2022-04-12 at 9:14 PM UTC
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MID LIFE BULLSHIT
AngryOnion
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[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I love how all the threads here degenerate into dicks and niggers.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Despite being barely one year old he is already able to climb and repell down tall buildings. Yesterday he went on a date with the pop star known as Ke$ha and returned home early because he found the slurring of her words after a few drinks distasteful. He took apart my MacBook and put it back together with a better fan the other day.
He can also make dreamcatchers that, upon awakening, can be used to replay your dream with lucidity. Broke my arm this morning when I tried to shake his hand. I'm under the impression it was because I didn't get him food fast enough but trust me, even with one arm I won't make the same mistake again.
Just letting yall know the paradigm you will soon be confronted by
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2021-12-29 at 6:43 PM UTC
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Im very sick.
Get your affairs in order now.
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2021-12-14 at 4:06 AM UTC
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I am a fucking razor
aldra
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Originally posted by STER0S
can someone post the kr0z-krab-krawl for ol time sake
<no homo>
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no because sploo died around christmas I got a lot of dead friends to keep up with and their ghosts torment me daily
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2021-11-04 at 12:11 AM UTC
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reincarnation
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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2021-11-03 at 1:20 PM UTC
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guys check out this gay porn
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
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2021-10-27 at 7:05 PM UTC
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Severe child porn addiction
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But he is a nice guy with a good heart and a very light and good natured sense of humour.
I'd rather be friends with Scron than most people with normal faces. He is a cool guy.
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Originally posted by Wariat
like I said my life experiences and what goes on in the real world shape my views. i see how they act and i saw how they acted in turkey and at that club last night. you on the other hand never got flose to a teen chick in ur life past the age of 20 and live in a sexually repressed country with “prom” as some uktimate badge of honor and they have no freedom there. hell in poland they dont have much freedom but ive seen how they act when theya re tiven freedom to let loose and go without parents on trip to other eu countries abroad like turkey. i know them real well trust me.
Originally posted by Wariat
if you were treated like me by females ur entire life im sure ud shape much diff opinions of them and what they deserve and why being some white knight is bullshit and pointless.
Originally posted by Wariat
wo u think its cool how they treat guys or men like me who show them respect and dont start hunping them in the middle of a dance floor like thwt german? thats cool to you but somehow a guy doing anything to them they deserve for being bitches isnt?
Originally posted by Wariat
plus sex is like spitting it means nothing emotionally or any or that shit. the shit they do to me like how they treated me emotionally last night was way worse thwn any sex could do. im like an animal. for me sex is like spitting just an avt to let loose.
Originally posted by Wariat
they wre able toconsent hence the wge of consent law being everywhere outwide america at 16 the most. the difference is finding them who would wt that age have ses and fewer even an older guy. but one can make the same argument about porn. how many 19 yr olds would actually fuck an older guy or rim a fuy or drink piss. yet hanna hays exists (not the piss part but rest) and so many others i see so im sure 16 yr old versions of the, in countries where its legaldo as well no?
Originally posted by Wariat
and by the way if 16 yr olds were not capable of consent or didnt know what they were doing the age of consent would not be fucking 14-16 virtually everywhere in the eu nor would they be allowed to go to places like turkey unsupervised nor would clubs let them in. use ur brain moron. most of the world agrees with me not you or americans.
Originally posted by Wariat
they wre able toconsent hence the wge of consent law being everywhere outwide america at 16 the most. the difference is finding them who would wt that age have ses and fewer even an older guy. but one can make the same argument about porn. how many 19 yr olds would actually fuck an older guy or rim a fuy or drink piss. yet hanna hays exists (not the piss part but rest) and so many others i see so im sure 16 yr old versions of the, in countries where its legaldo as well no?
Originally posted by Wariat
here is a prime exmaple what some hot 18 yr olde do oit of their free will so why cant i for the love of god find one or better yet a 26 yo vereion of her where its legal?
https://biguz.net/duke+student+facials+abuse/
they exist its documented in porn.
E: forgot tp.quote op
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frala
Avant garde shartist
Wow so I got yelled a BITCH for being right. Typical. Fucking MEN.
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Originally posted by Wariat
this happens every time i go to those places no matter how appelwing the alure is. i saw a bunch of relaly young looking teen chicks go in so i said fuck it im in a country with such a low aoc and where they let 26 yr olds to in why the fuck not go for it guys? its bound to happen to my life eventually right to get one like a porno movie fully i mean with nasty shit and debauchery going on? anyway read on…
I'm so pissed off right now. I went to this club in Bulgaria where it was like I find out once I'm inside polish night or some shit. This area is filled with germans everywhere as its like their hangout country or city spot. Tonight inside this club was a mix of polish and german and it it was like some underaged party shit filled mostly hat to me seemed 16-17 yr olds or a bunch of young polish sluts getting all chimey with foreign guys. Same fucking bullshit I saw in turkey like 15 yrs ago when I was 20. That's how this garbage pool and culture is. They act all religious and conservative and shit and make their on guys polish with with a hard disk r even until marriage than whore thieves out t teen ages abroad to foreigners. Some ducking German piece of shit young faggit kept bumping me to get to this 16 or so yr old polish hobag (super skinny like she had anorexia too like child like body but tall) how as ignoring me and he just started like shoving everyone near him off and went to her grabbing her from behind like he owned her and she was all cool with it or let it happen disrespecting the polish race and letting some German treat her like a 16 yr old hobag.
I was so pissed I didn't deck him but at the time when he kept bumping people out of the way (he was the only one who did this everyone else in this club generally were respectful and either moved their shoulders a bit to get by or apologise on the dance floor if they hit you too hard) but this garbage not only acted like a rapist by just grabbing her like shes his deutschen property he kept hitting me. i felt stupid the idea or getting in a fight with some kids and his underaged homo buddies so i just tried to stand as an immovable object or a rock and take his shoulder blows. but it made me realize why hate clubs so much and those sorts or places. I only went because they advertised it as like the biggest club in bulgarian golden sands region and I was walking by and bored and lonely and looking for some female company without prostitution involved or to get some as a straight white male should on vacation (and I do not get why polak culture and females in particular makes it shameful or something to try getting laid without marriage or a long term gf unless your religious especially how they act abroad themselves with foreigners).
I hate normies and polish females so much. I am so much more handsome and have going for me than any of those foreign scum that they let grind on them. plus I’m more interesting and have mor respect for them or did at the beginning than some german dude going up without asking grabbing them.
also of note i tried to make conversation with the 16 yr old looking anorexic chick and asked her where shes from and that is how i found out they were from Poland but later i told her ehe has a nice body and she acted like she didnt understand me in polish so i repeated it in English and she like pretended not to hear me. so i guess instead of an older polish guy who looks good and is more interesting she rather have some german fagboy looking type disrespect the polish race and go up and treat her as a whore. I guess i could have said i was from the usa but hate pollack whores and their gold digging ways (even from a young age or 6 it seems) so I would rather just tell the world ho garbage this country and culture is and hypocritical they are as a people and their females.
the weird thing about it was she kept making eye contact with me like they kept dancing in their teenwge slut circle that german dude who got grubby with her her she just ket it happen after a while left, and i just for sat down drinking a beer and she would dance and then turn around look at me for a second and keep dwncing. Wen when i ignored her at this point and looked don on her for disrespecting poland letting a krwut do thwt to her wnd pretending to not be polish to me since she answered in english after i told her im also in poland later when she acted like a retard not knowing masz ladne cialo qnd again when i repeated masz ładne figure means. she would dance and after like every minute ir two i saw her fucking head tunr to look at me. i dont fucking get why if it was w look off isgust why let some fucking kraut german teenage faggit who deserves his ass whipped for being a stupid german white privilege pobably day rapist disrespect you like that? and if it is a look of hey i find u attractive why disrespect me like that? act like u dont hear me? multiple fucking times in multiple languages - stupid retard pollack.
its such bullshit. i was expecting to have some fun and bring some 16 yr olds to my hotel room with a night full of rimming and debauchery and this is what my life i guess turned out to be while in porn you have officislly on camera willing to do that shit at 19 for the world to see like thwt hanna hays chick to ugly older dudes than even me. makes no fucking sense.
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2021-08-07 at 1:12 PM UTC
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Obbe
Alan What?
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I haven't played since my dad stopped playing because he was dying and too drugged up to play anymore.
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Apple is actually productizing some software I wrote to detect faggotry on this forum years ago. I started with a 12 layer recurrent deep neural net with a convolutional architecture but then I realized I could perform an optimization by exploiting underlying patterns in human communication. The final code ended up looking like:
def is_ghey(post):
return True
Extension of this algorithm to child abuse or terrorism detection is left as an exercise for the reader.
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2021-07-29 at 6:15 AM UTC
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I genuinely like CandyRein
I genuinely like you too.. thank you so much ..
And it’s okay if someone doesn’t like me, my head isn’t big enough to believe that I can be everyone’s cup of tea..😘💕
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2021-07-29 at 3:08 AM UTC
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I genuinely like CandyRein
In her time on NIS, she has far beyond proven exactly how much she belongs in our community.
If you don't think CandyRein is a too quality poster, you are gay.
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2021-07-18 at 1:02 PM UTC
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Wide awake
why can't you just call it an ass
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in da industry theyre called "stops" I guess cause it's supposed to stop the water. the problem is water is really hard on things and and theyre usually cheap/low quality. theres a significant chance that they will begin leaking if you operate them.
usually you want to be prepared to replace them if youre gonna mess with them
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2021-07-13 at 5:28 PM UTC
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Violence as a tool
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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