2015-07-03 at 2:39 AM UTC
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This girl knows what's up.
What's that stupid shit in her nose? Stupid shit, that's what.
2015-07-03 at 2:38 AM UTC
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Ey sup amigos
Since nobody asked, what was your username on zoklet though?
2015-07-02 at 10:28 PM UTC
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ATTN: Lanny
"Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo." Best part, without a doubt. SHARE IT WITH UNWYRED!
2015-07-02 at 10:19 PM UTC
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Seals in the Navy
What in the name of Satan just came out of your mouth, you poor lost soul? I'd like to share with you my love for Christ which has allowed me to lead numerous large-scale prayer groups, along with having converted over 300 sinners to come to the Lord. I'm educated in multiple Christian denominations and can preach the Bible with the best of the best. You poor, poor sinner, it's time to repent. I'll take you to Church with me this Sunday which you've likely never experienced, I mean that. You don't need to keep running from God, He has a plan for you, we really need to pray together. Right now I'm thanking Jesus for this opportunity to convert yet another deprived soul to the Light and Love of my Savior. He sees you no matter where you go, and He loves you no matter what you do. His love surpasses anything you could ever imagine. He loves you. I can travel anywhere on this earth of ours and pray in a variety of languages, including my ability to speak in over 700 different varieties of biblical tongues, and that's just getting started. Not only have I passionately dedicated my life to Christ since I was a newborn, I have a Family of Believers who love you and care about you like the God we believe in and I will not just sit back and watch Satan continue to maintain his hold on you. If only you were able to see that what you've said to me would lead you to committing your life to Christ, you may have actually not said it, but God's will is greater than ours. You said it though, and now it's time to join hands with me, sinner. I will guide you into the eternal embrace of the Lord Jesus Christ. You're a child of God now, brother.
Why wouldn't the cops, knowing they have dashcams, put on a more theatrical arrest if they were indeed acting?
2015-07-02 at 3:28 PM UTC
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Circle Jerk
I'm gonna cum; don't stop.
How can't you be that smart?
Ask yourself and ponder that question hard, HARD.
2015-07-02 at 6:46 AM UTC
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ATTN: Lanny
Gross, BRUH. Just saying things, BRUH. I have had 3 cocks in my asshole at the same time, BRUH. YEAH HIGH FIVE BRUH. BRUH!!
Or do a rape.. on second (better) thought.
^^ Take bird for a walk YES.
I am but a teapot, short and stout. Here, then, is my handle, and here as well, then, is my spout.
*extends hands forward offering both handle and spout*
2015-07-01 at 4:54 AM UTC
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fuck if I know
I don't think what you said
makes sense in an overall sense rather it makes
sense in a variable unagreeable sense like
the winds can go where they want and sometimes
they blow north northwest with a gust of southwest like
it doesn't pay any mind with the flow itself it accepts itself
and follows those directions without necessarily a
forethought or even and afterthought, tumbleweed variety
or an cat who rests and splurges rests and relaxes rests and
eats rests and plays rests and hunts sometimes one
more than the next but interchangeable at different variants and intervals so
that ultimately no one pattern can be
acknowledged
