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2019-03-21 at 6:40 PM UTC in ITT: I write songs for niggasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-21 at 6:02 PM UTC in REMOVE THE enhancementS: petition in song form (professional quality)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-21 at 5:47 PM UTC in share one shitty quality about yourselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-21 at 3:31 PM UTC in OFFICIAL: List of posters by qualityBest posters:
Zanick
Gadzooks
mmq
Ohfralala
Oct
Grylls
Micheal Meyers
Mediocre posters:
aldra
Lanny
Niggers:
CandyRein
Shit tier posters:
Bill Krozby
Ghost
infinityshock
ohfralalaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-21 at 3:21 AM UTC in OFFICIAL: List of quality postersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-21 at 2:56 AM UTC in OFFICIAL: List of quality postersZanick has a mental illness and he can't help it. It's not nice to make fun of the disadvantaged.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-19 at 2:39 AM UTC in Malice's Autopsy ReportAs promised, with a couple emails from a while back.
Rest in Peace, Space Nigga.
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2019-03-18 at 3:43 AM UTC in What don't you share with your niggas?I don't share unknown unknowns, only unknown knownsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-18 at 12:55 AM UTC in Steak sauce is an abominationSo I have a friend who is by all means a great friend, but he doesn't know how to cook for shit.
Recently he made some steaks that had been marinating for a few hours. At first this intrigued me, since I had never heard of him marinating anything, so I asked him what the meat was soaking in.
Almost immediately, I felt something rise up to my throat. Maybe I was just stoned, but I swear he spent a good 3 minutes just listing off different sauces that he had in his fridge. Multiple steak sauces and rubs, some BBQ, god fucking knows what else. I kind of tuned it out.
"...so it's gonna be good as fuck."
"Yeah, damn. That sounds awesome," I lied. He usually eats microwave foods and I didn't want to discourage him.
The smell of steaks came at me in a gust, but I could not smell any meat. I mean, it SOUNDED like he was cooking meat. It LOOKED like meat. But it did not smell or resemble meat any more than a cardboard box with sauce and cheese resembles a pizza. These things—these so called steaks— were a monstrosity. A goddamned abomination.
Not only were they cooked free of any tender pinkness, but they were loaded with sauce from the inside out, discoloring the meat. Each and every bite stung with the sort of unnatural excuse for flavor that can only be found in this sauce of devils.
I was halfway through the meal when my friend asked the question that would forever change me.
"Do you want some A1?"
I flipped my shit. I threw the steak at my friend. How fucking DARE he.
It's been several weeks and I've yet to return his calls. I don't plan to either. How can one remain on speaking terms with a person who has tried to poison them?
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2019-03-18 at 12:32 AM UTC in Show of hands, how many of us own or have owned a Gemini-20 milligram scale?P.S. that scale is really clean. Mine is covered in unholy mix of stimulants and benzos and miscellaneous other crap. If I ever got real desperate to get high I'd probably just lick it and go for a wild ride.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-15 at 5:39 PM UTC in 10,000 moments together...10,000 stars up in the sky
10,000 diamonds sparkle in your eyes
10,000 smiles I've smiled at you
10,000 times I've loved you true
10,000 kisses we've virtually shared
10,000 wishes I've wished you cared
10,000 promises I will not break
10,000 more posts that I shall makeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-15 at 5:34 AM UTC in i feel bad for infinityshockThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-14 at 6:40 AM UTC in Any of you niggas ever hear of cummingtonite?Ay gurl, how would you respond if I introduced you to some good old copper-feel?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-14 at 6:08 AM UTC in Post your bucket listZanick 2020The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-14 at 6:08 AM UTC in Post your bucket listZanick, I could and would vote for you in a state election.
Don't let your dreams be beans.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-13 at 4:49 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?I said my eyes are bleeding
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2019-03-13 at 4:41 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?Ok, I start with the 1st girl I met from DH. This was before I was introduced to the forums, or even noticed they were there to be honest. It happened somewhere around the year of 2010. I cannot lie, this girl in opinion looked like lumiee D, but with a fatter ass. I probably spelled her name wrong, but it’s the girl that singed that uh-oh song. We chatted for about a couple weeks, share a few pics, and before we know it, we were talking on the phone. She lived in Boston and wanted me to visit for a night. She said she was living in her moms basement(no judgement as to why). When we first saw each other, it was kind of awkward because we were saying all those erotic things through chat, and to show it off in public it was like weird. We took the bus to her house because I’m wasn’t playing for a cab. She said it was only about 8 bucks, as clever I were I said, if we took the cab at your house, we would be exposed being parked in front of your house. She was like nuh-uh we can stop a couple blocks before-I cut her and said I’m broke lets just take the bus. She was like, aite. Mind you, I’ve never traveled to Boston before, so it was a nice experience riding a coach bus. Back to the story. As we were on the bus, I started getting all touchy feely and kissing her on the cheek because the quiet sound of awkwardness was getting too obvious of this whole meet-up lets just fuck escapade. She was giggling n stuff, we started kissing for a bit. Cool. Finally our stop was here, must’ve been two hours or that bus ride took the longest way to her house because she said it was only a couple hours away. Fucking lie, my ass was hurting from sitting on the uncomfortable coach bus seats. But I didn’t complain like a bitch, I’m a trooper. Anyways now here comes the tricky part, sneaking in her house while her fam was there. It’s 10 something at night, it’s cold and I hear owls hooting nearby. She told me to wait here by the corner in the dark alone, until she flashes her signal(flashlight through her basement window) to run in. As she did, I have no clue, but the mission impossible song popped right into my head. I gotta stop watch so much movies man. As I got to her window, she said her bed was right underneath, to go ahead slide in. I told her please don’t make me hurt myself, are you sure I won’t get hurt? It was like a 7 ft landing. She said yeah, so in my thought, I was like Jesus take the wheel and slid in. Didn’t work out well. I went in foot first instead of head and still landed on my back. I should’ve dived in that bish. But there were branches n stuff so I had to hold them in order to get in. She laughed historically knowing was going to happen. I screamed shit too loudly and her mom duke yelled, “is everything ok down there? It sounded like you dropped something sweetie.” My heart dropped as I her footsteps walking down, I threw my ass under her bed holding her flashlight. For protection, I have no idea. I just felt safer holding it. So anyways mission completed, I was in. Her room was so dark though..she asked if I were hungry, that her made dinner I said yeah. So we shared a kiss and headed upstairs to fix me a plate. I was downloading songs from her laptop to my mini iPod Shuffle and finally she comes down with hot plate full of food. I was like damn bae I ain’t gonna eat all that lol and she was like duhhhh we going to eat it together. Aww how sweet. I was like really hungry so I ate most of it, needed the energy. So after we were done eating, we watched a movie all cuddly n stuff to set off the mood. I still was wondering why her room was so dark, I mean no mini nightlight. Man this girl is tough. So we had sex like 4 times that night. Her blowjob skills was eh, then we cuddled again until we both fell asleep. It’s now 6 something in the morning I think, my eyes began to open as I hear knocking on her window. I tap her saying babe-babe someone is knocking on your window. She checks the window and it was, her dad. He wanted her to open the garage door from the basement because he out of allllllllll fucking days misplaced his garage keys. Fucking bullshit. So she was like ok dad slams the window immediately and said nigga you gotta go. I was like wut? 0.o I’m mad tired baby. She said sleep on the bus. I’m sorry but my dad will be checking my room as he always do. So I was like shit, let me put my clothes on- her mom opens her room door she says, sweetie( forgot the question she was asking) followed with wtf oh no rape rape! She ran to grab a weapon of her choice. I’m at the point when I’m going to shit myself. My girl went to go stop her, her dad is still waiting for the garage door to open, he started to knock on her window again. So I started to think, I need to get tf out of here. I didn’t put any of my clothes on, I picked them up open the garage door and ran at speed of light. All I heard from her dad was its about time you-
I didn’t look back, I kept running, tree twigs snaps on my foot, ow ow ow running in the street, passing neighborhoods, then running into the wilderness to hide and put my clothes on. I hid behind a tree to see if her dad traced me, heart beating faster than a motherfucker. I stood there for at least an hour. When I felt that I’m safe to head out, I ran again. I have no idea why I started to run again. I just ran until a bus shows up. When I got to the bus terminal, I checked my pone. It had 7 voicemails and 13 unread text messages from her. I turned my phone off. Closed my eyes as I finally got my seat on the coach bus thinking, she had some good pussy. I wanted to hit it one time for the road, damn. -
2019-03-13 at 4:03 AM UTC in I left pork out for 15 hours, is it still okay?You all have a moral obligation to click this link.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-13 at 3:53 AM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?Is there a site where the girls will 100% fuck anyone? (Without money involved)
What if ALL dating, romance, hook up sites didnt allow pictures? That'd be something.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-13 at 3:44 AM UTC in Lanny can we have post count in a daily average figure so i can see how much of a loser im becoming
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah but the usual length of one of your posts equals the length of like 5 normal shitty one liners, at least. You have to consider that part too.
That reminds me...
One of the things I wanted to analyze now that I have archived the entire NiS site, is post length to post count ratios.
Also, mmQ, I should be able to have your word cloud ready pretty soon.
I'm just parsing the files I've already downloaded into raw post data.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
