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2019-04-07 at 6:14 AM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in LifeI'm sitting at a bar, drunk on the medicine that typically renders me euphoric, care-free, and absolutely brimming with confidence and optimism.
But, alas, I feel nothing but utter contempt for every living human occupant in this establishment, but also, and evermoreso, towards myself.
So, if you want to end up hating life when you hit your mid 30's, adhere strictly to the following advice.
If you'd rather thrive and prosper, well, aim for the opposite.
1. Be a complete and total pushover. Always respond to every request, no matter how outlandish, with "yes". Drop the word "no" completely from your vocabulary. Afterall, people will like you more if you are nicer to them. Its absolutely absurd to think that they will only appreciate the favor for mere seconds, while storing somewhere permanently in their brain that you are a favor-giving machine that will never tell them "no".
2. Develop a substance addiction. It could be the classic yet all-to-cliche alcohol, or it could be opiates or stimulants, or anything really for that matter. If you can't experience happiness without it, congratulations, you have nailed this step right here.
3. Always strive for perfection. You really want to never feel satisfied with any of your so-called "accomplishments". Unless you are the absolute best at literally everything, you must consider yourself to be lower than shit mixed with pond scum. Pride in something you've worked long and hard at? LOL, the fuck outta here.
4. Be as independent as you can. Never, ever allow yourself to seek out help, even if it's just someone to listen to you about your problems for a few minutes. Afterall, you are strong, not weak like those pathetic little weaklings that ask others for help when they need it. DIY? More like DEY... Do Everything Yourself. Anything short of that makes you average...
5. Never let yourself be average. If you fall inside the meaty centre of the bell curve, you are basically worthless. Pride is only for the top 0.000001%. Now imagine being smack dab in the middle of the curve..? Fucking sepuku ASAP.
That's about the gist of it.
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2019-04-06 at 9:06 AM UTC in Someone post some pics of NIS females
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2019-04-05 at 11 PM UTC in Let us heal together, KarenThis is ill as hell.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-05 at 4:56 AM UTC in I need to escapeActually, fuck sex, I'll move to a Buddhist monastery full of celibate dudes if it will get me away from all this.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-05 at 2:10 AM UTC in Julian Assange to be expelled within hours to days
Originally posted by Octavian He's an egotistical cunt that wants all the recognition for what mainly his colleagues did, a result of which is him taking the full wrath of America's cock. Don't be fooled this guy isn't a would be martyr, just an idiot with a God complex. He actually thought his actions would make a difference and project him to meteoric heights of rebel stardom. Yes, maybe some of that intel was for the public domain, but as result he's compromised countless lives. Now he'll spend the rest of his miserable life in a jail cell and soon be forgotton and all will be in vain. Edward Snowden on the other hand…
So yes Lanny….HA-HA!
So which is it, was he a meaningful participant in the leaks or wasn't he?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-03 at 10:21 PM UTC in Did anyone get arrested for Totse/zoklet activities directly?Spectral in a Dementia home:
"Did I ever tell you I was a moderator on a shit forum called 'Zoklet'?..."
"Yes grandad, every day".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- Grylls,
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2019-04-03 at 8:01 AM UTC in zizek vs jordan petersonŽižek will win. Jordan Peterson is just a fairly average college professor who got famous because he didn't think it was right to force people to use certain language (a crusade, I will add, that I supported him in). Aside from that, his biggest accomplishment is writing a fucking self-help book about the importance of keeping a clean home. His greatest skill is perhaps his ability to use asinine folkloric metaphors. Žižek, on the other hand, is a career intellectual who has written several well-respected books in 4 languages.
For comparison, we're talking about a debate between the guy who wrote these:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Parallax_View_(book)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sublime_Object_of_Ideology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_the_Desert_of_the_Real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contingency,_Hegemony,_Universality (Contributor/co-author, but still.)
Among myriad others.
And a guy who wrote these:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maps_of_Meaning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_Rules_for_LifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-02 at 3:43 PM UTC in Do not start Tinder conversations by asking if somebody believes in ghostsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-31 at 11:28 PM UTC in My liveleak video has almost 65k views in 1 dayMy faux incest video of me "making out with my cousin" hit about 26,000 views (on YouTube) over the course of about a decade.
I think it's my only video with any comments, too.
That is the height of my own fame on YouTube at the moment.
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2019-03-31 at 4:21 AM UTC in MqI agree. This wasnt a mistake.
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2019-03-30 at 2:48 AM UTC in I've started to catch feelings for a perpetual Shrodinger's #MeTooI feel that you don't want to hear it, but this sounds like she's madly in love with your drugs and you're a great means to that end.
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2019-03-29 at 1:23 AM UTC in NiS Book ClubWait where is the NIS writing club? Sign me up! My dreams make good short stories.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-28 at 5:50 PM UTC in Post your desk/study setup
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2019-03-28 at 7:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-28 at 3:56 AM UTC in I have successfully modified Gadzooks' behaviourI successfully modified your mom's vaginal behavior from parched to drenched.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-23 at 6:50 PM UTC in ZOMG I missed my morning COFFEE!!! X(Zanuck weren’t you gonna start a coffee business or some shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-23 at 2:12 AM UTC in Dear Karen, this is Zanick.Zanick is one of the few remaining diehard hopeless romantics in this day and age that has been absolutely corrupted by the dry, mechanical, soulless era of Tinder and the like.
And Karen is the object of his affection.
Like recognizes like, and so I see the Zanick-Karen dichotomy as one that is all to familiar to another member of this dying breed.
His appreciation for Karen should be an inspiration to us all.
The magnitude of the flames ignited by these embers of love is more than enough to make Cupid himself blush.
I know because I have experienced such potent flames myself for a lost love.
Godspeed, comrade Zanick.
The vicissitudes of fate have had their say, and it is a tale with a happy ending in sight. It is only a matter of time until Karen is in your company.
It's a love that will withstand a thousand bans.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-22 at 11:45 PM UTC in My curry recipeThis makes you feel good.
You need:
Onions
Curry powder - hit up an ethnic food shop.
Frozen mixed veg
Chicken or Quorn™ or Tofu
Rice
For the curry sauce:
fry the onions with lots of oil (sunflower is maybe best) on a fairly high heat until they start to brown
dump into a blender, add some curry powder and a little bit of water, and blend.
The result should be around as runny as tomato ketchup, and have a light brown appearance.
Fry the meat or meat substitute until it browns slightly, then throw on the mixed veg and a little bit of water, cover and let it steam a little to defrost. The browining of the meat produces Maillard products ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction ), which causes a nice sweet flavour.
Pour the curry sauce on and cook for another few minutes.
Have the rice cooking at the same time. Preferably add low sodium salt to the cooking rice to add potassium and let the rice absorb all the water.
Eat. Put turmeric on top to flavour, just like the Hare Krishnas do. Turmeric has been proven to have all sorts of healthy benefits, like anti-cancer properties.
You'd be surprised how much better off you feel eating home made sauce as opposed to sauce out a jar. I assume a lot of it boils down to various emulsifiers which are added in order to prevent oils from separating from the water soluble parts of the sauce, which is something that will happen in any normal food if left in a sealed jar on a warm store shelf for several months. Food companies aren't interested in how that might affect you or your digestive system - they simply have no reason to care.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-22 at 10:37 PM UTC in This is the greatest musical instrument ever createdNo, that would be the triangleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-22 at 4:06 AM UTC in As soon as I have enough posts to have Thanks, I'm going to thank every post I see!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
