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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Elbow orange cat detected

    no brain cells

    She has one and you know it.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't see any Bradley dick but thank you.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala I was just thinking about you!

    Same, lol.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eaten alive by a shark.









    Thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

    Thank you.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc Y'all need to get sum exercise


    .

    Is that the thing where you move around and stuff?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Iron Ree That's not my last name it's my username

    You're right and I apologize. I'll amend my comment.

    Change the latter part of your username from Ree to John and I'll do anything you want and I do mean anything. ANYTHING.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I'll send you a late birthday gift once I get reorganized here

    I'm still reorganizing myself. I was meaning to text you anyway. I'll get in touch. Take your time; all is well and life is jumbly.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Iron Ree wannna fuck bbygurdkl

    Change your last name from Ree to John and I'll do anything you want and I do mean anything. ANYTHING.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc Hey Questions, 40s is the best decade, You're now old enough to know better, but still young enough to not give a fuck.


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    Yessir. Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    aaaaaahuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

    jkjklol on god hope you're all well other than those of you I despise. I'm 40 years old now. Into the broiling oven I go. /Seventeen heart emojis go here
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck I never got to get his father's proper email address before the ask me anything was over. Dang it
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My cat Sophie typed that
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Walk to the site

    Wow! There's a girl

    "Hey, what's your name?"

    "Sally. I'm just a girl."


    "Okay? I didn't ask if you were a girl or a boy you stupid bitch"

    "I. Sorry"

    "You're going to be sorry when I get done pulverizing you into a plump. Why do you make me do this ?"

    And scene
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Uhhhhh, sure why not.

    I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
    I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Obbe Why did mmQ stop posting?

    Sorry. I was at the combination football game and grocery store, but I still, haven't found, what I'm looking for.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Blowing other men is against my religion, but I encourage you to continue asking around until you find the right person.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hole related things

    thank you
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    what is this, 2013 again? why is there a new a guy drinking cough syrup constantly telling me he doesn't do drugs?
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I just did a test. I have no microphone. I said the word "chicken" aloud in the room, then I refreshed YouTube. Nothing happened. I repeated the word "chicken" again, nothing. So I repeated the word chicken ten times in a row, refreshing the browser after each incantation of the word, ie: chicken… refresh browser.. chicken.. refresh browser… chicken… refresh browser.. nothing.. but on the 11th time saying chicken and refreshing the browser, a chicken video finally came up about halfway down the page.

    On your phone or PC?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Me wants
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