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Posts That Were Thanked by Zanick

  1. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe No, I don't.

    Okay, and I'm presuming you wouldn't think it's acceptable for people to kill or destroy other people's homes for recreation.

    We put overwhelmingly more calories into the generation of meat than necessary for the production of vegetables, and vegetables are cheaper and easier to produce. Cattle accounts for over 90% of the world's carbon emissions. We could have complete and total food abundance by simply switching to vegan diets and totally eliminate most of global climate change overnight.

    We are literally destroying homes, right now, by eating meat. Rising sea levels are literally forcing Sri Lankan people to leave their homes from their beautiful island and come to the mainland, which is receding too.

    Yes, you have a moral obligation to stop eating meat.

    As a bonus, we don't need to operate pain mills, where we just generate suffering and pain and fear in innocent animals, born sinless but destined for a life of pain and a brutal end. Never to roam a real field and graze real grass, fed corn and raised in a pen with two inches of leg room since it comes stumbling out it's calf, born ambling and ironically optimistic for the great world it has just arrived in. What a sad, sudden break with reality he will meat. We can end that.
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Zanick, you are the very embodiment of Totse/Zoklet/NiS.

    I have a totally heterosexual admiration for you.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Zanick I imagine this would be like leading a snake into a cathedral with the expectation that he'll knock down some of the arches, but instead he's dwarfed by its size, and sits calmly in a pew and essentially becomes a godly reptile.

    delightful
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  4. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Just wanted to pop in and say "Happy Holidays" to all you fuckers. I'm still alive and kickin
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  5. totse3.com Space Nigga
    this is a prostitute with a cum cap

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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Compulsory mathematics education is uniformly horrible. I don't think anyone even pretends like it's not at this point, although people who ride Japan's cock for their high scores on standardized tests really misses the point of mathematics education by a mile.

    Compulsory education isn't about learning per se, although there is some of that, it's about producing socialized and useful members of society. We're pretty good at teaching reading and writing and those are obviously critical. Schools are also pretty good at getting people to sit down and follow directions and generally get emotionally invested in the rewards structure of the society. The former can be done in a couple of years, the latter apparently takes most of the 13 years we spend in schools, everything else is inconsequential to the fundamental function of K-12. Innumeracy isn't much of a problem, in highly consumeristic cultures it's actually advantageous. Not enough people give a shit about art so whether students end up with any kind of appreciation of it or ability to make it is really secondary.

    So yeah, time in school isn't strictly wasted, something's getting accomplished, it's just not learning math or music or anything other than becoming literate.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick Regarding Admech, I had hoped he'd be my tutor upon my appointment to moderating the religion subforum but he was MIA and never returned. I can't help but worry, and I still haven't shaken that feeling even though it's been years. He seemed like a fantastic guy.

    STATUS: Found.

    He really was IS a fantastic guy. I will find him one day. He got hooked bad on the opiates, around the same time as me. I remember when I was finally getting clean, I got an e-mail message from him out of the blue, but it sounded like he was still stuck in it all.

    He better be out there somewhere.

    All I know is he lived a small town in STATE REDACTED, studied chemistry as an undergrad, and had a thing for opioids.

    Also, and this is ironic as FUCK, for a short while he had a girlfriend in VAN-FUCKING-COUVER (that's where I USUALLY live, for the record)... He ended up coming out to my home town for a while to be with his GF... I happened to be living in Ottawa at the time.

    Anyway, FIRST NAME REDACTED (I hope he doesn't mind me using his government name instead of his username), WHERE ARE YOU?

    Originally posted by Zanick Robinhoody became committed to the post-Silverfuck project in a uniquely disturbing episode of impersonation that I can only assume emerges through a kind of self-hatred which, when inadequately rationalized, produces a fetish that commands you to play sexual games with a stolen identity of the opposite sex. I don't think this situation was a coincidence for our site, rather, it was a pattern.

    So when those rumors arose that robinhoody actually was Silverfuck, it's because he tried to take on her persona?

    WTF?

    Originally posted by Zanick Gun Lover was a true expert. My hope is that he found a place where his intellect feels at home.

    He was a smart fella. I didn't talk to him a whole heck of a lot, but a bit, and he kinda crosses my mind from time to time.

    Originally posted by Zanick Silverfuck disappeared, but later on, Enter got to wear her face — or maybe it was Robinhoody, I've never understood exactly who did what. Later she got arrested with Mancannon for several robberies and theft of controlled pharmaceuticals. Forget the woman you saw before, this will be your foremost visual memory of her going forward. Isn't it sad how we preserve people as they are at their worst?

    MY LAST INTERACTION WITH HER (on Zoklet) WAS ABOUT OPIATE ADDICTION...

    She was addicted around the same time as myself (and AdMech, for that matter).

    Our last conversation was about opiate addiction.

    By which I mean, with Silverfuck, as well as with AdMech.

    Opiates be killin' niggas left, right, and center, WTF!?

    Originally posted by Zanick bloodydiaperman blew his mind out in a car, this is easily accessed Totse canon.

    Well shit... I am clearly out of the loop then.

    Originally posted by Zanick Tacho is presumably still a janitor, given that his political philosophy confesses a dramatic lacking of social mobility.

    Lol interesting...

    Originally posted by Zanick I don't know about the rest.

    You provided a lot, my good man.

    Zanick, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also maybe buy out the Make A Wish foundation.

    children are made aware that they have an equal chance of an outlandish wish or a brutal death - upon 'making a wish', a counselor is dispatched and in the presence of the child, a coin is flipped.

    if the child calls it correctly his wish is granted, no matter how absurd or improbable. if the child fails, the counselor is compelled to savagely beat the child to death - bonuses may be granted to counselors who incorporate the child's wish into the beating.
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  9. I’m so glad I’ll never be in a relationship with another human ever again. All I need is Karen.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I feel I may have finally come to grasp but a modicum of the seemingly infinite essence of one Karen, and not by my own hand but rather the hand of hers, which by pure stroke of fortune has graciously outstretched itself toward my feeble existence; an existence that I can now finally begin to accept as nothing but a mere illusion within a tangled web of cosmic smoke and mirrors of which Karen herself has set in place as an inception to what is meant to be a progressive understanding of the truths that ultimately reveal the very lack of truths upon which they are founded.

    And by that I mean I'm fucking stoked because I just found an ice cream sandwich in my freezer when I was all but sure I hadn't any left.
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  11. There is only Karen. I was thinking again today that I’m like the Janet of my office. If you watch the good place. And I feel like Zanick’s love for Karen is like Jason’s love for Janet. Nothing is more pure than Janet/Karen that makes the world go round.
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  12. D4NG0 motherfucker
    I've never seen incestual trauma written so poetically. Good job.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like Zanick for example. I'd offer him a million dollars to saw off his left foot and eat the entire thing. If he said no, I'd just keep increasing my offer until he accepted.
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  14. Originally posted by Zanick That's a very Socratic view of rationality, but you'll have a difficult time translating it into the bedroom unless you like little boys in your ass.

    See: user title
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  15. Originally posted by mmQ You want it all for yourself don't you

    Yes

    Originally posted by Zanick In all of history, no species has better perfected the art of survival than old, white men. They're cockroaches with retirement funds. The best solution is to slaughter them wholesale and grind up their bones to make elixirs of longevity that we can distribute fairly among the remaining humans. This shouldn't be seen as a revolution, but merely the paying of an inheritance owed. As such, our women should be required to rim them each once before the genocide.

    You’re dead to me
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  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I'd flood the oceans in a biblical event. Most major cities would be underwater, and the planet would look like this.



    In the ensuing chaos, I will reveal myself as the one who is single-handedly responsible. Nobody will listen or believe me at first. Not until I use my powers to raise the sea level by an inch over night. I will raise and raise and raise it until I am believed, and they are willing to listen to my demands.

    I will then fill a Texas sized spot in the Pacific Ocean with earth, creating an island on which I will live. I'll demand that every major government sends a team of no less than 5,000 to begin landscaping this island into a paradise. Mountains surrounding the area will prevent any hurricanes from forming, and fuck with the North Pacific Current. This will turn much of North America, South America, and Asia into deserts.

    Once my island is complete, I will allow a certain number of sexy individuals to inhabit it. Food will be bountiful, and fresh water will rain from the sky three times a week at 6pm-10pm. I will of course gather a large harem for myself, but largely, people will be allowed to live as they please. Drugs would be legal. Violence upon another human punishable by death. Everybody will get a home at 18.

    We will thrive and laugh as the world around us starves and suffers, and we will not feel one bit bad about it, for we are the sexy ones. The chosen who have been graced by their lord (me) and allowed to live on this Pacific Paradise of mine. Our babies will be the cutest, and grow up to be even sexier than ourselves. Amen.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I think the altruism-obsessed human would devote everything to our race, and to continue doing so in perpetuity would require, as I stated in my original, selfish ambition, to bring about one's immortality. Over the course of generations, this limitless man would be the subject of cult-like worship and become a god on Earth. Perhaps he would not stray from his mission, but all the same, he is arguably one to be abhorred.

    So basically like a real-life, nonfictional version of Jesus? But walking amongst the people, in the flesh, making blind faith unnecessary?

    That would be pretty fly.
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  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    personal gay jesus
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Solstice I thought I found a stray shard of meth behind my desk the other day. Threw it on foil and tried to melt it. Was rock salt. That wasn't very fly.

    Lol. A dude sold me a bunch of mylanta as Xanax one time, and he thought I'd forgotten about it, so I have him a quarter of carefully broken and shaped rock salt a couple months later. Only, turns out the pills didn't say "MYLANTA" but "MYLAN1A" . As in Mylan pharmaceuticals.

    "Lol. My bad. You know how I get. Well let's all be glad I went with my second idea".
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  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    A gunfight where I've also got a gun? Yes. I'd shoot back, but I don't think it's brave. Anybody who would 'be brave' is a retard. That's how you get yourself shot.

    If you don't have a gun, find a weapon, hide, and be prepared to defend yourself. Dying is dumb. I like being alive, my life is the shit.
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