Posts by mmQ

1. 2024-04-22 at 4:27 AM UTC in Happy 421 I lost my lighter aaaaa.......
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Narc Y'all need to get sum exercise
   
   
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   Is that the thing where you move around and stuff?
2. 2024-04-21 at 6:17 PM UTC in Happy 421 I lost my lighter aaaaa.......
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Iron Ree That's not my last name it's my username

   
   You're right and I apologize. I'll amend my comment.
   
   Change the latter part of your username from Ree to John and I'll do anything you want and I do mean anything. ANYTHING.
3. 2024-04-21 at 6:14 PM UTC in Happy 421 I lost my lighter aaaaa.......
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice I'll send you a late birthday gift once I get reorganized here

   
   I'm still reorganizing myself. I was meaning to text you anyway. I'll get in touch. Take your time; all is well and life is jumbly.
4. 2024-04-21 at 5:30 PM UTC in Happy 421 I lost my lighter aaaaa.......
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Iron Ree wannna fuck bbygurdkl

   
   Change your last name from Ree to John and I'll do anything you want and I do mean anything. ANYTHING.
5. 2024-04-21 at 4:56 PM UTC in Happy 421 I lost my lighter aaaaa.......
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Narc Hey Questions, 40s is the best decade, You're now old enough to know better, but still young enough to not give a fuck.
   
   
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   Yessir. Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
6. 2024-04-21 at 4 PM UTC in Happy 421 I lost my lighter aaaaa.......
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   aaaaaahuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
   
   jkjklol on god hope you're all well other than those of you I despise. I'm 40 years old now. Into the broiling oven I go. /Seventeen heart emojis go here
7. 2024-03-25 at 7:27 AM UTC in AMA
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck I never got to get his father's proper email address before the ask me anything was over. Dang it
8. 2024-03-01 at 5:16 AM UTC in The sun gets lo
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My cat Sophie typed that
9. 2024-03-01 at 5:15 AM UTC in The sun gets lo
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Walk to the site
   
   Wow! There's a girl
   
   "Hey, what's your name?"
   
   "Sally. I'm just a girl."
   
   
   "Okay? I didn't ask if you were a girl or a boy you stupid bitch"
   
   "I. Sorry"
   
   "You're going to be sorry when I get done pulverizing you into a plump. Why do you make me do this ?"
   
   And scene
10. 2024-02-14 at 7:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Uhhhhh, sure why not.
    
    I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
    I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
11. 2024-02-14 at 6:21 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Obbe Why did mmQ stop posting?

    
    Sorry. I was at the combination football game and grocery store, but I still, haven't found, what I'm looking for.
12. 2023-12-29 at 2:43 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Blowing other men is against my religion, but I encourage you to continue asking around until you find the right person.
13. 2023-12-29 at 2:38 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hole related things
    
    thank you
14. 2023-12-21 at 4:23 AM UTC in Suggestion: Online Member Count
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    what is this, 2013 again? why is there a new a guy drinking cough syrup constantly telling me he doesn't do drugs?
15. 2023-12-09 at 4:15 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I just did a test. I have no microphone. I said the word "chicken" aloud in the room, then I refreshed YouTube. Nothing happened. I repeated the word "chicken" again, nothing. So I repeated the word chicken ten times in a row, refreshing the browser after each incantation of the word, ie: chicken… refresh browser.. chicken.. refresh browser… chicken… refresh browser.. nothing.. but on the 11th time saying chicken and refreshing the browser, a chicken video finally came up about halfway down the page.

    
    On your phone or PC?
16. 2023-12-07 at 7:23 PM UTC in Tripping on 5 grams of Albino Penis Envy mushrooms
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Me wants
17. 2023-12-07 at 4:37 PM UTC in So she’s coming in an hour and a half
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Own it, or shamefully deny it. I guessed you'd pick the latter and I was right. No surprise. I'm gonna go back to ignoring and not reading your posts now. Your dumbass will still reply. Bye forever.
18. 2023-12-07 at 4:16 PM UTC in So she’s coming in an hour and a half
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shame and denial. "oh no someone might see I thanked a post. I could never live it down!" jajajajajajajajajajajajaja
19. 2023-12-07 at 4:02 PM UTC in So she’s coming in an hour and a half
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock I've never thanked any post in all the history of the idiot invention of such idiocy.
    
    Since you're so concerned with how I feel, im feeling aroused. You may use your tonsils to alleviate the swelling. I'll even reward you with a tasty treat.

    
    Sweet sweet denial. Bask in your shame. Your cum soaked shame.
20. 2023-12-07 at 3:22 PM UTC in So she’s coming in an hour and a half
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also I hope you feel dirty knowing you had thanked my post and it just sat there with your thanks for several weeks before you noticed and removed it. A mark of shame that can never be erased.