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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Your (so far) refusal to stop posting on your current account and apparent intent to pass the post count of our dearly departed friend Bill Krozby is both abhorrent and ball numbing.

    As such I'm going to offer you a choice.


    You can be a REAL man and switch accounts before you pass it

    Or

    You can pass it and I'll leave the forums forever never to return on ANY account…then you'll only have Candy to argue with.

    THE CHOICE IS YORS.

    Did you really think this was gonna work or was this just your way of telling us you're leaving the site for good? Vinny the gnat would post here all day even if he was the only member left, somehow arguing with himself.

    Anyway I'll probably join you in exodus. I keep trying to squeeze Dr. Pepper out of this piece of charcoal of a site and there's just none left.

    It's just the gnats now. Forum drama gnats. I think my time here as well is done.

    I will stay in communication with the appropriate lovebirds I've met along the way. I'll check my DMs every few weeks perhaps. And that's all she's gonna have wrote. For your health, for you wiiiine.

    Fuck I want to leave on a nice looking even number though and just checked that I'll need 900 some posts to get 55,000. That's when I'll leave I guess. To assuage my numeral OCD and give myself time to let out my last gasp of shit posts and tie up loose ends.

    Thank you
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol im just kidding its my sister she knows how to party .
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thats me in case anyone cares i kept myself private until after Halloween
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    who is hallowen party housing i forgot to ask here

  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs NIS DRAMA WEEOOWEEOOO

    stop stealing my moves! Wee woo weeee wooooo Collin all cars Calling all cars
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yes, I do. He used a capital G.

    Oh, Buddha. Heard
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I meant to say reattach.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's so crazy how Criss Angel was able to pull people in half like that. No tourniquets or anything. And then to be able to rearrange them. Remarkable.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ahahaha
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's why I get all my meat from the supermarket, where no animals are harmed.

    this joke is as old as a crow
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    got a link for a fellow ? as I forgot how to open a new tab and type in ' criss angel puulls people in half in the park and their legs and hips went running around'
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala NO

    actually YES
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What an English American fella can't have the name Ton now?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala I'm John Travolta as Santa Claus.

    John REVOLTA as the guy who gets his own dick chopped off and forced to suck it in August Underground volume 2
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I never had parents.

    Obama's fault.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala My heart won't skip a beat.

    I'm Ton Hanks. Im in all the movies!
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Popplet
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ People dropping like flies… but it's perfectly safe. Get yours today!

    Did your mom die from the jab or what? You're too invested in what is God's plan anyway.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's evident that you want to have sexual intercourse with a one - Sean Twist, esquire. Just ask her and stop beating around the bush. Give her a petrol rag you can probably do anything you want.
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