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2018-02-23 at 5:01 PM UTC in teneyetuscan you help me get more hotter matches on tinder who want to cook good for me and grind this johnson
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ps i like how you touch-up / polish ur posts so quickly. putting the finishing touches on our posts is our higher purposeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-22 at 11:17 PM UTC in Disgusting things you've done during sexSometimes when I'm in the fucking zone I'll pin the bitch's arms above her head and just lick her armpit I don't give a fuck
I'm an animal the pheromones induce alchemy it turns my dick from rock to titanium
I'll literally bury my nose in her armpit and snort that shit like it just came from colombia
Because I've done this so often I am now able to categorise bitch sweat into flavours and can even predict diet and general health
Some bitches taste like potato. this is the most common and enjoyable smell as my peasant Russian ancestors relied on a diet of potatoes and other tubers. My genetics are naturally drawn to this type of smell even though I stay away from carbohydrates in fear of my physiological and psychological health
Some bitches taste like salt. This usually indicates a diet high in sodium and indeed many of the sushi cunts have armpits that smell like typical b.o but taste like salt. I like to kiss the bitch immediately afterwards to let her know that she needs to cut down on her sodium intake. One time I said should we order sushi and she said no
Some bitches taste like metal. I am not entirely sure what this indicates but I have a strong feeling I am just licking deodorant and antiperspirant. This does not make me happy but I am already balls deep and it is too late to back out.
One special bitch tasted like sweets. This may actually indicate some sort of health disorder or excess consumption of sugar but it only happened once. I kept fucking her in hopes of tasting that sweetness again but it never came. Shit was like chasing that first crack high. when she asked me why I became distant I couldn't be honest with her so I told her my cousin is terminally illThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-22 at 12:06 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatSorry Zanick, I feel absolutely no moral obligation to not consume sentient animals. I don't think "morality" is any sort of argument anyway, especially on an individual level where people like me literally struggle to feel any sort of "empathy" (even though I rationally understand what you're talking about). "Might does not make right" is not an argument, especially since consuming higher amounts of protein contributed to the growth of our prefrontal cortex (which is responsible for your linguistic abilities which attempt to oppose the killing and eating of animals). If your ancestors only ate plants and nuts you would not be able to make this thread. Of course, this is a "natural fallacy" (since "natural" does not mean "right") but I am a member of a species in an ecosystem which sustains (and has sustained) itself by eating animals. I agree that modern farming where chickens and cows are kept in fucked up conditions is pretty abhorrent, but this is an entirely separate issue to eating animals. Can you please explain to me why killing and eating animals, whose genes have contributed to their tasty propensity, is objectively wrong and not merely something that makes you feel uncomfortableThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-21 at 3:51 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice I feel like critical parts of my humanity have been consumed by hatred. I’m capable of unbelievable levels of wrath. I may actually need to be concerned about snapping and losing control. Constantly feeling like I’m on the verge of a rampage. I don’t think any amount of people killed would satiate me, I would have to dedicate my life to killing as many human beings as possible. Devote a dextroamphetamine fueled full powered autistic obsession toward becoming an expert on this.
I had my bad day that made it crystal clear how irredeemable human beings really are.
Originally posted by Malice I don’t want people to have that perception that I’m overly aggressive and insane.
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2018-02-19 at 12:06 PM UTC in Bill Krozby would let his daughter die for a million dollars.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-18 at 8:13 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-18 at 2:31 AM UTC in Quitting weed due to noticeable drop in IQDay 4 of no weed. I slept for 4 hours last night. I have a lingering headache from the sleep deprivation and my dreams are fucked. Thank Yahweh it's the weekend. 4000-0 request to apprehend. If Bill Krozby quotes this post I will make him a grandfatherThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-16 at 11:23 PM UTC in Ｉｔ＇ｓ Ｆｒｉｄａｙ！！
Originally posted by Daily Goddamn that sounds boring as fuck babe. I'm so glad people with your type of quantitative brain exist to do all the boring stuff for us field operatives. Heil Hitler.
Lanny really does have an amazing brain. Add in her astonishing facility for quantitative biology. Sometimes you meet people and they'll have some plan for how they'll get rid of the jedis, and they might even have specifics - Lanny has numbers. Her room is a mess of maps, books, census data, blueprints. She has planned out the exact quantities of gas required by month and by camp, the number of buildings in each camp, the number of cattlecars, everything. She is a one man holocaust architect and she is all ready to put the plans into action. -
2018-02-16 at 2:38 AM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAThis thread is like the poverty version of the whole #metoo thing going on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-14 at 1:05 AM UTC in Banner
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2018-02-13 at 11:56 PM UTC in Do you have a balanced diet?It was some faggot's birthday today and he offered me a slice of coconut cake - I tried to reject him in a jokey fashion, but I was ambushed by about 6 other faggots who, of course, want to see my visible abs and defined jawline destroyed in order to level the playing field in the sexual market. I had a bite and began chewing extremely slowly while nodding and smiling, secretly planning to run to the bathroom and spit out the sugarkike before anybody noticed. However, I was ambushed again, this time by a question, and out of impatience, swallowed the sugarkike to answer. Approximately 20 minutes later, I began feeling anxious and depressed - the decline of testosterone was palpable - and I couldn't even hold eye contact with an 8/10 who was checking me out. The ingestion of the sugarkike temporarily turned me into a beta. I even felt sympathetic to marxist ideology. Thank you faggot for force feeding me a slice of coconut kike and reminding me why I stay away from exogenous cancer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-12 at 10:08 PM UTC in Give me ideas. If they're good, I'll draw them in MS paint.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-10 at 8:35 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Malice please don't go to college and try to be some weird eccentric Gucci-wearing antinatalist philosophical savant. For your own sake. You will quickly become a walking meme. I know you're excited and trying to improve but your future reeks of regret.
You will become disillusioned with the whole experience of higher education. After you put yourself out there as an eccentric weirdo, you won't be able to take it back. Just try to be normal. For the love of god, don't ruin this for yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-09 at 6:03 AM UTC in I fucking hate goddamn straight edge peopleBeing straight edge is lame as fuck. I honestly consider a lack of drug use to be a sign of poor character.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-09 at 2:35 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency How have you been
Hey dude
I've been better mentally, but overall things are looking up. I met my current girlfriend right before zoklet went under. We got our chemistry degrees and went off to grad school together. The semester before grad school I got really disillusioned with pharmacological research and abandoned my dreams of becoming a psychopharmacologist or medicinal chemist. I am studying polymer chemistry, instead. It's useful and there's jobs. That same semester I also met up with Bunghole at a science conference in Denver and got him super high. That guy is a fucking brilliant chemist.
I got my first non-minimum wage job as part of the degree program. The school and/or your major professor pay you for 5 years to get a phd. My girlfriend gets paid 30k to get her degree, and I get bit less. It's not an uncomfortable wage when this state is so cheap.
I built a couple of high end gaming computers for my girlfriend and I with my surplus money about a year before altcoin mining exploded. Last May I decided to begin mining with 3 GPUs and I gambled all of the profits on a coin called Antshares at the price of around $6. Antshares was rebranded as NEO, and became a top 10 cryptocurrency in less than a year. I won't sell for the foreseeable future, but I'd be sad to cash out with less than six figures. Staggering return for running a program in the background 24/7 and paying twice the power bill. I think for a few years into the future GPUs will continue to print money. After stumbling into this dumb luck, I've become keen on searching for other good investments as a hobby. Fuck getting a real job if I never have to.
I also spend a lot of my time trying to figure out where to move to. I'm thinking about leaving the US after the phd. I could move just about anywhere I wanted with my girlfriend. Any country will take phds in their 20s. We are planning a lot of traveling to Europe & Canada for next year to see how we like it.
HSA, I hope you're doing better man, last I saw you were deep in the benzos.
Originally posted by Malice Were you molested as a child or something? How does it affect you?
I wasn't. People who I care about were. Is that an acceptable answer?
By the way, I'm proud of you for going outside more than once a month. It's been surreal to come back to this community of degenerates and see just how much has changed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-09 at 2:20 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?Jesus fucking christ what the fuck go to a hospitalThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-07 at 12:57 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-02 at 8:05 PM UTC in Can we take a moment to thank Lanny for this site?
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2018-01-31 at 9 PM UTC in I just narKed on all the drug dealers I knowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-18 at 3:06 AM UTC in Vizier plays Pokemon Altered Emerald : 2018 Niggas in Space EditionSo goys and girls, I'll be playing a hacked version of Pokemon Emerald for Gameboy Advance. It has all 386 pokemon of Generation 3, and I'll be posting screen shots along da wey. I've played Emerald before but I don't really remember much and I'm not sure of the changes or difficulty of this hack so it's a semi-blind run.
It will be played with nuzlocke rules, which mean the following:
-Catch 1st pokemon in every new area (routes, dungeons, cities, etc)
-If a pokemon faints, it's considered dead so it can no longer be used or revived
-Name all pokemon
-Shinies can be caught regardless but the death rule still applies
So buckle up, niggeroos.
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