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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock No sane chick would willingly be alone with that degenerate

    It's a dude pretending to be a chick. As soon as he has wariat alone he's going to sodomize him then add his skull to the collection in his refrigerator.

    I'm hoping it turns into more of a several decades long rape dungeon/rape puppet sort of thing.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're already overthinking it. You're gonna fuck it up. You don't overthink such things you just do them.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    if she's willing to lick your ass she's willing to eat your shit. Shit in her mouth. She's clearly mentally retarded so have fun
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo When I was 5 my favorite movie was the gremlins
    Ain't got shit to do with this but I just thought that I should mention
    You looking for divine and a little intervention
    And them birds don't fly without my permission
    I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes
    Or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons
    See my world is different
    Like Dwayne Wayne
    And if u want some trouble bitch I want the same thing


    Maybe not my favorite but I been feeling it in my heart ever since I heard it



    Originally posted by Sudo Cause of death by immortal tech has a crazy opening verse too



    You better watch what the fuck flies outta ya mouth
    Or I'ma hijack a plane and fly it into your house
    Burn your apartment with your family tied to the couch
    And slit your throat, so when you scream, only blood comes out.

    I doubt that there could ever be… a more wicked MC
    'Cuz AIDS infested child molesters aren't sicker than me
    I see the world for what it is, beyond the white and the black
    The way the government downplays historical facts.

    'Cuz the United States sponsored the rise of the 3rd Reich
    Just like the CIA trained terrorists to the fight
    Build bombs and sneak box cutters onto a flight
    When I was a child, the Devil himself bought me a mic.

    But I refused the offer, 'cuz God sent me to strike
    With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke
    My words'll expose George Bush and Bin Laden
    As two separate parts of the same seven headed dragon.

    And you can't fathom the truth, so you don't hear me
    You think Illuminati's just a fuckin conspiracy theory?
    That's why Conservative racists are all runnin' shit
    And your phone is tapped by the Federal Government.

    So I'm jammin' frequencies in ya brain when you speak to me
    Technique will rip a rapper to pieces indecently
    Pack weapons illegally, because I'm never hesitant
    Sniper scoping a commission controllin the president.

    Father, forgive them, for they don't know right from wrong
    The truth will set you free, written down in this song
    And the song has the Cause of Death written in code
    The Word of God brought to life, that'll save ya soul

    I read both of these in Eminem's voice. They just sound like him. I just wanted you to know that. I also had to look up Dwayne Wayne- I thought Lil Wayne somehow misspelled Dwayne Wade. kthxbai
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Christina
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can I have some DMT from one of you? Is that a thing you can send in the mail?
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai i need meff

    if i dont have meff i am constantly hungry and have no energy to do anything

    this sucks ass

    i havent had meff for months and until like… last week, that was fine. idk whats up. feels bad man. i crave MEAT and FUN and i have neither. meth gets rid of the MEAT craving and makes everything FUN.

    I wish I could be your partner. Let's meff some day.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol Jill the nigger front page flushing. Get your steam out girl.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    erkay
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Best to be pissed in.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Since when has anybody ever farted and realized it wasn’t just a fart and been like oh wow…wow you know what yeah that really just made my day how exciting…I’m pleasantly surprised right now. I’m gonna sit here and enjoy this moment.

    Fine. Why am I like a wet fart and why was this mentioned by name in a thread I hadn't even posted in?
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Garret you are a wet fart.

    A pleasant surprise. Yes, I know. 😂 😂 😂 😂
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked He looks like he might have a loose butthole. But he also has the look of a man with a uniquely shaped penis, so its kind of a toss up.

  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Definitely trust them. You're doing it right. Give them as much money and shots as they want. They're going to do exactly what they offered and definitely aren't gonna take your money and run. You finally did it.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Third Temple ask Finny if he has any extras in his man purse

    Nah that's too much work. I'll just keep using the one I have. Thanks anyway!
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Third Temple ewwwww.

    change your ManPax out once in a while, buddy

    Oh I didn't know you were supposed to.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Third Temple Your Man'gina?

    Nah, that's dry and crusty.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Instigator Was it moist?

    DAMP
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Crumple it up and put it in your ONE-HITTER. Oh what's that? You don't carry it on you at all times? Amateur hour. Remove yourself from my eyesight and my life. Thanks and goodbye forever.
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