Posts by mmQ

1. 2024-12-22 at 3:07 PM UTC in If you're out there, mmQ, I'm thinking of you
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker How is death treating you?

   
   It's pretty nice tbh fam. I might die more often.
2. 2024-12-22 at 2:14 PM UTC in If you're out there, mmQ, I'm thinking of you
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm fine. It's FINE.
3. 2024-07-26 at 6:09 AM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   kms
4. 2024-07-26 at 6:05 AM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   im sure they have new bands playing weekly maybe Jelly ROll morton showed up yesterday who knows its a hot spot obviously the biggest names come there so
5. 2024-07-26 at 1:51 AM UTC in Do the fucking culling already
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ People have been calling for mass bans since time immemorial. All attempts thus far have been feeble.

   
   a new user has a heartbeat after just 2 weeks. every user is a person. ban banning
6. 2024-07-22 at 3:41 AM UTC in How do I stop my 14 year old from being so sex obsessed?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sooo.. you're talking about bringing in a horse or some other large male animal.

   
   Nothing is off the table when it comes to protecting your children.
7. 2024-07-22 at 3:40 AM UTC in First porn you can remember
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I think I should get off her first.
   
   
   ..."You fucked a BIRD?"
   
   
   "Yes."
8. 2024-07-22 at 3:39 AM UTC in How do I stop my 14 year old from being so sex obsessed?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Realistically, and I think I'm being serious here, probably the only way to tame her sexual desires, at least relatively quickly with what I would assume to be a good shot at it, would be to inflict some severe sexual trauma on her. Something to make her absolutely repulsed by even the thought of sexual relations. Obviously you can probably figure out what you would have to do. To what extent, you'd just have to listen to your heart. <3
9. 2024-07-22 at 3:35 AM UTC in First porn you can remember
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   the carrot
10. 2024-07-22 at 2:53 AM UTC in First porn you can remember
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A blank vhs tape that had the movie 'Buttman Goes to Rio' dubbed onto it, written on the side in my dad's handwriting. I always found it funny that he didn't just label them something boring and less conspicuous like '4 hours of catholic sermons part 5.'
    
    6.1 out of 10 on imdb lol
    
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099196/
11. 2024-07-13 at 11:28 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala

    
    Lol. I guess that's a wrap. Welcome back to the white house Mr. Trump. May as well just move in now.
12. 2024-07-12 at 12:30 PM UTC in A few questions that I need to know
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And the reason is you
13. 2024-07-12 at 12:30 PM UTC in A few questions that I need to know
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A reason to start over new
14. 2024-07-12 at 12:30 PM UTC in A few questions that I need to know
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To change who I used to be
15. 2024-07-12 at 12:29 PM UTC in A few questions that I need to know
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've found a reason for me
16. 2024-06-26 at 4:33 AM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny OK Pedophile

    
    Ok Computer
    
    What I do in my own time is my business
17. 2024-06-26 at 12:58 AM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :p
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Crispy Not being a fat fuck

    
    EASILY excused. next
18. 2024-06-26 at 12:55 AM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :p
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Etc.
19. 2024-06-26 at 12:55 AM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :p
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Excuse me, my brain is fucked, sorry for raping your child.
20. 2024-06-26 at 12:54 AM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :p
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Crispy Everyones going through things but that doesn’t excuse most actions that these people have committed

    
    Actually it does. Everything has an excuse.