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Posts That Were Thanked by Zanick

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If we assigned you (Zanick) the nickname Zanny, it would accomplish two things:
    1. Conform with a common username (and user nickname) pattern around here (Lanny, "Panny", Benny/vinny, "finny", etc).
    2. Sound like a colloquial reference to Xanax.
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  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bmdrl2EDjD

    album dropping tonite
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  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Spent about three weeks editing and recording this I hope u like it

    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UMtbUsHszD
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg He doesn't even have ADHD though he showed me the website he got the idea from

    You don't have to have ADHD to benefit from the miracle of amphetamines.
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    xou can suck xy non-gendered willy
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    But to answer OP, pretty much yes. Unless you use PGP or something to encrypt your PMs (which is easy and I encourage you all to do but I know you're all some dumb ass motherfuckers who won't ever take my advice on this point) then I am able to read them. Emails on file can be read, although most of you signed up with fake ones so w/e. I actually can't read passwords the way they're stored, but I could remove password salting if I deployed different software to prod than I have on github.

    My usual line is that I don't read PMs, look at email addresses unless you're spamming, or store passwords in the clear but you have no way to verify any of that and I can be compelled to lie to you. If anything significant rests on this information staying out of my hands you need to take steps to make sure I don't get access to it.
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  7. GGGG Yung Blood (banned)
    The first time I smoked marijuana I had an epiphany and realized I never had a girlfriend in my entire life (getting cucked at Hydro's house doesn't count) and I realized I had no interest of ever having one and only wanted to smoke more weed with my bros. I wanted their penises and for the first time in my life I was ready to admit that. Huffing marijuana and then cock is the greatest feeling in the world. Especially if something is also plunged in your asshole.

    Did more research and decided that instead of using them to fill my orifices, I would get money instead. I think I actually worked my way up from 6in to 9in all the way to 12in, and before I knew it I was taking it in the ass everyday

    This was around the time I became a fully out homosexual and had this 6'5 dude as my boyfriend. I sucked his dick on his birthday once and for some reason he decided he liked me enough to fuck me without any compensation.

    One time this dude fucked me. I was going to forget about it honestly but this guy and some others who got raped by him decided to fuck his ass. Not really related to me, but that kid assumed it was I guess because he gave me a handjob

    Kinda funny how many people will be your friend just because you're holding their cock in your hand
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy fuck, this nearly broke my brain (NEVER AGAIN)...

    Philosophical conundrums such as that of qualia limit our ability to draw this-vs-that conclusions about colors (if brought up nominally). Now, light vibrations that match nominal affixations can allow for firm footing for building any kind of convincing syllogism. Since crimson is blood's color, it could go that it is worth high appraisal, as it would carry macro-historical footholding to to us hominids. If scholars want artistic conclusions, such strong claims would not satisfy.

    And also, no thesaurus... because that would have kinda killed the whole challenge.
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  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III a death warrant for the person grabbing it or for the person who had their bowl grabbed?

    Both. Someone with two bowls can't be trusted.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I have a dozen Reddit accounts and I post from none of them except for dick pics. Nobody there is so carcinogenic like the people here, which makes me think they're all liars.

    Faggot, where the fuck were you?

    You had me worried sick...

    Was that really your "evil sister"? Or am I just a gullible motherfucker?

    Or were you experiencing some kind of psychotic break from reality?

    Whatever the case, good to see you posting again.
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  13. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    what exactly are you trying to do and why? attract a bunch of retarded zoomers? you can't recreate the wild west of the internet. all we can do is huddle in our hobbit holes and try to escape saurons eye.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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  15. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by Zanick What a shame, I really needed to see this.



    http://xxxbunker.com/proxy_paige_vegetable_sex_game_extreme_anal

    Also relevant:
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just from some of his threads and posts from the past few days are enough evidence to gather that we have someone here who is so pathetic, that they may actually be the perfect storm of shitty qualities and personality traits.

    Let's see:
    1. Craves attention from others like a junkie fiending for a fix: Just look at how many threads he's started in SG alone about the most trivial fucking shit ever, all in a desperate attempt to luckily happen to shit out a mediocre enough thread to get a few decent posts.
    2. Lives out of a motel: Self-explanatory.
    3. Is proud of the fact that he has no moral compass and would fuck over any friend he ever had (if he ever had any, which seems pretty unlikely anyway): https://niggasin.space/thread/32584.
    4. Is a sexual deviant who gets off on the idea of exposing himself to unsuspecting motel maids: https://niggasin.space/thread/32560.
    5. Is a sociopath: https://niggasin.space/thread/32482.

    The list just goes on and on...

    WellHung, congratulations, you give people absolutely zero reason to like you.

    It's almost impressive in it's own way, actually.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie I really enjoy how you use language Zanick.

    One of these days I should do the same readability analyses on his posts as I did with infinityshock.

    If I did analyses of every poster on here, they (infinityshock and Zanick) would probably lie at the exact opposite poles on the bell curve.

    Originally posted by gadzooks Also, by the way…

    He (infinityshock) communicates at a sub 4th grade level…

    He got a score of 4.8 on the Dale-Chall readability score (based on the difficulty level of the words you use):

    Score Notes
    4.9 or lower easily understood by an average 4th-grade student or lower
    5.0–5.9 easily understood by an average 5th or 6th-grade student
    6.0–6.9 easily understood by an average 7th or 8th-grade student
    7.0–7.9 easily understood by an average 9th or 10th-grade student
    8.0–8.9 easily understood by an average 11th or 12th-grade student
    9.0–9.9 easily understood by an average 13th to 15th-grade (college) student

    Originally posted by gadzooks On the Flesch Reading Ease Formula, he got a NEGATIVE score, which they do admit is possible, just unlikely:

    The following table can be helpful to assess the ease of readability in a document.

    The table is an example of values. While the maximum score is 121.22, there is no limit on how low the score can be. A negative score is valid.
    Score Difficulty
    90-100 Very Easy
    80-89 Easy
    70-79 Fairly Easy
    60-69 Standard
    50-59 Fairly Difficult
    30-49 Difficult
    0-29 Very Confusing

    His score: -835.88
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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by infinityshock the extent of that faggots talent is to 'accidentally' slip his middle finger through the toilet paper as hes wiping the jizz leakage off his asshole after getting cornholed by some random nigger…then pretending hes not a virgin.

    Do you not realize how boringly predictable you are?

    When I saw that the most recent post in this thread was from you, I pretty much imagined already something exactly like this.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The shtick is getting old, bruh. Try something new.

    In case you (or anyone) didn't see it, I actually collated and analyzed all of his posts and did a word frequency analysis...

    Originally posted by gadzooks Infinityshock's word frequency list (top 20 most frequently used words in his posts in 2018):
    like: 736
    dont: 719
    nigger: 619
    even: 460
    nude: 456
    go: 449
    shit: 445
    know: 436
    make: 425
    stfu: 403
    fucking: 353
    literally: 351
    ill: 326
    back: 320
    pics: 319
    cock: 316
    time: 315
    need: 314
    niggers: 303
    much: 299

    And I even made a word cloud...



    And as Odigo pointed out...

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service It's like a portal into his mind.
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  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Dishes, they're pretty easy to do but they don't stay done for more than a couple of hours. Like you never get to have the dishes done for longer than it is until the next meal. A perpetual reminder of our base, material needs. Our status as common animals. They sit there taunting me, they say "in your conceit, you, man, forget that in mere days your body fails you without food. All your accomplishments, all your civilization, and you haven't escaped the most basic needs of your ancestors. Woe unto you, who thinks to rise above, who denies your place in the world. Look on my cluttered, stacked, grease spattered facade and know of biological fact, your inevitable demise, the futility of all your projects." Fuck dishes man, they're some bitch shit.
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