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2023-12-03 at 7:33 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2023-12-03 at 6:57 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2023-12-03 at 6:47 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by RIPtotse Wasn't there that like one crazy Indian dude who didn't eat like forever or something
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prahlad_Jani#:~:text=Jani%20was%20commonly%20known%20as,in%20the%20forest%20in%20Gujarat.
Dis dude
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2023-12-03 at 6:11 PM UTC in I know what I want now...Dear God please let it be me
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2023-12-03 at 5:15 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Gonna work through some sheets of acid. Time to get really therapeutic up in this B.
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2023-12-03 at 4:14 PM UTC in Why can I not thank my own post?^i didn't thank that post
Something like that. Or in your case, you DID. God bless -
2023-12-03 at 4:14 PM UTC in Why can I not thank my own post?You can, it just doesn't show up for the rest of us to notice. But you're more than welcome to thank each and every of your own posts and keep that in your heart. You can even make a post after you post acknowledging that you personally thanked your own post, if you want to let the rest of us know.
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2023-12-03 at 4:12 PM UTC in I know what I want now...I want a picket fence and a doghouse and a vegetable garden and a meat smoker and an industrial oven to put all that shit in alongside YOU so I can sit on my ONE AND ONLY lawnchair from the 1930s, dead sober, nude, and watch it all burn. THANKS.
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2023-12-02 at 8:10 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Good. Killed the karaoke contest. Ive never sung that well before, i dont think. Acoustics and sound system were great. Was super clear n hit all my notes and runs. Ofc i was ready to fall over from all the G i took in the car, but it seemed to loosen up my throat pussy. I didnt buy a single drink for myself all night. Im so critical of myself all the time, and it felt good to have people turn to each other and mouth “holy shit” during my performances. Or buy me a couple drinks for the road as they were closing out their tab. If i win next week I get $500.
Congratulations about a month later. Did you end up winning the next week? What songs were your best? Thanks. -
2023-12-01 at 8:55 PM UTC in im loingYou ain't gotta loi to kick it bro
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2023-12-01 at 7:28 PM UTC in Buttmaster, the Master of ButtSnail
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Last name Ersworth. First name Butt. -
2023-12-01 at 7:20 AM UTC in Random image thread
Originally posted by Third Temple its even funnier because Wir kind of sounds like they're saying "is" so Is Sucken Dick a
Originally posted by Third Temple its even funnier because Wir kind of sounds like they're saying "is" so Is Sucken Dick and yes the last 2 words sound a lot like that
Ich bin ein Berliner
But it translates into "We are looking for you".
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2023-12-01 at 6:41 AM UTC in Buttmaster, the Master of ButtStill mine
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2023-12-01 at 6:39 AM UTC in Buttmaster, the Master of ButtHey! Give me my butt back! It's mine.
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2023-11-21 at 5:11 PM UTC in If you had the chance would you punch ET?No. I would give him a hug and kiss him between the eyes. Keep him in my closet like Drew Barrymore did. Give him how own special candy jar full of Reese's Pieces.too cute just too cute.
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2023-11-20 at 2:41 PM UTC in Can I move in with a space niggaUnderage pussy
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2023-11-01 at 3:13 PM UTC in Vindictive Vinny - You have a choice.
Originally posted by Kawkasian Your (so far) refusal to stop posting on your current account and apparent intent to pass the post count of our dearly departed friend Bill Krozby is both abhorrent and ball numbing.
As such I'm going to offer you a choice.
You can be a REAL man and switch accounts before you pass it
Or
You can pass it and I'll leave the forums forever never to return on ANY account…then you'll only have Candy to argue with.
THE CHOICE IS YORS.
Did you really think this was gonna work or was this just your way of telling us you're leaving the site for good? Vinny the gnat would post here all day even if he was the only member left, somehow arguing with himself.
Anyway I'll probably join you in exodus. I keep trying to squeeze Dr. Pepper out of this piece of charcoal of a site and there's just none left.
It's just the gnats now. Forum drama gnats. I think my time here as well is done.
I will stay in communication with the appropriate lovebirds I've met along the way. I'll check my DMs every few weeks perhaps. And that's all she's gonna have wrote. For your health, for you wiiiine.
Fuck I want to leave on a nice looking even number though and just checked that I'll need 900 some posts to get 55,000. That's when I'll leave I guess. To assuage my numeral OCD and give myself time to let out my last gasp of shit posts and tie up loose ends.
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2023-11-01 at 6:29 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentlol im just kidding its my sister she knows how to party .
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2023-11-01 at 6:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentthats me in case anyone cares i kept myself private until after Halloween
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2023-11-01 at 6:27 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentwho is hallowen party housing i forgot to ask here