which god he worships?
3. 2023-10-28 at 8:54 PM UTC in The nogging continues
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Imagine if the poor thing was unfortunate enough to try to break into Vinny's place.

   
   c'mon. why do you have to think like that?
4. 2023-10-28 at 8:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   playing tag with Sophie. we can do this for hours
5. 2023-10-28 at 8:42 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox Yeah if you think Taytay doesn’t use a bidet-det, you’re on crack

   
   thanked for the taylor pun-pun? whatever that was
   
   
   Regardless she still has gross shits like us all whether cleansed by a bidet or a paper wipe
6. 2023-10-28 at 7:10 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm sure this has been mentioned a billion times before but I'll mention it again
   
   its funny to me, humbling in a way, or some other adjective I cant think of, that we all, including Taylor Swift and Socrates and others, that we all mostly, other than you fucking bidet using faggots yes we know, take poopos and look at our poops not only in the toilet but also the stains on the toilet paper. There's just something that will always be funny about that to me, and HUMAN. Looking at our own disgusting shit stains until they disappear. lol
   
   Kind of like farting in the bed by yourself. Just letting out SCREAMERS. nobody will ever know. you're in a safe space now. Just let em out. Other than your cat. your cat knows.
7. 2023-10-28 at 6:25 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox If the messiah really did come back we probably wouldn’t know or care. He could walk into time square and start doing miracles and people would tell him to go back to palestine and throw stuff at him

   
   It was and is Criss Angel. Nobody ever believes me though.
8. 2023-10-28 at 4:35 PM UTC in The nogging continues
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   the cat wants some fucking tuna give him or her some fucking tuna. NOW.
9. 2023-10-28 at 4:34 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *not enough petrol as a teenager
   
   Yeah maybe he just wants to drink smoke and fuck. Maybe that's what we all really want at the end of the day. To drink. And then to smoke. And then, of course, to fuck. In any order, often simultaneously.
10. 2023-10-28 at 6:06 AM UTC in Best fast rappers
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by CandyRein I know I was being facetious 😇

    
    that's not how that word works. TEE HEE
    
    I love you. I think IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII was being facetious when I posted Bizarre.
    
    I don't care I'm drunk now. BYE BYE
11. 2023-10-28 at 4:38 AM UTC in Best fast rappers
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
12. 2023-10-27 at 10:17 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How badly WellHung craves attention in general.
    
    I just like the game of chess, BITCH. Most people on this site know how to play, it's not a mystery game. I just welcome new opponents. Embarrass me on the board. The opportunity is rolled out like a red carpet.
13. 2023-10-27 at 9:17 PM UTC in Mmq is currently getting extremely drunk on a depressant ...but, tomorrow, will complain that he is depressed...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thanks for the reach-around today, big broom.
14. 2023-10-27 at 8:41 PM UTC in Mmq is currently getting extremely drunk on a depressant ...but, tomorrow, will complain that he is depressed...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Conversely, I've been getting extremely high off of new information.
    
    Pirsnifforen
15. 2023-10-27 at 4:26 PM UTC in amazon is slippin
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    nothing is more frustrating than getting shit-canned and buying stamps off the world wide web at 3 in the morning only to have them not arrive during the middle of your hangover
16. 2023-10-27 at 3:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why is there a ghoul in my office desk drawer? Weirdo.
17. 2023-10-27 at 3:25 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Incognito2u Wow you're like a savant

    
    Yeah I'm kind of a big deal. I can also play Mary had a little lamb by heart on the piano AND the recorder.
18. 2023-10-27 at 3:16 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Incognito2u Rubix cubs used to drive me nuts then I saw one that only had 4 squares per side and I bought it thinking it would be easier. That damn thing was even more frustrating.

    
    I like the ones with one square per side. Those are my forte.
19. 2023-10-27 at 3:14 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dear diary,
    
    How long I'm gonna lay in bed procrastinating cleaning up my PAD. I can powerhouse it in about 2 hours I think to make everything spotless, which is why I keep putting it off.
    
    Also because have all weekend off and can do it whenever. It's already 10 in the morning now I better take a nap soon it's been a rough day laying here with Sophie shitposting and watching videos.
    
    I think I'll heat up some pizza.
    
    Love, Wren
20. 2023-10-27 at 3 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kawkasian It's the same with those twats who can solve a rubix cube in 3 mins.

    
    They're scums. Deserve to be slowly roasted in my oven.